Happiness in you

My favourites Simpsons quotes

1.I'm normally not a praying man,but if you're up there,please save me Superman!(Homer)

2.(Homer is looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay.)Hee hee!Look at this country!"You are gay!"

3.Please don't eat me!I have a wife and kids.Eat them!(Homer)

4.You tried your best and you failed miserably.The lesson is-never try!(Homer)

5.Remember,you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.(Bart)

6.Grandpa:Are we there yet?
Homer:No
Grandpa:Are we there yet?
Homer:No
Grandpa:Are we there yet?
Homer:No
Grandpa:......Where are we going?

7.Mr.Burns:No one will want to kiss me after this,eh,Smithers?
Smithers:Well,it's their loss,sir.