You Know You’re Obsessed With Rules of Engagement When…
1.    You compare your irritable friends to a bear.
2.    You know that “it’s not a scarf.”
3.    You think that Adam is truly incapable of a “hetero-picture.”
4.    You see a married couple and say “you guys look bummed, what is it (insert number of years here) now?
5.    You know that He Jeff. He eat big steaks. He die young.
6.    You wish that people wouldn’t let kids into fancy hotels, because “the...