This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.
Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and you know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!
But everyone was falling asleep, and one of the ponies even fell down.
Twilight: *Stares at Pinkie Pie* Fine. Wut da fuq do you want?!
Pinkie Pie: There is a dragon breathing smoke towards our town. It's causing pollution, and making things difficult for all of us.
Twilight: Man, you're a female! You ain't suppose to care about pollution!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight was with her five so called friends.
Twilight: Alright my niggas. We are going to kill a dragon. Even though it's 60 times bigger then us, and will most likely burn us into a crisp, I believe we can win dis!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah! I think so too!
Twilight: I think we can win, because I am your leader. Why do you think we will win Dash?
Rainbow Dash: Because we're all thinking positive, and believing in ourselves.
Twilight: *Not amused* Uh huh, sure.
Fluttershy: I don't want to fight the dragon.
Twilight: *Slams her hoof on the ground* I DON'T CARE!! YOU AIN'T THE LEADER!! I AM!!!!! NOW EVERYONE, GET YO' GEAR, AND DRAG YO MISERABLE ASS BACK HERE BEFORE 15:00 HOURS!!
Applejack: That's 3 PM, right?
Twilight: Yes, why?
Applejack: Well it's actually 3:30.
Twilight: Fuck it. Be back here by tomorrow, 15:00 hours.
Song: link
Rainbow Dash was at her cloud house. She packed food in her saddle bags, and put some rainbow war paint on her cheeks.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can. *Remembers she's part of a team* I mean, I think we can.
Pinkie Pie: *Dressed as a Nazi, holding an MP40, and a Panzershreck* For zhe Fatherland!
Applejack: *Carrying a shotgun, and walks to a Ford pick up truck* Okay, I'm ready to run that bastard over.
Rarity: *Putting dildos into her saddlebags*
Fluttershy: *Hiding* I don't want to fight.
The next day, they all went to Twilight with their stuff.
Twilight: *Turns off the song* Alright, I'm gonna inspect you before we go. *Looks at Rainbow Dash* Okay, good. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, dat shit you got is from 20 years ago. Get something more modern.
Pinkie Pie: But, I like German things. I want to keep it!
Twilight: Fine. *Looks at Applejack* Yer good man.
Applejack: I ain't a man.
Twilight: Fuck you. *Looks at Rarity* Man, I can see you got a lot of stuff in yo bags. You must be prepared.
Rarity: I certainly am.
Twilight: *Looks at Fluttershy* Man, wut da fuq are you doing?!!!!? You didn't bring shit!!
Fluttershy: But I don't have to go to the bathroom.
Twilight: This is unacceptable!
Rainbow Dash: *Walks over to Twilight* I don't think she wants to go with us.
Twilight: TOO BAD!!!! Now slap dat miserable bitch, and let's go.
Rainbow Dash: But I don't want to slap her.
Twilight: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy, run for it.
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: Goddammit Rainbow Dash!! You're a disgrace to us all!!!
Rainbow Dash: Can I go home?
Twilight: NO!
They went up the hill to fight the dragon.
Rarity: *Tired* Oh my goodness, I need to take a break. *Opens her saddlebag, and takes out a dildo, but accidentally knocks her bag over*
Twilight: *Looking at all of the dildos from Rarity's saddlebag* that's all you packed?
Rarity: *Nervously blushes*
Twilight: Just a bunch of fucking DILDOS?!!?
Rarity: I have to masturbate somehow.
Twilight: Use your hoof for crying out loud!!
Rarity: I don't want to get it dirty!
Pinkie Pie: Uh, what about the dragon?
Rainbow Dash: Are we gonna kill it, or what?
Twilight: Yes- no.. I DON'T KNOW!!! Rarity, you fucked up everything!!!! That's Spike's job!!!
Rarity: *Masturbates with the dildo*
Twilight: *Slaps Rarity* STOP IT!!!!
Rarity: You made me drop my-
Twilight: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Dragon: *Appears* I can't take anymore of this shouting. I'm going to bother someone else with my smoke. *Flies away*
Rainbow Dash: Well, looks like Twilight's shouting did something good for once.
Twilight: In that case, I'll shout more often.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.
Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and you know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!
But everyone was falling asleep, and one of the ponies even fell down.
Twilight: *Stares at Pinkie Pie* Fine. Wut da fuq do you want?!
Pinkie Pie: There is a dragon breathing smoke towards our town. It's causing pollution, and making things difficult for all of us.
Twilight: Man, you're a female! You ain't suppose to care about pollution!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight was with her five so called friends.
Twilight: Alright my niggas. We are going to kill a dragon. Even though it's 60 times bigger then us, and will most likely burn us into a crisp, I believe we can win dis!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah! I think so too!
Twilight: I think we can win, because I am your leader. Why do you think we will win Dash?
Rainbow Dash: Because we're all thinking positive, and believing in ourselves.
Twilight: *Not amused* Uh huh, sure.
Fluttershy: I don't want to fight the dragon.
Twilight: *Slams her hoof on the ground* I DON'T CARE!! YOU AIN'T THE LEADER!! I AM!!!!! NOW EVERYONE, GET YO' GEAR, AND DRAG YO MISERABLE ASS BACK HERE BEFORE 15:00 HOURS!!
Applejack: That's 3 PM, right?
Twilight: Yes, why?
Applejack: Well it's actually 3:30.
Twilight: Fuck it. Be back here by tomorrow, 15:00 hours.
Song: link
Rainbow Dash was at her cloud house. She packed food in her saddle bags, and put some rainbow war paint on her cheeks.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can. *Remembers she's part of a team* I mean, I think we can.
Pinkie Pie: *Dressed as a Nazi, holding an MP40, and a Panzershreck* For zhe Fatherland!
Applejack: *Carrying a shotgun, and walks to a Ford pick up truck* Okay, I'm ready to run that bastard over.
Rarity: *Putting dildos into her saddlebags*
Fluttershy: *Hiding* I don't want to fight.
The next day, they all went to Twilight with their stuff.
Twilight: *Turns off the song* Alright, I'm gonna inspect you before we go. *Looks at Rainbow Dash* Okay, good. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, dat shit you got is from 20 years ago. Get something more modern.
Pinkie Pie: But, I like German things. I want to keep it!
Twilight: Fine. *Looks at Applejack* Yer good man.
Applejack: I ain't a man.
Twilight: Fuck you. *Looks at Rarity* Man, I can see you got a lot of stuff in yo bags. You must be prepared.
Rarity: I certainly am.
Twilight: *Looks at Fluttershy* Man, wut da fuq are you doing?!!!!? You didn't bring shit!!
Fluttershy: But I don't have to go to the bathroom.
Twilight: This is unacceptable!
Rainbow Dash: *Walks over to Twilight* I don't think she wants to go with us.
Twilight: TOO BAD!!!! Now slap dat miserable bitch, and let's go.
Rainbow Dash: But I don't want to slap her.
Twilight: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy, run for it.
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: Goddammit Rainbow Dash!! You're a disgrace to us all!!!
Rainbow Dash: Can I go home?
Twilight: NO!
They went up the hill to fight the dragon.
Rarity: *Tired* Oh my goodness, I need to take a break. *Opens her saddlebag, and takes out a dildo, but accidentally knocks her bag over*
Twilight: *Looking at all of the dildos from Rarity's saddlebag* that's all you packed?
Rarity: *Nervously blushes*
Twilight: Just a bunch of fucking DILDOS?!!?
Rarity: I have to masturbate somehow.
Twilight: Use your hoof for crying out loud!!
Rarity: I don't want to get it dirty!
Pinkie Pie: Uh, what about the dragon?
Rainbow Dash: Are we gonna kill it, or what?
Twilight: Yes- no.. I DON'T KNOW!!! Rarity, you fucked up everything!!!! That's Spike's job!!!
Rarity: *Masturbates with the dildo*
Twilight: *Slaps Rarity* STOP IT!!!!
Rarity: You made me drop my-
Twilight: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Dragon: *Appears* I can't take anymore of this shouting. I'm going to bother someone else with my smoke. *Flies away*
Rainbow Dash: Well, looks like Twilight's shouting did something good for once.
Twilight: In that case, I'll shout more often.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End