The day after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.
Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank you sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*
Song: link
Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have been taking over their place.
One day, Rarity parked her car in front of Carousel Boutique, and was listening to this song on her I pad: link
Rarity: *Walks into her boutique turning the volume up higher, and sees Tirek*
Tirek: Come here Rarity. We need to talk.
Rarity: *Comes closer to Tirek*
Tirek: I'm not happy with you Rarity. Do you know why?
Rarity: Is it because I'm listening to a genre of music that hasn't been created yet on a piece of technology that also has not been created yet?
Tirek: You were fifteen minutes late yesterday when delivering your dresses to Neigh York City. Explain yourself.
Rarity: With all due respect, it was the police at the entrance of the Holland Tunnel. They wouldn't let me pass, even though I had fifty cents, for the toll.
Tirek: Now Rarity, I know you're not a bad pony. You know what happens to bad ponies here. Right?
Rarity: *Looks out her window*
Roseluck: *Gets executed by an orange stallion*
Tirek: I shall see you later. *Leaves the boutique* And get rid of the music, and whatever it is it's coming out of!
Later that night, when Rarity was sleeping, three stallions walked in. They took Rarity away from her home.
Next morning, Tirek ordered Rainbow Dash to pull five wagons full of fruit from Sweet Apple Acres to the school.
Rainbow Dash: *In her usual cheerful state, walking to the wagons*
Stallions: *Staring at Rainbow Dash* That's too heavy for you. I don't know why Tirek assigned you to pull those wagons.
Rainbow Dash: These aren't too heavy for me. *Gets herself hitched up*
Applejack: *Comes out with Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith* Taking the fruit to the school Rainbow Dash?
Rainbow Dash: Yes.
Stallion: She's not going to make it.
Big Macintosh: Don't doubt it. There's one way she does it.
Song: link
Rainbow Dash: *Slowly pulls the wagons* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. *Gaining speed* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Stallion: Wait a minute, didn't this already happen in one episode?
Applejack: Yeah.
After that ended, Rainbow Dash left the fruit at the school, and was pulling more wagons to town hall, when she saw Pinkie Pie with Twilight, and Derpy at Rarity's boutique.
Rainbow Dash: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash, it's terrible!! Zhey kidnapped Rarity!
Tirek: *Arrives* Pinkie, are you crazy holding unauthorized meetings behind my back?! Just look at Rainbow Dash's wagons! Any second, there could be a huge accident!
Stallions: *Crash into Rainbow Dash's wagons*
Tirek: That's it Pinkie, you'll be hearing from me later.
That night in Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie was making more cupcakes when the stallion with the orange car stopped in front of the store.
Stallion: *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Pinkie Pie: You are one of zhe stallions vorking for Tirek! Vhat are you doing here?!
Stallion: To take you out you German! *Knocks out Pinkie Pie, and takes her away*
Next morning, Tirek forced everyone in Pornstarville to meet with him in Sugarcube Corner.
Tirek: Okay everyone. Have you noticed a missing pony?
Rainbow Dash: You took Pinkie Pie away? How could you?!
Tirek: That's right, I did take her away. The rest of you are now on probation!
For Rainbow Dash, this was the last straw, she decided to go on a rescue mission to save her best friend. That night, she got the keys to her brand new Dodge Charger, and with another song from the future, she started her search.
Song: link
Rainbow Dash: *Starts her car, and drives it*
Vinyl Scratch: *Walking down the street, and sees Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Looking in buildings, hoping to find Pinkie Pie. She turns right at an intersection, and continues looking for Pinkie Pie*
Rainbow Dash looked all over Pornstarville, but couldn't find Pinkie Pie anywhere. She drove into Pontiac, and looked for her there. Alas, there was no sign of her friend. Rainbow Dash was just about to give up her search when suddenly...
Rainbow Dash: *Sees an orange car* Uh oh. That's one of Tirek's ponies. *Turns right, and turns off the music* I hope he didn't see me.
Stallion: *Keeps going straight*
Rainbow Dash: Phew, that was close. *Hears tapping on her window, and sees Pinkie Pie. She lowers the window*
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash, I'm so glad I found you.
Rainbow Dash: I'm so glad you found me too. Now hop in. I have to get you out of here.
And with Pinkie Pie at her side, Rainbow Dash left Pontiac.
To Be Continued
Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank you sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*
Song: link
Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have been taking over their place.
One day, Rarity parked her car in front of Carousel Boutique, and was listening to this song on her I pad: link
Rarity: *Walks into her boutique turning the volume up higher, and sees Tirek*
Tirek: Come here Rarity. We need to talk.
Rarity: *Comes closer to Tirek*
Tirek: I'm not happy with you Rarity. Do you know why?
Rarity: Is it because I'm listening to a genre of music that hasn't been created yet on a piece of technology that also has not been created yet?
Tirek: You were fifteen minutes late yesterday when delivering your dresses to Neigh York City. Explain yourself.
Rarity: With all due respect, it was the police at the entrance of the Holland Tunnel. They wouldn't let me pass, even though I had fifty cents, for the toll.
Tirek: Now Rarity, I know you're not a bad pony. You know what happens to bad ponies here. Right?
Rarity: *Looks out her window*
Roseluck: *Gets executed by an orange stallion*
Tirek: I shall see you later. *Leaves the boutique* And get rid of the music, and whatever it is it's coming out of!
Later that night, when Rarity was sleeping, three stallions walked in. They took Rarity away from her home.
Next morning, Tirek ordered Rainbow Dash to pull five wagons full of fruit from Sweet Apple Acres to the school.
Rainbow Dash: *In her usual cheerful state, walking to the wagons*
Stallions: *Staring at Rainbow Dash* That's too heavy for you. I don't know why Tirek assigned you to pull those wagons.
Rainbow Dash: These aren't too heavy for me. *Gets herself hitched up*
Applejack: *Comes out with Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith* Taking the fruit to the school Rainbow Dash?
Rainbow Dash: Yes.
Stallion: She's not going to make it.
Big Macintosh: Don't doubt it. There's one way she does it.
Song: link
Rainbow Dash: *Slowly pulls the wagons* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. *Gaining speed* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Stallion: Wait a minute, didn't this already happen in one episode?
Applejack: Yeah.
After that ended, Rainbow Dash left the fruit at the school, and was pulling more wagons to town hall, when she saw Pinkie Pie with Twilight, and Derpy at Rarity's boutique.
Rainbow Dash: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash, it's terrible!! Zhey kidnapped Rarity!
Tirek: *Arrives* Pinkie, are you crazy holding unauthorized meetings behind my back?! Just look at Rainbow Dash's wagons! Any second, there could be a huge accident!
Stallions: *Crash into Rainbow Dash's wagons*
Tirek: That's it Pinkie, you'll be hearing from me later.
That night in Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie was making more cupcakes when the stallion with the orange car stopped in front of the store.
Stallion: *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Pinkie Pie: You are one of zhe stallions vorking for Tirek! Vhat are you doing here?!
Stallion: To take you out you German! *Knocks out Pinkie Pie, and takes her away*
Next morning, Tirek forced everyone in Pornstarville to meet with him in Sugarcube Corner.
Tirek: Okay everyone. Have you noticed a missing pony?
Rainbow Dash: You took Pinkie Pie away? How could you?!
Tirek: That's right, I did take her away. The rest of you are now on probation!
For Rainbow Dash, this was the last straw, she decided to go on a rescue mission to save her best friend. That night, she got the keys to her brand new Dodge Charger, and with another song from the future, she started her search.
Song: link
Rainbow Dash: *Starts her car, and drives it*
Vinyl Scratch: *Walking down the street, and sees Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Looking in buildings, hoping to find Pinkie Pie. She turns right at an intersection, and continues looking for Pinkie Pie*
Rainbow Dash looked all over Pornstarville, but couldn't find Pinkie Pie anywhere. She drove into Pontiac, and looked for her there. Alas, there was no sign of her friend. Rainbow Dash was just about to give up her search when suddenly...
Rainbow Dash: *Sees an orange car* Uh oh. That's one of Tirek's ponies. *Turns right, and turns off the music* I hope he didn't see me.
Stallion: *Keeps going straight*
Rainbow Dash: Phew, that was close. *Hears tapping on her window, and sees Pinkie Pie. She lowers the window*
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash, I'm so glad I found you.
Rainbow Dash: I'm so glad you found me too. Now hop in. I have to get you out of here.
And with Pinkie Pie at her side, Rainbow Dash left Pontiac.
To Be Continued