Song (Start at 0:17): link
Tom, Master Sword, Saten Twist: *Standing on their back legs, doing hoof bumps in mid air* Yeah!!!
Hawkeye: Where does this music come from?
Percy: Welcome back everyone. We got My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends coming your way. Seriously, we need to get rid of these ponies..
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.
Spike: Come on Twilight, you can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought you liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah, she's too much of a slut.
Twilight: And for saying a bad word, you lose yo' mustache! *Takes Spike's mustache away*
Spike: Twilight, you say it all of the time.
Twilight: No, I say fuck, shit, ass, retard, nigga, and man all the time. I never said slut until now.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight, and Spike walked together as they saw a magic show start.
Announcer: Fillies, and gentlecolts, welcome to the very first magic show in Pornstarville *Looks at the title above him* (Even though some ponies might call it a faggot show, because of the name of this article) And now, your magician, The Great & Powerful Trixie.
Ponies: *Cheering*
Trixie: *Appears on stage* Hi everypony! Do you want to see some magic?
Twilight: Man, what da hell is dis shit?!
Rarity: I say, her performance is absurd.
Applejack: She's a braggin' asshole if I say so myself.
Rainbow Dash: But guys, we didn't get to see her perform. We don't know if any of that is true yet.
Applejack: *Slaps Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Nervous* Uh.. I mean, er... Magic shmagic. Booo!
Trixie: Who the hell dares to insult the Great & Powerful Trixie?
Song: link
The audience stayed silent.
Trixie: Okay, the Great & Powerful Trixie sees where this is going, and she does not like it.
Pony: Hey look, someone turned that anime anger thing on her head into the Amtrak logo.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie is not happy with your so called comedy.
Twilight: Nigga, we're still better den you.
Trixie: Okay, what can you do?
Twilight: Exactly the same shit you do, and-
Trixie: Not interested.
Twilight: I was about to say-
Trixie: That's enough. The Great & Powerful Trixie needs to deal with someone that can do more than exactly the same things The Great & Powerful Trixie does.
Twilight: Man if you let me finish-
Snips: She said that's it!! Are you deaf?
Trixie: Let's finish this damn thing.
Rarity: BLOWJOB!!!!
Half of the audience coughed while shouting blowjob.
Trixie: what?
Twilight: Man, I don't think it's fair!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie will tell you what's fair, and what's not.
Rarity: EAT ME!!!!!
Ponies: Eat me!! *Coughs* Eat me!!
Twilight: *Goes to Applejack* Man, tell dem assholes to shut up.
Applejack: *Looks at everyone shouting* HEY SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLES!!
Twilight: *Tackles Applejack*
Everyone was now quiet.
Trixie: Okay. *Looks at Rarity* You started that unnecessary shouting. What can you do that's better than the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rarity: Oh, let's see. I masturbate forty times a day, I have had sex with every stallion in this city at least once. I take care of one daughter named Sweetie Belle, and-
Trixie: In other words, you're a sex addicted soccer mom.
Rarity: I don't even like soccer.
Trixie: Then here, *Throws a soccer ball at Rarity which hits her face*
Rarity: Ow!
Trixie: You like the pain right? The Great & Powerful Trixie can tell.
Rarity: *Cries while running away*
Applejack: Now that ain't right!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie does not care about what's right. What can you do?
Applejack: Kick trees.
Trixie: That's it?
Applejack: Yes.
Trixie: *Stares at Rainbow Dash* What about you?
Rainbow Dash: What about me?
Trixie: What can you do that's better then the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rainbow Dash: Lots of things. I have strong self confidence, I'm always in a positive attitude.
Bonbon: She's right!
Lyra: Go Rainbow Dash, you're the best!
Rainbow Dash: *Blushes when hearing Lyra's comment* I do that easily-
Trixie: Do what?
Rainbow Dash: Blush. I blush easily. That's about it.
Trixie: You said you have strong self confidence.
Rainbow Dash: Yep.
Trixie: Let's see you use it against this!! *Uses magic to make four wagons appear. They're all loaded with toys* Get this to the nearest orphanage. (There's no way she can pull those wagons. They're too heavy.)
Rainbow Dash: *Smiles as she walks over to the wagons*
Trixie: *Gets Rainbow Dash hitched to the wagons* If you succeed in getting this to the nearest orphanage, The Great & Powerful Trixie will leave forever.
Twilight: Come on man, you better do this!
Applejack: To get to the nearest orphanage, you have to go over a really steep hill. Be careful.
Stop the song, and play this one: link
Rainbow Dash: *Pulling the wagons* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can-
Trixie: *Stares in disbelief* SHE'S DOING IT?!!!!?
Meanwhile, other people were going on a rampage. All over the world, the bronies reading this story were pissed off with what was going on.
NocturnalMirage: This is a terrible song!!! *Slams his head into a wall five times*
Canada24: This needs more creepypasta!
Windwakerguy430: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeanTheHedgehog: Oh well. Haters gonna hate.
Stop the song.
Trixie: *Sitting down in a depressed state*
Twilight: Hey man, you said you'd get da fuq outta here!
Trixie: *Leaves Pornstarville*
Twilight: Hell yeah man! I did it!
Ponies: Boo!! *Throwing garbage at Twilight* Rainbow Dash did it! Not you!!
Twilight: Spike, this is all your fault!!!
Applejack: He ain't even here anymore
Twilight: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song (Start at 1:16): link
Percy: Woah, nice song. Okay, time for the final show. Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Episode 10: Rusty And The Lie
Rusty is friendly with every engine on the Island Of Sodor. His best friends are Skarloey, and Rheneas. Rusty often tries to be friendly with Duncan too, but Duncan often has arguments with Skarloey, and Rheneas.
Duncan liked Rusty, but he didn't want him to be friends with Skarloey, and Rheneas. One day, Rusty, and Duncan were alone in the sheds, and Duncan planned to tell a lie to Rusty, "Did you hear what Skarloey, and Rheneas told me?"
"No, what?" Asked Rusty. "They told me that they don't like you anymore." Replied Duncan, and before Rusty could say anything, Duncan steamed away.
Rusty felt upset, but he didn't know that Duncan was lying to him. He went to see Skarloey, and Rheneas at the station.
"Good morning Rusty." Said Skarloey cheerfully.
"Why don't you like me anymore?" Asked Rusty.
"We do like you. Who told you that we didn't?" asked Rheneas.
"Duncan." Replied Rusty. He felt so ashamed that Duncan lied to him, but Skarloey, and Rheneas thought up a plan.
"We'll get even with Duncan." Sympathized Rheneas. "Right," said Skarloey, "This is what we'll do." He whispered the plan to the two engines.
"Excellent." Said Rusty. "I'll go tell him now." He went to the Incline where he saw Duncan pushing empty slate cars. "Let me take over Duncan," Called Rusty, "Mr. Percival wants us to switch jobs."
"If he insists." Said Duncan. He was very confused, but still went to see Mr. Hugh.
At the sheds, Mr. Hugh, and the workmen were waiting for an engine to arrive. When at last an engine did arrive, Mr. Hugh was puzzled to see that it was Duncan. "Where's Rusty?" He asked.
"At the incline railway," Replied Duncan, and explained everything.
"Mr. Percival never told us." Said Mr. Hugh. "Please take us to him."
So Duncan took the workmen in their train to see Mr. Percival.
Later on, Rusty was doing good shunting the slate cars at the incline, but then he saw Duncan arrive with Mr. Hugh, the workmen, and Mr. Percival.
"Spreading lies is not good. You have caused Delay, and Confusion." Mr. Percival told Rusty.
Then, Duncan decided to tell Mr. Percival something, "Sir, it's not entirely his fault."
"What do you mean?" Asked Mr. Percival.
"I told a lie to Rusty, and that's why he lied to me about our jobs." Then, Duncan explained everything. He told Mr. Percival about how he disliked Skarloey, and Rheneas, and how he made up a lie to Rusty about Skarloey, and Rheneas not liking Rusty.
In the end, both Rusty, and Duncan received punishments, but they weren't severe. Both engines had to stay in the sheds for only two days.
The End
Song (Start at 1:16): link
Percy: Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you enjoyed this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Be sure to come back next Saturday at 8 PM.
Tom, Master Sword, Saten Twist: *Standing on their back legs, doing hoof bumps in mid air* Yeah!!!
Hawkeye: Where does this music come from?
Percy: Welcome back everyone. We got My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends coming your way. Seriously, we need to get rid of these ponies..
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.
Spike: Come on Twilight, you can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought you liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah, she's too much of a slut.
Twilight: And for saying a bad word, you lose yo' mustache! *Takes Spike's mustache away*
Spike: Twilight, you say it all of the time.
Twilight: No, I say fuck, shit, ass, retard, nigga, and man all the time. I never said slut until now.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight, and Spike walked together as they saw a magic show start.
Announcer: Fillies, and gentlecolts, welcome to the very first magic show in Pornstarville *Looks at the title above him* (Even though some ponies might call it a faggot show, because of the name of this article) And now, your magician, The Great & Powerful Trixie.
Ponies: *Cheering*
Trixie: *Appears on stage* Hi everypony! Do you want to see some magic?
Twilight: Man, what da hell is dis shit?!
Rarity: I say, her performance is absurd.
Applejack: She's a braggin' asshole if I say so myself.
Rainbow Dash: But guys, we didn't get to see her perform. We don't know if any of that is true yet.
Applejack: *Slaps Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Nervous* Uh.. I mean, er... Magic shmagic. Booo!
Trixie: Who the hell dares to insult the Great & Powerful Trixie?
Song: link
The audience stayed silent.
Trixie: Okay, the Great & Powerful Trixie sees where this is going, and she does not like it.
Pony: Hey look, someone turned that anime anger thing on her head into the Amtrak logo.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie is not happy with your so called comedy.
Twilight: Nigga, we're still better den you.
Trixie: Okay, what can you do?
Twilight: Exactly the same shit you do, and-
Trixie: Not interested.
Twilight: I was about to say-
Trixie: That's enough. The Great & Powerful Trixie needs to deal with someone that can do more than exactly the same things The Great & Powerful Trixie does.
Twilight: Man if you let me finish-
Snips: She said that's it!! Are you deaf?
Trixie: Let's finish this damn thing.
Rarity: BLOWJOB!!!!
Half of the audience coughed while shouting blowjob.
Trixie: what?
Twilight: Man, I don't think it's fair!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie will tell you what's fair, and what's not.
Rarity: EAT ME!!!!!
Ponies: Eat me!! *Coughs* Eat me!!
Twilight: *Goes to Applejack* Man, tell dem assholes to shut up.
Applejack: *Looks at everyone shouting* HEY SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLES!!
Twilight: *Tackles Applejack*
Everyone was now quiet.
Trixie: Okay. *Looks at Rarity* You started that unnecessary shouting. What can you do that's better than the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rarity: Oh, let's see. I masturbate forty times a day, I have had sex with every stallion in this city at least once. I take care of one daughter named Sweetie Belle, and-
Trixie: In other words, you're a sex addicted soccer mom.
Rarity: I don't even like soccer.
Trixie: Then here, *Throws a soccer ball at Rarity which hits her face*
Rarity: Ow!
Trixie: You like the pain right? The Great & Powerful Trixie can tell.
Rarity: *Cries while running away*
Applejack: Now that ain't right!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie does not care about what's right. What can you do?
Applejack: Kick trees.
Trixie: That's it?
Applejack: Yes.
Trixie: *Stares at Rainbow Dash* What about you?
Rainbow Dash: What about me?
Trixie: What can you do that's better then the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rainbow Dash: Lots of things. I have strong self confidence, I'm always in a positive attitude.
Bonbon: She's right!
Lyra: Go Rainbow Dash, you're the best!
Rainbow Dash: *Blushes when hearing Lyra's comment* I do that easily-
Trixie: Do what?
Rainbow Dash: Blush. I blush easily. That's about it.
Trixie: You said you have strong self confidence.
Rainbow Dash: Yep.
Trixie: Let's see you use it against this!! *Uses magic to make four wagons appear. They're all loaded with toys* Get this to the nearest orphanage. (There's no way she can pull those wagons. They're too heavy.)
Rainbow Dash: *Smiles as she walks over to the wagons*
Trixie: *Gets Rainbow Dash hitched to the wagons* If you succeed in getting this to the nearest orphanage, The Great & Powerful Trixie will leave forever.
Twilight: Come on man, you better do this!
Applejack: To get to the nearest orphanage, you have to go over a really steep hill. Be careful.
Stop the song, and play this one: link
Rainbow Dash: *Pulling the wagons* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can-
Trixie: *Stares in disbelief* SHE'S DOING IT?!!!!?
Meanwhile, other people were going on a rampage. All over the world, the bronies reading this story were pissed off with what was going on.
NocturnalMirage: This is a terrible song!!! *Slams his head into a wall five times*
Canada24: This needs more creepypasta!
Windwakerguy430: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeanTheHedgehog: Oh well. Haters gonna hate.
Stop the song.
Trixie: *Sitting down in a depressed state*
Twilight: Hey man, you said you'd get da fuq outta here!
Trixie: *Leaves Pornstarville*
Twilight: Hell yeah man! I did it!
Ponies: Boo!! *Throwing garbage at Twilight* Rainbow Dash did it! Not you!!
Twilight: Spike, this is all your fault!!!
Applejack: He ain't even here anymore
Twilight: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song (Start at 1:16): link
Percy: Woah, nice song. Okay, time for the final show. Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Episode 10: Rusty And The Lie
Rusty is friendly with every engine on the Island Of Sodor. His best friends are Skarloey, and Rheneas. Rusty often tries to be friendly with Duncan too, but Duncan often has arguments with Skarloey, and Rheneas.
Duncan liked Rusty, but he didn't want him to be friends with Skarloey, and Rheneas. One day, Rusty, and Duncan were alone in the sheds, and Duncan planned to tell a lie to Rusty, "Did you hear what Skarloey, and Rheneas told me?"
"No, what?" Asked Rusty. "They told me that they don't like you anymore." Replied Duncan, and before Rusty could say anything, Duncan steamed away.
Rusty felt upset, but he didn't know that Duncan was lying to him. He went to see Skarloey, and Rheneas at the station.
"Good morning Rusty." Said Skarloey cheerfully.
"Why don't you like me anymore?" Asked Rusty.
"We do like you. Who told you that we didn't?" asked Rheneas.
"Duncan." Replied Rusty. He felt so ashamed that Duncan lied to him, but Skarloey, and Rheneas thought up a plan.
"We'll get even with Duncan." Sympathized Rheneas. "Right," said Skarloey, "This is what we'll do." He whispered the plan to the two engines.
"Excellent." Said Rusty. "I'll go tell him now." He went to the Incline where he saw Duncan pushing empty slate cars. "Let me take over Duncan," Called Rusty, "Mr. Percival wants us to switch jobs."
"If he insists." Said Duncan. He was very confused, but still went to see Mr. Hugh.
At the sheds, Mr. Hugh, and the workmen were waiting for an engine to arrive. When at last an engine did arrive, Mr. Hugh was puzzled to see that it was Duncan. "Where's Rusty?" He asked.
"At the incline railway," Replied Duncan, and explained everything.
"Mr. Percival never told us." Said Mr. Hugh. "Please take us to him."
So Duncan took the workmen in their train to see Mr. Percival.
Later on, Rusty was doing good shunting the slate cars at the incline, but then he saw Duncan arrive with Mr. Hugh, the workmen, and Mr. Percival.
"Spreading lies is not good. You have caused Delay, and Confusion." Mr. Percival told Rusty.
Then, Duncan decided to tell Mr. Percival something, "Sir, it's not entirely his fault."
"What do you mean?" Asked Mr. Percival.
"I told a lie to Rusty, and that's why he lied to me about our jobs." Then, Duncan explained everything. He told Mr. Percival about how he disliked Skarloey, and Rheneas, and how he made up a lie to Rusty about Skarloey, and Rheneas not liking Rusty.
In the end, both Rusty, and Duncan received punishments, but they weren't severe. Both engines had to stay in the sheds for only two days.
The End
Song (Start at 1:16): link
Percy: Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you enjoyed this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Be sure to come back next Saturday at 8 PM.
