Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.
Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh hey there. You must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, or bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the system works.
Johnny: *Moving closer to the trailer*
Fat Mexican: In favor of these untraceable weapons you've been giving us, we will give you 20 kilos of cocaine, along with thirty thousand pesos. That's worth over 100,000 yen.
Japenese Man 93: You are very honorabre. We accept the offer.
Johnny: *Pulls out an 80 Series Colt 1911*
Narrator: Not standard issue, but it packs more of a punch than those crappy European 45's.
Japanese Man 93: When wirr the derivery arrive?
Fat Mexican: Soon. Mr. Craig will arrive soon with some of my men in the helicopter.
Johnny: *Getting closer to the door, and kicks it open*
Japanese Man 93: What is going on here?!
Johnny: Nobody move, and everything will be okay!!
Fat Mexican: *Slowly pulling out a Walther P99*
Johnny: Don't you do it!
Fat Mexican: *Pointing the gun at his head*
Johnny: I said don't do it!!
Japanese Man 93: *Slowly reaching for his Type 99 leaning on a wall*
Johnny: Hey hold it! *Grabs the Japanese man*
Fat Mexican: *Shoots himself, and dies*
Johnny: *Pushes the Japanese man away, and shoots him. He looks at the Mexican* I needed him alive.
More Japanese people were heading for Johnny from the other side of the trailer, shooting at him through a window, but their bullets kept missing him.
Johnny: *Runs out the other side*
Japanese People: *Running out of buildings, shooting more bullets at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pulls out his pistol, and shoots a propane tank*
Japanese Men: *Die*
Narrator: Now I just had to escape from the others. The one thing I don't like about escape plans however, is when you can't find a way to get out. If only my commander had a vehicle laying around for me to use, but he insisted on dropping me off nearby from a helicopter. How nice of him.
Mexican 3698: *Arriving on a motorcycle*
Johnny: *Shoots the man off his motorcycle, and gets on it*
Japanese People: *Shooting at Johnny, watching him take off on the motorcycle*
Japanese Man 95: He's heading down the hirr. Get the seeker.
Johnny: *Halfway down the hill, close to the intersection*
Japanese Man 95: *Aiming the seeker at Johnny, watching ride towards a delivery truck*
Johnny: *Almost at the intersection*
Japanese Man 95: *Fires the rocket*
Johnny: *Looks behind him, and sees the missile* My kind of luck. *Gets hit by the missile, and flies into the delivery truck. It is marked with a hazmat logo*
Johnny is laying inside the truck, on the floor. On his wrist was a watch that seemed to appear out of nowhere.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it*
Johnny: *Drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh hey there. You must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, or bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the system works.
Johnny: *Moving closer to the trailer*
Fat Mexican: In favor of these untraceable weapons you've been giving us, we will give you 20 kilos of cocaine, along with thirty thousand pesos. That's worth over 100,000 yen.
Japenese Man 93: You are very honorabre. We accept the offer.
Johnny: *Pulls out an 80 Series Colt 1911*
Narrator: Not standard issue, but it packs more of a punch than those crappy European 45's.
Japanese Man 93: When wirr the derivery arrive?
Fat Mexican: Soon. Mr. Craig will arrive soon with some of my men in the helicopter.
Johnny: *Getting closer to the door, and kicks it open*
Japanese Man 93: What is going on here?!
Johnny: Nobody move, and everything will be okay!!
Fat Mexican: *Slowly pulling out a Walther P99*
Johnny: Don't you do it!
Fat Mexican: *Pointing the gun at his head*
Johnny: I said don't do it!!
Japanese Man 93: *Slowly reaching for his Type 99 leaning on a wall*
Johnny: Hey hold it! *Grabs the Japanese man*
Fat Mexican: *Shoots himself, and dies*
Johnny: *Pushes the Japanese man away, and shoots him. He looks at the Mexican* I needed him alive.
More Japanese people were heading for Johnny from the other side of the trailer, shooting at him through a window, but their bullets kept missing him.
Johnny: *Runs out the other side*
Japanese People: *Running out of buildings, shooting more bullets at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pulls out his pistol, and shoots a propane tank*
Japanese Men: *Die*
Narrator: Now I just had to escape from the others. The one thing I don't like about escape plans however, is when you can't find a way to get out. If only my commander had a vehicle laying around for me to use, but he insisted on dropping me off nearby from a helicopter. How nice of him.
Mexican 3698: *Arriving on a motorcycle*
Johnny: *Shoots the man off his motorcycle, and gets on it*
Japanese People: *Shooting at Johnny, watching him take off on the motorcycle*
Japanese Man 95: He's heading down the hirr. Get the seeker.
Johnny: *Halfway down the hill, close to the intersection*
Japanese Man 95: *Aiming the seeker at Johnny, watching ride towards a delivery truck*
Johnny: *Almost at the intersection*
Japanese Man 95: *Fires the rocket*
Johnny: *Looks behind him, and sees the missile* My kind of luck. *Gets hit by the missile, and flies into the delivery truck. It is marked with a hazmat logo*
Johnny is laying inside the truck, on the floor. On his wrist was a watch that seemed to appear out of nowhere.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it*
Johnny: *Drifts left out of the parking garage*
---
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
---
Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
---
Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
---
Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
---
Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*