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Jerry: *Pulling a freight train with Jesse*
Parker: *Yawns while stretching his arms* Why can't we do this tomorrow?
S.B: Tomorrow is Sunday. We have to do this today because it's called Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Parker: Whatever, I'm going to bed. *Walks back into the house*
Blossom: He was supposed to be the host.
S.B: What?!
Mabel: Who do we get now?!

Everyone started to freak out and cause chaos until Mily arrived.

Mily: Why does everyone fight with each other when I come over?
S.B & Others: *Staring at Mily*
Liam: Good question.
Red: Can you host tonight's episode?
Mily: Me?
S.B: Yes you.
Mily: Yay! *Blows her whistle in excitement*
Buttercup: I guess we got our answer.
Mily: Yes you do. I'm Mily from Trainz, and I'm hosting again. Here's our lineup.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - TV-MA
The Nut House - TV-G

8:30 PM - Later

Gran Turismo - TV-PG
Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls - TV-G

S.B: Thank you Mily.
Mily: You're welcome. *Winks*

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 39

Hijacked

March 1, 1954

It was a breezy, but sunny day. Red Rose was resting in the switch tower waiting for a freight train to arrive. She was listening to a song while doing so.

Song: link

Red Rose: *Singing to song* Weeeeeeeel. I got a woman. Way over town. That's good to me. Oh yeah.
Orion: *Bringing freight into yard*
Red Rose: *Sees freight, and turns signal red*
Orion: *Passes red signal*
Red Rose: Wait. What is he doing?
Orion: *Jumps out of train*
Red Rose: Oh my god.
Orion: I did it! I'm going to get fired for leaving a train while it's in motion!

The train crashed, and Red Rose turned off the music.

Red Rose: Orion, what were you thinking?!
Orion: My jobs keep getting switched around, and I still want to get fired! So I decided to jump out of that train, and let it crash into a row of freight cars.
Red Rose: Sometimes, I envy you, but not this time. This time, I think you have completely lost your mind. Wait until Pete hears about this.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Red Rose: *Points to derailed train* Look what Orion did.
Pete: *Sees derailed train* Jesus christ.
Orion: Does this mean I get fired?
Pete: No, you should already know that you can't get fired on purpose. I am suspending you for two months.
Orion: Well, it could be worse.
Pete: How?
Orion: A chemical car could roll down the hump, crash into another train, and explode.

In the background, a chemical car crashed into another train, and exploded.

Pete: I am not saying another word to you again.
Orion: Fine by me.

Hawkeye, and Stylo were at the station. They were going to take a passenger train to Las Pegasus.

Hawkeye: You know what I saw yesterday?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: I saw Coffee Creme kissing Gordon on this train. I remember the day before yesterday that our french mare didn't want anypony to know that they were planning to get married.
Stylo: What are you thinking?
Hawkeye: Gordon offered a fake ring that looked like a real one.
Stylo: Ooh.
Coffee Creme: Gordon, I'll see you later. I need to get to the train yard, and get on a train with Metal Gloss.
Gordon: Have fun.
Coffee Creme: *Leaves station*
Gordon: Gentlecolts, may I join you?
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, not while we're waiting.
Gordon: It's not like I wanna beat you up or anything. Let me sit with you.
Hawkeye: Oh, what the heck? Go for it.
Gordon: *Sits down, and flicks Stylo*
Hawkeye: Hey, what are you doing?
Gordon: Tormenting Stylo.
Stylo: Big mistake. *Kicks Gordon off bench*
Gordon: Fine. Be that way! You failed the test for being my friend. *Leaves*
Hawkeye: Jeez. What's next, the mafia attacks?

Gunshots could be heard in the background.

Stylo: You had to say mafia attack.
Hawkeye: Relax, it's probably coming from Sherman Hill.
Stylo: You think they would stop after Gordon drove that tank towards them.
Pete: *Running from trainyard* Get in the station, now!
Hawkeye, and Stylo: *Gets in station*

Soon, everypony was in the station. Outside, it looked like a ghost town.

Hawkeye: What happened?
Pete: Some gangsters showed up, and killed Red Rose!
Stylo: Did they really?
Orion: Sad, but true.
Pete: Wait a minute. Where's Snowflake?!
Snowflake: *arrives at station* They nearly shot me, but I got here as fast as I could.
Orion: Well at least you're still alive. They killed Red Rose.
Coffee Creme: Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: I don't know about you, but I think you, and Gordon should continue with your marriage.
Gordon: How did you know?!
Hawkeye: A little bird told me.
Coffee Creme: You were spying on us.
Hawkeye: It's not really called spying when you pass the newly wedded ponies in another train without knowing they would be there.
Pete: Alright. Let's just turn on the radio, and see what happens. *Turns on radio*
Radio Pony: This just in, A Union Pacific freight train has been stolen by gangsters. It is heading for Denver, and will most likely have all the goods taken out for their mafia.
Pete: That's it. We're leaving Cheyenne.

When Hawkeye heard Pete say that they were leaving Cheyenne, he was angry.

Hawkeye: Oh no no no no no. We are not just letting those slime ball gangsters just take everything here away from us. Who here agrees with me?
Everypony: *Staying silent*
Hawkeye: Come on. Somepony has to agree with me.
Coffee Creme: You know what? You're right. Those gangsters shouldn't take this place.
Hawkeye: Percy, do you agree with us?
Percy: Uh, I don't know if I wanna get involved.
Hawkeye: How about we push you out of the station, and they shoot you?
Percy: Okay, I agree.
Pete: Well. You three enjoy staying here if you want, but we're leaving.

And like that, the ponies left Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy in the station.

Coffee Creme: Uhm, Pierce? What exactly are we going to do?
Hawkeye: Hide here, and call the police.
Percy: That's it? That's all we're going to do?
Hawkeye: That's all we can do.
Radio Pony: We have a helicopter watching the action in the Cheyenne train yard, and another train is getting hijacked.
Coffee Creme: I forgot, the radio is still on.
Percy: Can we at least do something to prevent those trains from getting stolen?
Hawkeye: Sure, we can think of something.

Meanwhile, five miles east of Cheyenne.

Pete: *Driving supply truck* We need to find a good spot to create another station.
Gordon: *sees abandoned school building* How about that building over there? It's close enough to the train tracks.
Pete: Good thinking. *Drives to school*
Mares: Excuse me. What are you doing here?
Pete: Finding a new station for my railroad. You probably didn't notice, but the old one in Cheyenne is being attacked, and the mafia keeps hijacking our trains.
Mare: Alright. We'll let you have this building for 2,000 dollars.
Pete: Alright, Gordon, pay them.
Gordon: No way. This is my money, and I am not paying a bunch of bitches for an abandoned school building.
Pete: Do it!
Gordon: Fine *Gives money to mares* Enjoy.
Mare: *Leaves*
Pete: Now we just got to build another train yard. Get to work on that, I'll go back to Cheyenne.
Gordon: *gets supplies out of truck*
Pete: *Drives truck to Cheyenne*

At Cheyenne

Mafia Ponies: *Hijacking locomotives*
Hawkeye: Police? Have you stopped the mafia yet?
Sargent: No we haven't.
Hawkeye: Well, why don't you double your fucking effort?
Sargent: We're doing the best we can.
Hawkeye: Bullshit. *Hangs up*
Coffee Creme: Now what?
Hawkeye: I don't know.
Pete: *arrives* We found another station five miles from here. Are you sure you don't want to come with us?
Hawkeye: Yes. Frenchy, and Percy are staying.
Pete: Okay. *Leaves*
Percy: Why did you say that? I don't wanna stay.
Coffee Creme: Neither do I.
Hawkeye: The more, the merrier.
Percy: All we're doing is watching the mafia steal all of our engines.
Hawkeye: They'll have to stop eventually. When they do, we'll take one from here, go to Denver, and bring them all back here.

The End

On The Next Episode of Ponies On The Rails

We continue where we left off.

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Mily: We'll get to that episode next Saturday. Here's an episode of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 13: The Snowman

There was sixteen inches of snow in Frenchtown. All of the talking inanimate objects, and talking shapes were either happy, or extremely annoyed. Those who weren't annoyed had fun either building snowmen, snow angels, or having snowball fights with big forts.

Kevin: *In a cemetery with Liam* Try this area, just for one minute. I promise you, you won't be disappointed.
Liam: It's too vacant. The whole purpose of a snowball fight, is not only the fight itself, but to have more people join you, even if they're complete strangers.
Kevin: I've had many snowball fights here before. Trust me, more people will come eventually.
Parker: *Walking towards Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: I'm afraid eventually just occurred.
Kevin: *Looks at Parker* What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: So, you thought you could take my spot, did you?
Kevin: This is where I usually build my fort, yes.
Parker: Not for a fort, but for a snowman.
Liam: There are many other spots for you to do that, why waste your time with us?
Parker: Because I am going to show everybody in town, that I can make the biggest snowman ever.
Kevin: With, or without any help?
Parker: Without, obviously.
Kevin: Then we'll leave you to it. *Walks away with Liam* We'll head away from the tombstones, and go in the grass. We'll have more room there anyway.
Liam: The big tombstones would have made things more challenging, that's for sure.
Kevin: Yeah, that's what I was hoping for.
Parker: *Making the bottom portion of the snowman* Here we go. This'll be very big.
Kevin: *Building his snow fort* You think Parker will make an assumption about us destroying his snowman?
Liam: Yes, but I'm sure he'll destroy it himself.
Kevin: I was thinking the same thing. I'd really like to help him though. Getting along with him for once would do him some much needed justice.
Liam: If he'll let us.

Parker finished building the bottom section of the snowman. He was rolling up a 2nd snowball which would eventually become the head.

Kevin: My fort's done.
Liam: So is mine. We'll take a break, let more snow fall down, and get more ammunition later.
Kevin: *Chuckles* I wonder how Parker's doing.
Liam: He's right there.

Parker finished with the head, and placed it on top of the first big snowball.

Kevin: He's missing the middle section.
Liam: It won't be big if he doesn't have all the parts.
Kevin: I wonder if he realizes what he's doing.
Liam: Let's go ask. *Walks towards Parker with Kevin*
Parker: *Puts the hat on top of the snowman*
Kevin: That's a nice hat you put on your snowman Parker.
Parker: Thanks you two.
Liam: It's too bad you forgot a part.
Parker: What are you talking about? I finished the snowman.
Kevin: There's supposed to be another ball you put in between the base, and the head. For the arms, and buttons.
Liam: Besides, you'd make the snowman bigger. You do want to have the biggest snowman in town, don't you?
Parker: *Sighs* All my hard work has gone down the drain.
Kevin: You can make it easier for yourself. We'd like to help you.
Parker: Maybe I didn't make myself clear. I don't need help. I will do this all by myself.
Liam: If you change your mind, you'll know where to find us. *Walks back to his snow fort with Kevin*
Parker: *Starts rolling up another snowball* What if they are right? *Stops, then looks at Kevin and Liam making snowballs for their fight* What am I saying? *Continues rolling his snowball* I do not need their help.

Kevin and Liam finished building their snow forts. Suddenly, several shapes starting running towards them.

Kevin: What did I tell you Liam?
Liam: Alright, I was wrong, and I'm sorry.
Kevin: *Looks at the other shapes* Welcome everyone, I see there are six of you. Liam and I will each pick three of you to join our team. Liam, you go first.
Parker: *Looks at the other shapes with Kevin, and Liam* Oh no. More shapes joined Kevin, and Liam? If they get too reckless over there, they could destroy my snowman. On the other hand however, they could give me more snow while I'm building, and make the snowman bigger. I'm almost finished, I need to hurry up.
Kevin: Okay, our teams have been chosen. Liam, are you ready?
Liam: My team and I are ready.
Kevin: Then everyone, take your places, and let the fun begin.

Quickly, the eight shapes got behind the forts, grabbed snowballs, and threw them at each other. Kevin and Liam were right on target along with everyone else.

Parker: *Watching the fight* It is a bit too close, but they're not throwing anything at me, so that's a good sign.

In a few seconds, that began to change.

Liam: We need more snowballs.
Yellow Triangle: Wish me luck. *Runs off to get more snow*
Kevin: *Throws a snowball at Liam*
Purple Circle and Orange Square: *Throwing snowballs at the yellow triangle*
Yellow Triangle: *Hiding behind Parker's snowman*
Parker: *Finishes his snowman* Finally. *Gets hit by a snowball* What the-?
Purple Circle: Sorry.
Orange Square: We're trying to hit that yellow triangle behind your snowman.
Parker: *Gasps in horror*
Orange Square: *Throws a snowball* This'll get her!
Parker: *Watching the snowball go towards his snowman* Oh no no no no no!

The snowball hit the top of the snowman, and it fell on the yellow triangle.

Yellow Triangle: *Laughing* Well, you got me.
Parker: *Sits down in the snow, crying*
Kevin: Time out everyone.
Liam: We'll continue the fighting later. *Walks with Kevin towards Parker* Would you like our help now?
Parker: No. I can build it again all by myself!
Kevin: It won't be easy.
Liam: Especially with your weary muscles. You worked very hard to build the first snowman, so you barely have any energy to rebuild it.
Parker: Fine. Help me build the biggest snowman in town.

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The other shapes were looking at Kevin, Liam, and Parker. This gave Kevin an idea.

Kevin: We'll all help.

In five minutes, the snowman was put back together.

Parker: Now let's continue the snowball fight!
Others: Yeah!

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one more minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground next to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head by her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front by his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit by her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit by his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up by floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from February 8, 2018