Before I begin, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky But True
Do you think a snail can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; or does its tail twitch. Have you noticed?
Try these on a snail in your garden.
What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?...
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