Snape's Family and Friends Article: The Story of Absolutely Nothing by Snape's Family and Friends

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The Story of Absolutely Nothing by Snape's Family and Friends

posted by xHardcoreBunnyx

I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make kittens good fighting because they eat pizza that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.

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dragonsmemory ………no comment

KitKatLex XDD

xMissLestrangex This is the most nonsense thing i've ever read.

dragonsmemory I can show you nonsense in comparison with what woulld be as sensible as a dictionary

laylafly XD, this story is crazy! XD

Bluekait We should write a book together sometime! The story is great!

HPCouples It makes no sense, but look at the people who helped write it, then you'll understand xD I love it <3

romioneisthekey XD, this is such a funny story.

simpleplan I love this xDD

fly210 dude. if you haer the nonsence I had then you would think this was a history text book.

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What I really am

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Spinner's End, Cokeworth, England

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Snape is Sexy and He Knows It

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Oingo Boingo in Anime

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James vs. Snape {Edited Version}

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Snape minutes 2

posted by Snape96

Snape reading newspapers , and a few things caught his eye.

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If you are one of about 185 cm tall, slim physique, the parchment-yellow skin, crooked nose and black iris, black hair and slightly oily ... Then do not read on, because you aren't that who we want!!

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You rub along the basement alone, but would like to get excitement? Then he found himself out of a job! Spy for us, the excitement is guaranteed! To apply your CV with photo in Hogwarts. Or at Lord Voldemort, though in his case, only one fax number can be given as a residence location is currently unknown ...

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Bankrupt undertakers...