Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

    Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was said slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the only former female Death Eater, she wasn’t taken to Azkaban for insanity, and forced Severus to be her “caretaker” as they called it in court. After much bickering, he agreed, and together they live at Spinner’s End: she takes the bedroom, he takes the couch. She enjoys parties, butterbeer, and allowing hobos to come find a place to stay in the house. She hates blondes, chick flicks, and anything pink. She often teases Severus about moving to a trailer park down by the river.

    Taking back a teaching position after the war, Remeus Lupin now ironically works as Potions Master. Things are still quite a bit tense between him and Severus, and it is unlikely the two will ever be friends—no matter how much Tonks hollers about them making a “great pair!” He enjoys teaching, writing essays, and lending a helping hand to anyone in need. He hates vampires, old music, and pranksters. During the summer he is with his wife, Tonks, and his only son, Teddy.

    Though still feeling like a very awkward misfit, Neville Longbottom became Herbology teacher and Head of Gryffindor house. He remains very quiet and shy, and never raises his voice toward any student, who all love him anyway. He enjoys the younger children, taking care of his plants, and, on occasion, a good game of Quidditch (even though he never fully mastered the sport). He hates parties, horror movies, and snakes. He has forgiven Bellatrix Lestrange and is currently married to Luna Longbottom.

    Just like the two men he was named after, James Sirius Potter loves a good joke. Currently in his fifth year, he is a Gryffindor, brave, strong, but very kind hearted. He loves Quidditch, rock music, and playing jokes on Professor Snape. He hates bullies, homework, and detention. When he has a crush on a girl he never asks her out—he just tries to look good by ruffling his hair, even if the girl never seems to notice him when he does.

    A very good but clumsy student, Albus Severus is a Slytherin currently in his third year. He is the only Potter that has inherited his mother’s freckles, and often gets teased about it. He loves drawing, ghosts, and classical music. He hates math, medical dramas, and the Whomping Willow. His favorite teacher is Professor Snape, much to Snape’s dismay.

    Short, skinny, but strong willed, Lily Luna was sorted into Ravenclaw for her brains. Even though a first year, she can always help her older brothers when they need help with homework, and is usually found buried in her notes. She loves hands on work, muggles, and the Hunger Games. She hates cats, lasagna, and comic books. James has dubbed her “The Half Blood Princess,” which always makes her blush madly.

    Pale, fragile, and scruffy haired, no one seems to know what to make of Scorpius. Being sorted to Slytherin, his best friend is Albus. He loves doodling, studying, and being alone. He hates dementors, thestrals, and urban slang. He also celebrates the ghost’s birthdays.

    Yes, he’s Severus’s best friend, but Hagrid is everyone’s best friend. Though too proud to admit it, Severus sometimes walks to the hut for some tea, rock cakes, and to give a good, long rant to the half giant, who always listens and has kind—but usually unhelpful—words to offer. Rubeus loves people, monstrous animals, and hugs. He hates bullies, new technology, and businessmen. Though Fang is harmless, Hagrid lets his dog roam the fields of Hogwarts when Severus visits… something about a fear of dogs.

    Grumpy, whiney, but hard not to love, Aberforth Dumbledore still tends to his pub, which Severus, Bellatrix, and Hagrid visit every Saturday since after the war. Sure to go into a long story about “when he was a young boy” Aberforth usually ends up falling asleep right in the middle, and Hagrid helps the old man to his proper bed as Severus cleans the bar and Bellatrix searches for the keys to lock up at night. Aberforth enjoys butterbeer, a good ruckus, and terrorizing children. He hates rock music, rainbows, and puppies. He still doesn’t understand that his brother wanted Severus to kill, thus is not very fond of the Professor—yet somehow they get along well.