Snape's Family and Friends Article: Snape minutes

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posted by Snape96

There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are you okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once you let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, you always shine in your hair. What shampoo do you use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, you flew so well before, you really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new pink robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!

HPCouples and xSiriusBlackx like this

ProfSnape This is exactly correct. I will never say a word of these things.

HPCouples Haha brilliant!

Snape96 And this is just the first part!!!

LadyEmzy16 Lolzz Brilliant indeed!!!! XD

fly210 best idea of the century!

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Baby Pic

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What I really am

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Hippie Snape

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Harry Potter Anime

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Spinner's End, Cokeworth, England

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Funny HP GIfs

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Facebook Spam

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Facebook Spam

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Facebook Spam

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Check my background XD

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Snape is Sexy and He Knows It

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... I just had to share this with all of you. I had to! x) I hope I don't get detention...

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Oingo Boingo in Anime

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James vs. Snape {Edited Version}

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Snape minutes 2

posted by Snape96

Snape reading newspapers , and a few things caught his eye.

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If you are one of about 185 cm tall, slim physique, the parchment-yellow skin, crooked nose and black iris, black hair and slightly oily ... Then do not read on, because you aren't that who we want!!

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You rub along the basement alone, but would like to get excitement? Then he found himself out of a job! Spy for us, the excitement is guaranteed! To apply your CV with photo in Hogwarts. Or at Lord Voldemort, though in his case, only one fax number can be given as a residence location is currently unknown ...

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Bankrupt undertakers...