in the morning:

sonic: vomits

scourge: you okay babe?

sonic: i think im pregnant!

scourge: wooohoooo!

sonic: yay. ow my stomach.

sonic: lets get it checked.
scourge: on it.

scourge picks up sonic and runs sonic to the hospital:

me: scourge. why are you here?

scourge: sonics pregnant, we need to check.

me: okay.

sonic gets checked out by me. me: well it looks like your,..... pregnant. congrats you are having a baby.


sonic: will i get to fuck scourge?

scourge: oh you sexy bitch. meow.

me: ..... sadly no.

sonic: BUT I CANT GO THAT LONG WITHOUT SCOURGE THAT LONG! PLEASE.

me: im just kidding.lol

scourge: so its okay?

me: yes.

sonic: hell yeah. when we get home im going to fuck you so damn hard.

scourge: what about your job?

sonic: i have only one day left.

scourge:mmmmmmm so that means if shadow lets you stay- ah fuck it, im just gonna kidnap you and fuck you till i fall asleep.

sonic:thx luna.

me: no problem.

scourge picks up sonic and runs home and locks him in chains. and they both got into their costumes:
sonic as the sex toy. scourge as the fucker, aww yeah.

scourge: ready?

sonic:be gentle.

scourge: ill try.

scourge jumps up ontop of sonci adn fucks him, they had load of whiskey. and they having so much sex{with protection} that they pass out.



scourge: bath time.

sonic:ah yeah.


sonics dick was almost inside when an alarm was beeping?


alarm: beep beep be- boom.

scourge: ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr DAMMIT IT WAS ALL A FUCKING DREAM, I WASNT REALLY GONNA HAVE SONICS BABYS DAMMIT!!


The end? till next time.