South Park

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[South Park Elementary. The kids arrive at the classroom and they all talk. Mr Garrison arrives]

Mr Garrison: Okay, class, take your seats. We have-

[the kids ignore him and they keep ralking]

Mr Garrison: I said take your goddamn seats!!

[the kids stop talking and they sit down]

Mr Garrison: Alright. So as I was saying, we have a new student that will be joining in our class.

Cartman: What? New student?

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I have noticed that majority of people who have Kyle as their favorite character share something in common. Most of them have been persecuted for something about them, whether that be religion, physical or mental ability, etc. Kyle? He's always being made fun of for being jewish by Carman. When people watch south park and witness them, there is a large portion thta can say" I've experienced Kyle's pain. i know what it feels like to be going through what he's going through." It's how relatable he can be . I know that I can relate to him. I've been persecuted for many things about me. In fact,...

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Throughout the south park fandom that i have witnessed, I have noticed a pattern. Whenever I ask someone who their favorite south park character is, they always say Kenny, Kyle, and rarely Stan. The thing that I have noticed is that nobody says that Cartman is their favorite character. I think that I have a theory why. Over the years Cartman has shown himself to be more evil, compared to the cartman of the nineties who said some innocent stuff that would have been called rascist if someone older said it. Eventually, viewers like myself ask," How could someone like someone so evil and...

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Chapter 1: Douchebag the Thief

"Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked by the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion.

Darkness falls… as the humans beg their King to save them; a noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard.

For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers.

But even though the Wizard King is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks. They seek the humans' most...

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South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. Intended for mature audiences, the show has become famous for its crude language and dark, surreal humor that satirizes a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town.

Parker and Stone developed the show from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995. The latter became one of the...

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On Valentine's Day, a young couple have a picnic at the park and when they share their first kiss, a Cupid-mask wearing figure shoots two arrows into their butts. The two are sent to the hospital and the police keep an eye out for anyone with arrows. Later on, Mr. Garrison makes out with his boyfriend and is eventually shot by an arrow in the butt by the figure who stands at the window. The police stand all around town keeping an eye out for anyone who looks suspicous. Soon, everyone in town goes to the town hall to complain about being shot in the butt by a cupid-mask wearing maniac. Since...

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Omg i love south park i cry my eyes out with laughther it is so hilarious who ever made this show should get a thumbs up he or she is awesome i like there new episodes. You should watch it. its really funny some people dont like it and say its to inapropiate but they need to let loose and get ahold of themselves.because this show should be rewarded most funniest show. thumbs up if u love this show. and im new on fanpop my friend said its cool and lot of nice people - i dont believe her- i recomend u to watch this ok sorry for my typeing its kinda wrong i type way to fasts.

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Season 16 - When? 


Season 16 is expected to air on Comedy Central on Wednesday, March 14 At 10:00 P.M. (2012)


So the show is gonna go on?


Following the episode “You’re Getting Old”, the last episode in Season 15 before the mid-season break, rumors started to circulate that SP was about to be cancelled..


But don't worry-Season 16 is a GO!

Season 17..?


It is also said that season 17 will air in 2013.

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"Charlie

This is the third and final part of "Charlie," but the end of this just marks the end of the first "episode" of "The Charlie Arc."

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Kyle, Stan, Ike, and Charlie are sitting on the floor in Kyle's room when Mrs. Broflovski (Sheila) knocks on the door and peeks in.

SHEILA: Kyle, sweetie, can I talk to you for a minute?

KYLE: Mo-om!

SHEILA: Now, Kyle!

They walk into the hall. Stan shrugs at Charlie. Ike crawls into her lap.

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