The proper nutrients that a stapler needs to survive
To begin, we will discuss the proper nutrients your stapler needs to survive. A stapler is rendered useless and will die if you don't give it sustenance, and you need to feed it often. To do so, you must feed it staple pellets, or bundles of staples, to make sure it stays alive and healthy.
Also, you must train your stapler to behave around others. To do so, you have to make sure that your stapler isn't in its unnatural upright position, because that can make it get vicious and release its anger on innocent passersby. Instead, make sure it's in its safe seated position, ready to release its nutrients on papers.
Sometimes, when a stapler is bored, it'll consume more than is necessary. That is why you will need to get your pet their very own doggie bag: a staple remover. Since a stapler will release its food once it eats too much, you will need this staple remover to clean up its mess. To do so, you must follow these important instructions:
1. Turn the paper over to the side of the paper (usually the back) over which the staple's prongs have been folded.
2. Use each opposed pair of tines to clip one of the prongs, re-straightening them and in the process raising them from the paper.
3. Turn the paper back over to the front side against which the main body of the staple has been pressed.
4. Gently slide the tines on one side of the remover under the main body of the staple and press the remover's halves together until you have a firm hold on the staple.
5. Continuing to maintain a firm hold on the staple, pull the entire staple gently out of the paper.
Lastly, when a stapler gets very old and frail, you must treat it with a lot more TLC and respect, being that it could break at any moment. But when the time does come to put it down, you'll have to be very brave and strong in letting go. And once you've moved on from your loss, you may even want to get another one. After all, staplers are very easily trained pets, as well as loveable.
Thank you all for reading and I wish you the best of luck in caring for your precious stapler. Have a wonderful day.
