I know I'm a few days late, but hey, better late than never xD. I could talk about the direct entirely, but there would be so much to talk about that I'm not sure if I could finish it.
Let's start off with Simon.
Castlevania was a big name back in the NES days, so it's cool to have that franchise represented in smash. He's interesting because he's the first fighter to fight with a whip. I know Zero Suit Samus has the Plasma Whip, but she only uses it in her Side special and up smash (and formerly up special and side smash). Simon uses it for his basic attacks. It looks like it'll...
The story starts when Zelda is talking to Peach at the Temple.
Zelda:Hey Peach! Do you ever think Mario gets tired of saving ppl all of the time?
Peach:Yeah...I think he gets really tired! Even though Yoshi and Luigi help,I think so...
Zelda:Link gets tired to! He thinks i went to Planet Popstar! LOL
Kirby: *flies in* Have you seen Sonic?
Kirby:I wanna swallow him! XD
Kirby:It's what i do! XD
Peach:Do you do anything else?
(Later that day it is now dark and night has fallen, crickets are chirping, things are going bump in the night and Lucas is scared. The nose pickers were currently sleeping in bliss with victory fresh in their heads.)
(At the camp fire all the toenail eaters are sitting on logs, looking depressed about losing. Then Tabuu arrives carrying a tray of 14 marshmallows.)
Tabuu: Hey guys, and welcome to the first camp fire ceremony, you will notice I am carrying a tray of marshmallows, a delicious treat campers usually enjoy around camp fires but here they represent life....
(Tabuu leads the 22 smashers to the far side of the beach where there are boxes of Jacuzzi parts.)
Olimar: How are we going to open them?
Tabuu: With your teeth … Duh!
All: You can't be serious
Tabuu: Yes I am, you see, the more you suffer the higher the ratings go and ratings are GOOD!
(Presently the teams find themselves taking the parts to the camp. For the nose pickers, C. Falcon can carry a crate all by himself, Nana and Popo worked together to cary a crate, Ness is helping Lucas carry one, Kirby is making everyone else do...
(After the smashers dried off, everyone followed Tabuu to the camp fire area where some sit on logs and others stand.)
Tabuu: Now here is the deal, you are all going to stay here for 8 weeks in order to win, every 2 days their will be a challenge, the losing team will have to vote off a member, the smasher who stays here longest without getting voted off will be the winner and will win 1,000,000 dollars and a lifetime supply of a food of their choice.
The scene on TV shows an abandoned island overran with weeds and pests, friendly animals and toon eating monsters as well as a boat parking dock by the shark filled sea that surrounds the island.
The scene changes to a computerized man all covered in blue, and he has no hair at all. Just completely blue and computerized.
Tabuu: Hello and welcome to Total Smash Island, I'm your host Tabuu, and i was a bad guy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but that another story. And we are live here at Brawl Island.