credits to bpierce. found this on imdb:
(incase you did'nt know, this is a sweeney-fiyed rocky horror picture show version XD)
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[Sung by a large pair of blood-red lips]
Oh, Ben Barker was fine, his life seemed just divine
With his Lucy hand in hand
But Judge Turpin was there, he liked to sneak and stare
Like some pervert Invisible Man
Then something went wrong
And you know, before long,
Poor old Ben found himself in a jam:
But he came back to that place,
Pale makeup on his face,
And this is how the story ran:
Violence Fiction,
Tragic story
Sweeney’s vengeance
Will be quite gory
See Mrs. Lovett’s
Failed seduction
As Sweeney heads for
Self-destruction
Whoa-o-o-oooaoh...
At the late night
Steven Sondheim
Picture Show!
I knew Senor Pirelli’s
Elixir was smelly
But he said it would cure all of your ills
And I really got hot
When I saw how he got
His comeuppance from a razor that kills!
Beadle Bamford asked Todd
For a pomade
And killing him gave Sweeney joy,
Then he offed his bride
Mrs. Lovett got fried
And soon the only one left was the boy,
It was:
Violence Fiction,
Tragic story
Sweeney’s vengeance
Was quite gory
Poor Mrs. Lovett
Could never sway him
And that’s why Toby
Had to slay him
Whoa-o-o-oooaoh...
At the late night
Steven Sondheim
Picture Show!
I wanna go
To the late night
Steven Sondheim
Picture Show!
The blood will flow
At the late night
Steven Sondheim
Picture Show!
Splash the back row
At the late night
Steven Sondheim
Picture Show!
(incase you did'nt know, this is a sweeney-fiyed rocky horror picture show version XD)
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[Sung by a large pair of blood-red lips]
Oh, Ben Barker was fine, his life seemed just divine
With his Lucy hand in hand
But Judge Turpin was there, he liked to sneak and stare
Like some pervert Invisible Man
Then something went wrong
And you know, before long,
Poor old Ben found himself in a jam:
But he came back to that place,
Pale makeup on his face,
And this is how the story ran:
Violence Fiction,
Tragic story
Sweeney’s vengeance
Will be quite gory
See Mrs. Lovett’s
Failed seduction
As Sweeney heads for
Self-destruction
Whoa-o-o-oooaoh...
At the late night
Steven Sondheim
Picture Show!
I knew Senor Pirelli’s
Elixir was smelly
But he said it would cure all of your ills
And I really got hot
When I saw how he got
His comeuppance from a razor that kills!
Beadle Bamford asked Todd
For a pomade
And killing him gave Sweeney joy,
Then he offed his bride
Mrs. Lovett got fried
And soon the only one left was the boy,
It was:
Violence Fiction,
Tragic story
Sweeney’s vengeance
Was quite gory
Poor Mrs. Lovett
Could never sway him
And that’s why Toby
Had to slay him
Whoa-o-o-oooaoh...
At the late night
Steven Sondheim
Picture Show!
I wanna go
To the late night
Steven Sondheim
Picture Show!
The blood will flow
At the late night
Steven Sondheim
Picture Show!
Splash the back row
At the late night
Steven Sondheim
Picture Show!
found this on imdb
GREEN PIES AND HAM
Sweeney: That Judge must die!
That Judge must die!
I really think
that Judge must die!
Mrs. Lovett: Would you like
a nice meat pie?
Sweeney: I do not want
your awful pie,
I have to get
the Judge to die!
Mrs. Lovett: Would you like one
by the sea?
Sweeney: I would not like one
by the sea.
Now, please, strange woman,
leave me be!
I do not like
your lousy pie.
Now let me plot:
The Judge must die!
Mrs. Lovett: Would you live
above my shop?
I kept your razors
and your strop!
Sweeney: All right. I'll live
above your shop.
I'll use my razors
and my strop.
I'll slit their throats,
then they will die.
We'll turn my patrons
Into pie!
GREEN PIES AND HAM
Sweeney: That Judge must die!
That Judge must die!
I really think
that Judge must die!
Mrs. Lovett: Would you like
a nice meat pie?
Sweeney: I do not want
your awful pie,
I have to get
the Judge to die!
Mrs. Lovett: Would you like one
by the sea?
Sweeney: I would not like one
by the sea.
Now, please, strange woman,
leave me be!
I do not like
your lousy pie.
Now let me plot:
The Judge must die!
Mrs. Lovett: Would you live
above my shop?
I kept your razors
and your strop!
Sweeney: All right. I'll live
above your shop.
I'll use my razors
and my strop.
I'll slit their throats,
then they will die.
We'll turn my patrons
Into pie!