• Say, are we a groovy, happenin' bunch o' guys, or what?
• To Bad Guys who just said they were nuts: No I'm not, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.
• What can I say? One day I had this Gonzo headache, and before it was over I could speak and read Chinese.
• I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train! WOW!!! (shoves bad guy down) Touchdown!
• I want you to be my role model, someone I can look up to when the purple wobblies start to wobble.
• You know Sarge, I had a cat once, but everytime I tried to give him a bath, the fur stuck to my tongue.
• I have been kicked out! Caine has...
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