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Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with lobster minion throwing fish in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe I should lay off the moisturizer...

Prisoner Escaped: Take 2


Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

*Julien flies off the controls & into Blowhole's face, covering his eyes*

Blowhole: "AAAAAAH! I CAN'T SEE!"

Julien: "Then I will be your eyes! Turn left! Turn right! Now do a loopy loo!"

Blowhole: "Get off me!"

Julien: *jumps off & Blowhole uncontrollably runs into a wall, causing him to fall down*

Julien: *runs up to Blowhole* "See?! We make an excellent team!"

Blowhole: "What?"

Julien: "I am willing to overlook your fishiness."

Blowhole: "A dolphin is not a fish! I am all mammal, I assure you..."

Julien: "If you say so! Fishy face..."

Blowhole: "No! Really! Why do you think I have this hole on my head?!"

Julien: "Yeah, I was trying not to...stare at that..."

Blowhole: "To breathe! Oxygen! Mammal!"

Julien: "Whatever you say..."

Blowhole: "Wait, what? You actually believe that a dolphin is a fish?"

Julien: "Duh..."

*Blowhole & Julien get into a large argument as they speak simultaneously*

Director: "Cut! Are you 2 really gonna have this argument now?"

Blowhole/Julien together: "Yes!" *continue arguing*

Director: *sigh*

Prisoner Escaped: Take 3

Julien: "Yeah, I was trying not to...stare at that..."

Blowhole: "To breathe! Oxygen! Mammal!"

Julien: "Then you & I are much alike!"

Blowhole: "Oh, please...Lobsters!"

*lobsters approach & attempt to help Blowhole up*

Blowhole: "OW! You're poking me..."

Lobster 1: "Can't help it doc..."

Julien: "Yoohoo! My hands are all soft...& Oh! Look at that! What is this!? Thumbs! 2 of them! They make my hands handy for picking things up..."

Blowhole: *angrily* "Fine..."

Julien: *begins to help Blowhole up...* "Oooh! Your skin is surprisingly pleasant to the touch!"

Blowhole: "Always make time to moisturize..."

Julien: *tries to pick Blowhole up...then Blowhole falls back on top of him* "Owie! Dude! Eat some lettuce!"

Blowhole: "Lift some weights!"

Julien: :P

Blowhole: :P

Prisoner Escaped: Take 4

Julien: *begins to help Blowhole up...* "Oooh! Your skin is surprisingly pleasant to the touch!"

Blowhole: "Always make time to moisturize..."

*Blowhole is re-positioned back on his segway type vehicle*

Julien: "So, I have a proposal for you...Not the marriage kind of proposal...A different kind..."

Blowhole: "Hold that thought..." *opens mouth wanting fish*

Lobster 2: "I'm on top of it doc!"

end of scene 2

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