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[trying to assemble Penny's new wardrobe, reading the instructions] Wolowitz: Oh, boy! I was afraid of that! Leonard: What? Wolowitz: These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This, right here, is why Sweden has no space program "The Big Bran Hypothesis".
Sheldon: I have got the Sword of Azeroth! Leonard: Forget the sword, Sheldon. Help Raj. Sheldon: There is no more Sheldon. I am the sword...