The Chronicles Of Narnia Article: Ventalation is a wonderful thing

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posted by narnian_girl

bear with me, im about to go nuts criticizing Narnia fan fiction here. ok *deep breath* here i go... i have nothing against the fan fiction itself... i write some in fact, but some fan fiction stories about the Pevensies... are...well... let me put it this way.... IT IRRITATES THE *beeeeeeeep* OUT OF ME!!! im serious. there are a lot of good Pevensie fiction out there, but there are sooooo many stupid stories that deserve to be burned!!! ...except...well... you cant do that online.... you can comment your criticism but no one pays attention to that.... anyway... i just finished reading one retarded story about Edmund Pevensie. Edmund is my favorite character in the series so that's why i got so pissed off. The writer of the story put another character from our world in the Prince Caspian book, a girl. A sixteen year old girl, who loves to swear, sing songs about sex, and she loves to complain. Naturally, i disliked this character from the start, but in the story, Edmund "checks her out", "spies on her when she's undressing", and "makes out with her when she's naked". Disgusted yet? I was. The author of the story completely mocked Narnia and the Pevensies, making Edmund AND Peter both look like perverts. She called a dwarf a "troll" and a "garden gnome". In her story, the Pevensies were from "Finchland", although in the first movie Susan makes it clear that they are from "FINCHLEY"!!!! *takes another deep breath* like i said before, not all narnia fan fiction is bad... some are great. but still others *clears throat* are TERRIBLE!!! Where is the respect and dignity of Narnia? If you are going to write a Narnia Fan Fiction story, please remember to READ the chronicles before you do. by the way, Edmund is not a pervert. Peter is not a pervert. Lucy is not annoying or stupid. All the Pevensies are awesome. They are smart and faithful. Respect them. Respect their name. Respect Narnia. Aslan doesn't call people into Narnia so they can make out with Edmund. Dwarves are not "garden gnomes" or "trolls". Please try to use your brain a little here! I'll say it again. DONT WRITE NARNIA FAN FICTION IF YOU DIDNT READ THE STORIES!!! DONT BE STUPID!!! GOD GAVE YOU A BRAIN... ITS NOT THERE TO TAKE UP SPACE!!!! ok. thats all...im officially done. *phew* that was awesome. i needed to vent.

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Dearheart LOL, preach it sister!! *pumps fist in the air* I couldn't agree more. (And what DO they teach in schools these days??) ;-D Where did you find that story, dare I ask? Was it on fanfiction.net? There used to be a lot of great Narnia fic there, but ever since PC came out it's been getting flooded with all sorts of crap. It's depressing. :-( One last thing. Because of the problems you mentioned in your rant (among other things), I made a place here on fanpop especially for GOOD Narnia fan fiction. Just follow this link: http://www.fanpop.com/spots/narnia-fan-fiction If you'd like something to soothe your badfic blues, I highly suggest visiting that spot. I only put the best stories there, and I've made some rules to make sure it stays that way. ;-) (Just a shameless bit of advertising, heehee...)

narnian_girl THANK YOU SO MUCH DEAR HEART! i love it when Professor Kirke says that. Thanks for that too. the story was actually on Quizilla.com. It is the stupidest story ever! I really do not recommend even looking it up. Your fan fiction stories are totally the opposite though, im serious. im still really pissed off at that writer. it makes me soooooooo mad. gr... yeah thanks again! luv yall!!! FOR NARNIA AND FOR BROWNIES!!!

RavenclawRocks IF EDMUND IS IN LOVE WITH ANYONE IT HAS TO BE ME!!! But really this girl sounds such a bitch!

ArcticWolf I agree - I usually stay out of Narnia fanfiction specifically because of the things you stated. But please don't use retarded as an insult, though. My sister could literally be called "retarded", because technically she is (she's autistic) and I don't like it when people use it as an insult. SORRY, it's a pet peeve of mine. ANYWAY, you have the right thoughts - it seems like a lot of fanfiction writers don't have any respect for the books they're writing fanfiction about. Did you check the genre on the story? Maybe it was a parody/humor fic; but don't count on it.

PokerxFace2306 I READ THIS STORY ONCE! What was it called though? No matter how hard I tryto remember I just can't. PLEASE TELL ME! Although, I just have to say, I completely hate it. Honestly, if you're going to write a Narnia fanfiction, at least write a decent one! Without a Mary Sue, thank you very much. I hate Mary Sues.