I'm a pretty pretty princess,
it's a full time gig.
Everybody wants to be my best friend,
and it kinda makes me sick.
When I'm not in my canopy bed,
I'm filling my diary with stickers.
My mom screams "Get down here, Portia!",
and I just say "Whatever".
'Cause I'm running with the rainbow unicorn,
don't you wish you were me?
Running with the rainbow unicorn,
and I want everybody to see.
Running with the rainbow unicorn,
don't you wish you were-
me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me-e-eeeee,
Don't you wish you were meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Hey,look at meeeeeee!