This is the second time Constantine and Dominic Badguy have got away with their antics. said Kermit First they turn us into cartoons, now they trap us in their crowded closet. said Kermit It's not all bad. At least we're all present and accounted for. said Fozzie I refuse to believe this is an antic. I'm sure Dominic Badguy and Constantine will be back to let us out. said Gonzo No. I don't think so. They would of have came back if they did want to let us out at all. said Kermit It seems just about everybody has followed here. Even Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Polly Lobster, and all their pirate buddies followed us here. said Walter I never would of have guessed those two would of have stooped so low as to trap us here. said Polly Lobster Who? asked Miss Piggy Dominic Badguy and Constantine. said Polly Lobster I am squished, h'okay. said Pepe Oh sorry. I didn't know you were squished. said Bobo Don't feel bad. Dominic Badguy and Constantine trapped me here too. said Long John Silver How many people have followed us to this closet? asked Walter I don't know. But if this closet gets too full, it will fall over. said Kermit Nonsense. This closet weighs over 10 tons. It can support the weight of anyone. said Polly Lobster Is there no one else that can follow to this closet? asked Kermit Nope. This closet is about as full as it can get. In the closet with us right now are: you, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Walter, Fozzie, Animal, Dr. Teeth, Floyd, Janice, Lips, Zoot, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Polly Lobster, Walleye Pike, Spotted Dick, One-Eyed Jack, Calico, Blind Pew, Black Dog, Angel Marie, Jacques Roach, Old Tom, Crazy Harry, Bobo, Uncle Deadly, Sweetums, me, Lew Zealand, Long John Silver, The Swedish Chef, Sam the Eagle, Beauregard, Wayne and Wanda, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker and Rowlf. said Scooter Why don't you try you hitting your fist on the door while repeating Constantine's name three times to see if it works? asked Scooter It's worth a try. Here goes: Constantine! Constantine!! Constantine!!! yelled Kermit three times Nothing worked. It's official. We're trapped. said Kermit Can whoever's sitting on my dear Wanda get off her? asked Wayne That would be me sitting on her. You got a problem with it? asked Mad Monty Now look here you two. Resorting to violence won't solve anything. We will get out of here even if it means we have to ally with the enemy. said Wanda Fine. We'll shake on it and make a truce with you guys just this once. said Mad Monty Excellent. said Wanda It's decided then. Walter, Animal, and Fozzie, i think you guys should partner up with Polly Lobster, Clueless Morgan, and Mad Monty. said Kermit Okay, Kermit. said Walter Now let's get out of here, shall we. said Kermit It's no use. They put a piece of ply wood in between the closet handles. said Kermit The closet, instead of opening fell over, causing everyone to continue getting uncomfortable. I am squished, h'okay. This better not be Bobo who's sitting on me. said Pepe Pepe used his hand to feel the fur texture of the person sitting on him. Something tells me this is not Bobo, h'okay. said Pepe
Ever since the events of Muppets Most Wanted, Kermit wanted to get Walter, Pepe, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Scooter, Miss Piggy, Sam, Statler and Waldorf, Miss Piggy and the entire Muppet gang back to the theater. You know. It's been a long time since we've put on some acts. I want to get back into the spirit of doing that. said Kermit This place is deserted. Where is everybody else? Did they pack up and leave? asked Walter No, they're just in hiding. said Kermit, as he lead Walter and the entire Muppet gang inside. As if they heard, the Muppets in hiding came out of hiding. They ranged from Louis Kazagger to George the Janitor to even the Fazoobs.
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