Mudaik in WonderLand: The Hare and the Hatter

Scarlet-Cat lead Mudaik to a sign. One pointed East, the other pointed Weast. When Scarlet-Cat pondered at the sign, Mudaik began to get hysterical. She didn't know the way?! He sighed with relief when she went Weast. 

 Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka! The amazing chocolateer! Wee! Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka! Ev'rybody give a cheer!

 Mudaik dreaded the song that raped his ears. The Willy Wonka song from that one movie. It had Johnny Depp in it... Ah, well. 
 Scarlet-Cat marched into the clearing, which held the trash heap known as the Hatter's corner. Mudaik groaned.
 "Mother of the Prophet! Annabelle and Evan?! You're the Hatter and the Hare?!"
 The redheaded Hatter looked up at Mudaik, a dark glint in her eyes. "Who be this 'Annabelle' and 'Evan' ye speak of?" She stood from her chair, slowly. A cup appeared in her hands, her hair poofed, her demeanour brightened to a nearly frightening point, and she had a bright, slightly disturbing smile. "Well, we shall have them for tea, then!" 
 The Evan in the bunny costume was perfectly content with petting his rabbit ears. 
 "Mrow~?" came a purr. It didn't come from Scarlet, but rather the cat that was floating in the air. Ah, so they dragged Mr. Kickyerass into this. How dare they. Mr. Kickyerass cuddled Scarlet-Cat.
 "Yo, Hatter. This is Alice. She needs to get home." 
 Mudaik frowned at Scarlet-Cat. "I am a boy!"
 While Hatter-Annabelle glared dangerously at Scarlet-Cat, she pondered. She then gave her ray of sunshine to Mudaik. "Have you visited the queen yet, lad? Best be asking him how to get home."
 Oh. This shouldn't be so bad. A male Queen of Hearts. Must be Dominic.