The Wizard of Oz - Tin Man, Dorothy and Scarecrow

Your Honour Mr Baum,

6 years old in Athens 1979, born in Australia, I asked my dad "is this a woggle bug, because it bit me" my father RIP died from cancer said "yes it's intelligent with culture ' we were talking about a crab, and as this enormous thunder strike hit me, I had a brainstorm for a film creation with a distant friend. She started writing the story of a boy lost in a world of crabs.

Ever since then I have had near death experiences with severe asthma, I know the real movie made it it was on tv. But I was trained by institutions to entertain and it all went to the underground warhogs,...

Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Bzz,bzz,bzz
Chirp,chirp,chirp
And a couple of la-di-das
That's how the crickets crick all day
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

We get up at 12:00
And start to work at 1:00
Take an hour for lunch
And then at 2:00 we're done

Jolly good fun!
Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
That's how we laugh the day away
With a ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Pat,pat here,pat,pat there
And a couple of brand new straws
That's...