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Christianburg, Virginia

Lee: We'll start heading North on 460, and we'll reunite with Jeff, and Bryce in Lexington.
Janet: What's going on there?
Lee: They need to stop, and pick up two more executives to take to St. Louis. Then they'll refuel, and continue the journey.

A white F150 was getting towards them. Two men were inside with AK47's.

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Lee: I think we got company. *Floors it*
NS Employee 94: Shoot them!
NS Employee 56: *Firing at Lee, and Janet with an AK47*
Lee: Time to go northbound. *Turns right onto 460*
NS Employee 94: *Following Lee*
NS Employee 56: Buick! Lee's been spotted! We're following him on 460, heading north through Christianburg, Virginia.
Buick: Good work. Any sign on Jeff, and Bryce?
NS Employee 77: *Flying a helicopter* I found them. Pursing the two diesels now.
Jeff: Bryce, we got a problem.
Bryce: What?
Jeff: Look behind you.
Bryce: *Sees the helicopter*
NS Employee 77: *Firing at the two diesels*
Jeff: Where's a tunnel when you need one?
Bryce: *Watching several bullets hit the ground near him*
Jeff: Speak of the devil, I found one. Hang on. *Going faster*
Bryce: I know this tunnel. Let's pray the pilot doesn't.

Stop the song.

NS Employee 77: *Stops the helicopter* They went through a tunnel. I lost them.
Buick: Don't give me that! Find them at once!
NS Employee 77: I'm already looking for the other end of the tunnel. It's nowhere in sight!
Buick: Please tell me the other's have been captured!
NS Employee 94: Lee, and Janet? We'd like to, but there's been a problem.
NS Employee 56: We seem to be in trouble. *Looking at the truck he's in, resting on it's roof in the bottom of a pile up*
Lee: Good thing for that pot hole.
Janet: And your fast car.
Lee: When will Buick, and Norfolk Southern give up?

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Soup - ???

Sean & Jazlin as theirselves

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Sean: *On a phone* Hello?
Jazlin: *In a grocery store, holding her phone with steam from her cylinders* Hey, what's up?
Sean: I need your help. Can you come here?
Jazlin: Uh, I can't. I'm buying clothes.
Sean: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
Jazlin: I can't find them.
Sean: What do you mean you can't find them?!
Jazlin: I can't find them. There's only soup.
Sean: What do you mean there's only soup?!
Jazlin: It means there's only soup!
Sean: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!!
Jazlin: Alright, you don't have to shout at me. *Moves forward...
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This is the race car next to the tower Mr. Baldwin is in
This is the race car next to the tower Mr. Baldwin is in
Narrator: Today was a very special morning. Mr. Baldwin had a race car next to the tower he was in.
Sean: So what's this race you're doing again?
Mr. Baldwin: It's called the L.A. Special. The race is in Los Angeles, and it's for charity.
Mike: Heey, I didn't know you could race for charity.
Mr. Baldwin: Sure. Thousands of people do it. This race is so popular, that there will be at least fifty contestants.
Sean: Now that's a lot.
Mr. Baldwin: While I'm gone, S.B will be in charge.
Sean: It'll be different getting orders from someone who doesn't talk out of a megaphone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin:...
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The Eiger Sanction: Froiteg!

Cast

Sean as Clint Eastwood
Jesse & Panzer as theirselves

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Well it's not really a song, but I think you'll enjoy listening to it.

Jesse: *Derailed next to Sean*
Sean: YOU ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

His voice echoed around the island, all the way into Zorrin.

Panzer: *Smiles devilishly as he hears Sean's echo*

The End

This is short enough to be a short, but another skit is on the way. A much longer one.
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Narrator: Welcome to the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway. You know? That railway with the narrow gauge locomotives that you haven't seen in a long time, because I was too lazy to come up with an episode for them, until now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Georgia: *Going backwards to Mossberg Harbor*
Narrator: Uh, can you see where you're going?
Audience: *Laughing*
Georgia: Of course I can. If you'll excuse me, I gotta pull a special birthday train.

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Georgia: *Stops at the harbor, coupling up to four freight cars*

Intro

Sean: *Pulling eight coaches at high speed*
Makenzie: *Blowing steam as she...
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I know now.
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How many other engines can make a face like Gordon?
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Five episodes are narrated by George Carlin, and the last two are by Alec Baldwin.
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There's not much Thomas, but for the scenes that do have it, they are hilarious.
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