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posted by Tinekraut

There are how many of my friends over here have already went away from fp. The fellows I’ve talked to in my early days here and many of the familiar faces are nowhere to be seen now too. I have to take a break from online community as well from time to time and it may take more and more longer for me to return every time. But then again, it’s not unusual for me to be absent for long and I’m not really sure when I could get back (It might take me a month, 3 months, half a year or so, or, who knows, maybe next week I might show up. I just don’t know.) and I’m not sure when and if I’ll be able to get the chance or not to check you up guys whenever I’m in a period of being too preoccupied. So I’ll no longer leave notice as always if I’m going to go missing. Sorry if I can’t always be here to join you guys *bows apologetically*. My account stays here though while my friends remain in my heart. ^^d So you take care of yourselves then. ~

Semantics took a holiday

posted by Tinekraut

A MIND-BENDING MENU

Actual selections from menus in New York restaurants:

Cream cheese and ox ……………………………………………………………………….. $ 3.50
Pasata from the sea ………………………………………………………………………….. $ 9.95
Loose vegetables ………………………………………………………………………..…. $ 4.95
Backed zit ………………………………………………………………………………………. $ 4.25
Meatball’s plane ………………………………………………………………………………....

The Three Trees

posted by Tinekraut

I remember this moving story. Before Easter ends I'd like to share this. If I'm not mistaken, this is a folktale.
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Once, upon a mountain top, these three little trees dreamed.
The first tree thought of becoming a treasure chest to hold the greatest treasure of the world.
The second tree wanted to be great ship to sail the mighty waters and carry powerful kings.
The third tree wanted to remain in the mountain top and grow so when people look up, they’d think of God.

After years of rain and shine, the little trees grew tall, so the woodcutters...

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Die Blume aus Papier part 1

posted by Cheesiecorn

A/N: Hi everyone. This is the first Hetalia fanfiction I've written. It's actually is a very long one shot, but I've decided to post it into parts. So here is the first part of "Die Blume aus Papier" (It's German for ''the paper flower''). The story takes place during the cold war, It's rather sad, but I hope you like it!
Part 2:link Part 3:link

It was very cold in the second month of the year 1959. All the people in Berlin stayed inside to warm themselves up behind the cozy fireplace. But there still was a little boy somewhere in the east of Berlin who stayed outside. His sad blue eyes stared...

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Die Blume aus Papier part 3

posted by Cheesiecorn

A/N Here's the third and last part of my fanfiction. I hope you've enjoyed the story
Part 1: link Part 2:link

By the time it was 1989 Ludwig and Maria were the proud parents of two children. The seven-year-old Fabio and the five-year-old Bella. One day Ludwig was having a snowball fight with his son when Maria came outside. ‘’Ludwig’’ she said ‘’You’ve got a call. It’s your mother’’ Ludwig was surprised calling someone abroad was expansive so he was sure that his mother got some very important news. He ran inside and answered the phone
‘’Hello Mutter’’ he said. ‘’Ludwig’’...

Die Blume aus Papier part 2

posted by Cheesiecorn

A/N, Here's the second part of my fanfiction. There next part will be the last one. Have fun reading.
Part 1: link Part 3:link

Slowly days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months. One day in April Ludwig came home from school, and saw that the suitcases were packed . ‘’Mutti what is this?’’ he confusedly asked. His mother looked at him while she closed a suitcase ‘’Honey I found a job in a bakery in the west.’’ ‘’The west?’’ Ludwig asked surprised ‘’But that’s far away right?’’ ‘’That’s why we’re going to live with grandma.’’ She said. Ludwig...

Infamous Exam Question: The Geothermics of Hell

posted by Tinekraut

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

This was an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm:

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant thereof.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets...

Kimie-chi's Artworks

posted by Tinekraut

I enjoy looking at art pieces, especially when I know the artist behind. Just too bad that the poverty of my linguistic skill may fail to fully render into words the awesomeness of what I see. However I don’t want to be stingy in letting know what I think of Kimie-chi’s artworks, especially that she is kind enough to delight me with her own artistry, to satiate my interest in art appreciation, and to grace this club by her presence and the wonderful things she shares. I want to pull up from getting buried and mixed up with other fanarts in the gallery the drawings she personally created....

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List of Emoji's (w/ link to loads more!)

posted by Cheshire_Pasta

A few emoji's I found some time back~ Do enjoy!
You can also find loads more link[/u].

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