Tokyo Mew mew

1. Everytime he says something, say "I KNOW" loudly.
2. Dance past him with a drum and cymbals.
3. Paint his bedroom walls green with pink stripes.
4. Then paint his ceiling Yellow with purple spots.
5. Put hair gel in his hair and make It all spiky.
6. Throw Pie at him, the alien or the food, both are sure to annoy him!
7. Sing happy songs to him while he's working.
8. Give Pudding lots and lots of sugar when she's at work.
9. Poke him, constantly.
10. Insist that he is a priest, dress him up as one.
11. Turn the café into a pub.
12. Force him into wearing dresses, then taking photos of him like that...

1. Dye her hair vomit color.
2. Pretend to be really sorry about it, and offer to return it to its normal color. Instead, shave her head bald.
3. To cover up her baldness, buy her the most hideous looking hat you can find.
4. Once her hair has grown back, put yoghurt in it, strawberry yoghurt.
5. Send love letters to Zakuro, but write "Love from Mint." at the bottom.
6. Arrange picnics in her garden.
7. At the cafe, start a food fight somehow, make sure most of the food is thrown at Mint, then, when Ryou comes to see whats going on, act like it was Mint that started it.
8. Force her to kiss the most...

. Pull his hair all the time.
2. Replace all his hair ties with fluffy pink ones.
3. Paint sparkly butterflies on everything he owns, and on him.
4. Throw food around in his kitchen until you can't even see the walls.
5. Tell Ryou that he poisoned the cake.
6. Actually poison the cake.
7. Put chewing gum in his hair.
8. Every day, sneak into his bedroom and hide a banana under his bed.
9. Keep doing this until he has a massive pile of rotting bananas under his bed.
10. While he's cooking, play really crappy music, really loudly.
11. Tell him you really really love mash potato, make him cook you loads...

1. Keeping sending her letters telling her you hate her, but say they are from Masaya.
2. Every ten minutes, kiss her so she turns into a kitty!
3. Whenever you see her in mew form, shield your eyes and turn away, yelling "Ahhhhh! The pink, it burns, IT BURNS!" Make sure you do it every single time she's transformed.
4. Cover Mint in catnip just before Ichigo enters the room. Film what happens.
5. Use the film from number 4 to blackmail her into kissing Kisshu.
6. When she arrives at work late, and you can see that she's been in a rush to try and get there on time, tell her that its Saturday. It...