Mew mew

1. Put laxatives in her drink.
2. Tell her she has a moustache.
3. Keep getting mixed up with whether her name means Grapefruit or Pomegranate.
4. After about a month of getting confused, about which one is right, decide to solve the problem by just calling her "Mr. Grumpy."
5. When (and if) she tries to talk to you, pretend not to hear and stare at the exact same place for the next 15 minutes.
6. Keep insisting to her that her and Mint are a couple.
7. Force-feed her Ichigo's cooking.
8. Pinch her cheek and go "Aww, who's a good wolfy then?"
9. Everyday, ask her if she's going to America yet.
10. Find...

Verse 1
Ichigo: Let's eat some strawberries...
Mint: With parfait, cakes, and rice cakes
You'll be happy if you eat them all
Lettuce: Or a bunch of other fruits...
Pudding: Kiwis, sweeties, and peaches
I really like fruit!
Mint: Or cold ice cream
Lettuce: Put it in the freezer to harden
Top it with sauce later
Pudding: I like all of these...
Ichigo: I'm a little irresolute
But that's OK, because I'm cute!
Zakuro: Just being very sweet...
Lettuce: Would leave something...
Mint & Lettuce: ..to be desired~
Ichigo: Put on your favorite topping
If you don't have it, then go shopping
wait for it nyaa~
It
Mint:...

The sun.
A beautiful place, blazing hot.
So hot, that no living human could walk on it.
Except one.
We expect her to have long brown hair tied into a red bow, yellow gloves, yellow ballerina dress, yellow shoes. Yellow eyes, if possible but if blue, fine.


Sakura: Look guys! I'm touching the sun!
Ringo & Berry: EHHHH?
Sakura: I'm just kidding! Geez,you guys...
Ringo: You had us scared, Sakura-Neechan!
Berry: Yeah!
Sakura: I feel like the sun is calling out to me...somehow...

Later that day...
Sakura: Ah! Kishu-Sama!
Masaya: Huh?
Sakura: EHHH? YOURE NOT KISHU-SAN?
Masaya: Kishu-San? Sakura-Chan, you don't...

1. When she's messing about, standing on that giant ball, pop it with a needle.
2. Laugh hysterically every time she gets hurt.
3. Whenever she does a trick, no matter how impressive it is, just say "I can do better than that, that's easy."
4. If she forces you to actually try and do the trick, even when you fail horribly, act like you did it perfectly.
5. Keep calling monkeys gross.
6. Ignore the fact she's actually a monkey and keep acting like her animal is a Gorilla.
7. Keep nagging her to use her attack, because you want jelly.
8. Tease her about her and Taruto.
9. Walk into the café, yell "Tambourine...