1. Dress him up as a pirate.
2. Chew on his ears.
3. Force him to give to piggybacks.
4. Undo his hair…thingy…you know the one I mean.
5. Make his computer get full of viruses.
6. Keep talking about Pie to him. (The food)
7. On his computer, get him addicted to Neopets, make sure the other to aliens and the mews, find out.
8. Force him to go kayaking with you.
9. Hang bells from his ears.
10. Tell him "you're my fry" Don't explain.
11. Get annoying songs stuck in his head while he's trying to work.
12. Tell him you've found his Lettuce photo, because we know he has one of her… (If this one sounds...
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