All is not well in Tolee's house. Some inconsiderate bastard stole Pandy!
*Tolee has just woken up and is looking forward to sharing Pandy with Rintoo and Hoho today. But when he opens the door to Pandy's house...*
Tolee: *galaxy-shattering scream; 5.0 tremors reported 5 miles from Tolee immediately after* What in the name of...?! Who took my Pandy!? *crying* Damn it! Here I am, just waking up, and some asshat comes and takes my most prized possession!
Rintoo: Tolee shoulda been here by now... I'll go see what's going on. *In Tolee's house* Oh my god, Tolee! What happened?!
Tolee: Some jerk broke into my house in the dead of night and stole my Pandy!
Rintoo: Who was it?
Tolee: I don't know! I was sound asleep, having a dream about being a king in China, and I couldn't even hear him/her sneak in and out!
Rintoo: We gotta go look for your Pandy, quick! You promised us we'd play Pass The Panda later!
Tolee: Let me get Kai-Lan and Hoho. We need more than 2 people.
Rintoo: This village isn't that big...
Tolee: I'm not ruling out any out-of-town periodic visitors.
*After Kai-Lan and Hoho join Tolee and Rintoo in the search, they first stop at Mr. Fluffy's bakery.*
Tolee: Mei Mei was taking the day off yesterday... let's ask her.
Kai-Lan: Hey, Mei Mei! Got a minute?
Mei Mei: What is it?
Tolee: I'll keep it short: Did you take my Pandy from his pagoda last night?
Mei Mei: Good god, no! I wasn't even HERE last night! Evanescence was playing a concert in a city 2 miles north of here, and I had bought tickets to their show 10 minutes before it began. My favorite song, My Heart Is Broken, was played halfway through the concert. It was absolutely the best time of my life! How could I have taken your panda if I was at a concert last night?
Tolee: (I KNEW I shoulda bought tickets to that show...) We'll keep looking. I start to get a little crazy if me and Pandy aren't together for a certain amount of time.
Mei Mei: You do that.
*Next they ask San San. His small size allows him to easily enter buildings, so it's not out of the question.*
Hoho: San San, were you at Tolee's house last night?
San San: Yes, I was... Are you accusing me of something?
Tolee: You may have something dear to my heart.
San San: What the hell are you talking about?!
Rintoo: Did you steal Tolee's stuffed panda, Pandy, last night?
San San: What? No!! Why would I, the leader of Ant City, ruin my good name by doing something like that?
Tolee: Then what WERE you doing in my house?
San San: Tolee, we were playing Scrabble last night, remember? You beat me 317-298 with the word "amazing"!
Tolee: Come to think of it I DID see a couple Scrabble tiles on the floor this morning. I shoulda cleaned up better.
San San: Those were mine.
Tolee: In any case, you can return to your normal duties now.
San San: *phew*
Tolee: That leaves one suspect-to-be: That bat that hangs around here but has no definitive name.
Hoho: I know where he lives. I'll take you there.
*The rumors were true...*
Tolee: He lives... in a bathroom?
Hoho: Don't ask me why. You really don't want to know.
Tolee: Note taken.
Unnamed Bat: Oh, Hoho! What's up? *Tolee looks around while Hoho and the bat talk about sports.*
Tolee: Aha! So THIS is where Pandy was! Hoho, do what you will with this Pandy-snatcher. I'm putting Pandy back where he belongs: in his pagoda.
Hoho: Um... did you see the Bruins hockey game last night? *The conversation goes on for 90 minutes.*
Tolee: This time I'm locking Pandy's pagoda door. No one's taking my Pandy away from me again!
*The fanfic ends here; at least you have a happy ending like normal this time.*
*Tolee has just woken up and is looking forward to sharing Pandy with Rintoo and Hoho today. But when he opens the door to Pandy's house...*
Tolee: *galaxy-shattering scream; 5.0 tremors reported 5 miles from Tolee immediately after* What in the name of...?! Who took my Pandy!? *crying* Damn it! Here I am, just waking up, and some asshat comes and takes my most prized possession!
Rintoo: Tolee shoulda been here by now... I'll go see what's going on. *In Tolee's house* Oh my god, Tolee! What happened?!
Tolee: Some jerk broke into my house in the dead of night and stole my Pandy!
Rintoo: Who was it?
Tolee: I don't know! I was sound asleep, having a dream about being a king in China, and I couldn't even hear him/her sneak in and out!
Rintoo: We gotta go look for your Pandy, quick! You promised us we'd play Pass The Panda later!
Tolee: Let me get Kai-Lan and Hoho. We need more than 2 people.
Rintoo: This village isn't that big...
Tolee: I'm not ruling out any out-of-town periodic visitors.
*After Kai-Lan and Hoho join Tolee and Rintoo in the search, they first stop at Mr. Fluffy's bakery.*
Tolee: Mei Mei was taking the day off yesterday... let's ask her.
Kai-Lan: Hey, Mei Mei! Got a minute?
Mei Mei: What is it?
Tolee: I'll keep it short: Did you take my Pandy from his pagoda last night?
Mei Mei: Good god, no! I wasn't even HERE last night! Evanescence was playing a concert in a city 2 miles north of here, and I had bought tickets to their show 10 minutes before it began. My favorite song, My Heart Is Broken, was played halfway through the concert. It was absolutely the best time of my life! How could I have taken your panda if I was at a concert last night?
Tolee: (I KNEW I shoulda bought tickets to that show...) We'll keep looking. I start to get a little crazy if me and Pandy aren't together for a certain amount of time.
Mei Mei: You do that.
*Next they ask San San. His small size allows him to easily enter buildings, so it's not out of the question.*
Hoho: San San, were you at Tolee's house last night?
San San: Yes, I was... Are you accusing me of something?
Tolee: You may have something dear to my heart.
San San: What the hell are you talking about?!
Rintoo: Did you steal Tolee's stuffed panda, Pandy, last night?
San San: What? No!! Why would I, the leader of Ant City, ruin my good name by doing something like that?
Tolee: Then what WERE you doing in my house?
San San: Tolee, we were playing Scrabble last night, remember? You beat me 317-298 with the word "amazing"!
Tolee: Come to think of it I DID see a couple Scrabble tiles on the floor this morning. I shoulda cleaned up better.
San San: Those were mine.
Tolee: In any case, you can return to your normal duties now.
San San: *phew*
Tolee: That leaves one suspect-to-be: That bat that hangs around here but has no definitive name.
Hoho: I know where he lives. I'll take you there.
*The rumors were true...*
Tolee: He lives... in a bathroom?
Hoho: Don't ask me why. You really don't want to know.
Tolee: Note taken.
Unnamed Bat: Oh, Hoho! What's up? *Tolee looks around while Hoho and the bat talk about sports.*
Tolee: Aha! So THIS is where Pandy was! Hoho, do what you will with this Pandy-snatcher. I'm putting Pandy back where he belongs: in his pagoda.
Hoho: Um... did you see the Bruins hockey game last night? *The conversation goes on for 90 minutes.*
Tolee: This time I'm locking Pandy's pagoda door. No one's taking my Pandy away from me again!
*The fanfic ends here; at least you have a happy ending like normal this time.*
