**Dedicated to dxcfan**
Bridgette: Oh, hi Courtney! Would you like to take a seat?
Courtney: *frowns and sits down on one of the guest couches*
Geoff: This is going to be the best Aftermath ever!!! Ever since Courtney got voted out I've been waiting for this!!!
Bridgette: Um, I don't think this is a good idea....
Geoff: Na, it's fine Brah. She's not gonna explode or anything, right Courtney?
Courtney: *crosses her arms*
Geoff: Uh, okay then. So, Courtney how did you feel after Duncan voted you off?
Courtney: If I ever see that jerk again I will shred him!
Geoff: Woah, you're pretty mad huh?
Bridgette: Geoff I don't think this is a good idea. She can get pretty angry and if she does-
Geoff: *cuts her off* It's fine babe. Everything'll be okay. So Courtney are you ready for the electric tiger-shark chair?
Courtney: *stops glaring at everyone for a second* The what?
Geoff: *points at the electric chair* The chair! Truth or electricution! And the you get eaten by some piranhas!!! Isn't it awesome!
Courtney: And if I don't get in the chair?
Geoff: Uh, well we'll probably just kick you off the next season before you get the million. And we can fire all of your lawyers!
Courtney: Fine!! *intern straps her into chair*
Bridgette: *whispers to Geoff* I don't think this is a good idea. You saw her in the Rock 'n Role episode, she could destroy this place if you get her mad.
Geoff: Na, she's stuck in the chair. What's the worst that could happen?
Bridgette: *glares at him*
Geoff: So Courtney, why do you think Duncan voted you off?
Courtney: *looks sad for a second then glares at Geoff again* I don't know!!! Why would he vote me off?!? I'm the best thing that will ever happen to him!!
Geoff: Huh. So next question: Why did you write him that 300 page letter?
Courtney: IT WAS ONLY 32 PAGES!!
Geoff: Oh. Well why write him a list of all his faults?
Courtney: BECAUSE HE ISN'T BEING PERFECT LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO!!!!
Geoff: Well that's a stupid reason. Why would he need to be perfect? I mean if you loved him why would you care?
Courtney: I DON'T LOVE HIM I HATE THAT STUPID TRAITOR!!!!!!
Bridgette: Geoff, you're going way too far!!
Geoff: What? We're just having some fun here! Right guys? *turns to the couches where everyone else should be sitting but they've all left* Oh. Yeah maybe this isn't such a good idea....
Courtney: *growls and breaks out of the chair and starts to break it in half*
Bridgette & Geoff: *back out of the room*
Courtney: *breaks the TV off the wall and shreds all the couches* Thank-you for watching another episode of Total Drama Aftermath. And Duncan if I ever see you again you are soooo dead.
Bridgette: Oh, hi Courtney! Would you like to take a seat?
Courtney: *frowns and sits down on one of the guest couches*
Geoff: This is going to be the best Aftermath ever!!! Ever since Courtney got voted out I've been waiting for this!!!
Bridgette: Um, I don't think this is a good idea....
Geoff: Na, it's fine Brah. She's not gonna explode or anything, right Courtney?
Courtney: *crosses her arms*
Geoff: Uh, okay then. So, Courtney how did you feel after Duncan voted you off?
Courtney: If I ever see that jerk again I will shred him!
Geoff: Woah, you're pretty mad huh?
Bridgette: Geoff I don't think this is a good idea. She can get pretty angry and if she does-
Geoff: *cuts her off* It's fine babe. Everything'll be okay. So Courtney are you ready for the electric tiger-shark chair?
Courtney: *stops glaring at everyone for a second* The what?
Geoff: *points at the electric chair* The chair! Truth or electricution! And the you get eaten by some piranhas!!! Isn't it awesome!
Courtney: And if I don't get in the chair?
Geoff: Uh, well we'll probably just kick you off the next season before you get the million. And we can fire all of your lawyers!
Courtney: Fine!! *intern straps her into chair*
Bridgette: *whispers to Geoff* I don't think this is a good idea. You saw her in the Rock 'n Role episode, she could destroy this place if you get her mad.
Geoff: Na, she's stuck in the chair. What's the worst that could happen?
Bridgette: *glares at him*
Geoff: So Courtney, why do you think Duncan voted you off?
Courtney: *looks sad for a second then glares at Geoff again* I don't know!!! Why would he vote me off?!? I'm the best thing that will ever happen to him!!
Geoff: Huh. So next question: Why did you write him that 300 page letter?
Courtney: IT WAS ONLY 32 PAGES!!
Geoff: Oh. Well why write him a list of all his faults?
Courtney: BECAUSE HE ISN'T BEING PERFECT LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO!!!!
Geoff: Well that's a stupid reason. Why would he need to be perfect? I mean if you loved him why would you care?
Courtney: I DON'T LOVE HIM I HATE THAT STUPID TRAITOR!!!!!!
Bridgette: Geoff, you're going way too far!!
Geoff: What? We're just having some fun here! Right guys? *turns to the couches where everyone else should be sitting but they've all left* Oh. Yeah maybe this isn't such a good idea....
Courtney: *growls and breaks out of the chair and starts to break it in half*
Bridgette & Geoff: *back out of the room*
Courtney: *breaks the TV off the wall and shreds all the couches* Thank-you for watching another episode of Total Drama Aftermath. And Duncan if I ever see you again you are soooo dead.