Chris: last time on Total Drama Around the World! The north pole! Here the teens had to build skates and then race them. Liza cut Layla's forehead, Fawn made Rochelle and Lia fall into a lake that was -20 degrees. And Chilly got rockets to put on his skates In the end, Liza and Layla won invisibility and Chilly was sent packing. Who will win? Who will die- I mean lose? Find out right now on Total Drama Around the World!
(theme song)
(First class)
Lia: I don't even know why Layla picked me.
Liza: What ever the reason is, don't trust her.
Lia: I won't.
Amber: well, thanks again for letting me be in first class with you Liza.
Liza: No problem. I mean, that's what friends are for right?
Amber: right.
Lia: where is Layla anyways?
(confessional)
Layla: okay. see this tape right here? I just took it out of that camera and replaced it with a new one. I'm going to watch all the tapes and see if I could get someone eliminated.
(over)
(Outside of Confessional)
(Layla exits the confessional with the tape)
Cole: (enters) Layla.
Layla: (hides the tape behind her back) Oh hey Cole.
Cole: I want to quit the alliance.
Layla: Why?
Cole: because of what you did to Chilly.
Layla: But Cole-
Cole: No, I am not going to be in an alliance with you anymore! (exits)
Layla: what ever.
(Non-first class)
(Cole enters)
Annie: did you do it?
Cole: yep.
Rochelle: Good. So we're all voting off Layla tonight?
Fawn: what if she win invincibility again?
Lance: 3 times in a row? Not likely.
Fawn: It's still possible.
Lance: Well, let's just hope that we don't go.
(thunder)
Rochelle: Dang. This is one bad storm.
Cole: I know.
Chris: (intercom) All contestants. please- (static is heard)
Annie: please what?
Rochelle: okay that's weird.
Fawn: Maybe he wants us in the mess hall. When we're in the air, that's usually where he wants us.
Rochelle: good thinking Fawn. Let's go.
(Lance, Rochelle, Cole, Annie, and Fawn exits)
(First class)
Layla: okay... let's start with Cole.
(Cole's Confessional comes up on the screen.)
Cole: That will teach you to push me out of a tree like that Alejandro.
Jordan: (knocks on door) Can I please go to the restroom now?
Cole: (sigh) fine.
Cole: No. More. Crying! (stamps Izzy's pass port)
Cole: I now know Alejandro is trying to get rid of me, I need to get rid of him, or resist falling for his little tricks again.
Cole: Bye bye. (stamps Taylor's passport)
(Mess hall)
Rochelle: Chris isn't here.
Fawn: man! I was wrong.
Lance: maybe he's in the pilot's room.
Annie: yeah. good idea.
Cole: Well, what are we waiting for? let's go.
(First class)
Layla: okay... who else? hmmm... Lia?
(Layla turns on Lia's confessionals)
Lia: Okay, Annie was way too mean today. I will have to vote her off. (stamps Annie's passport)
Lia: I don't understand why Annie's so mean to me. I mean, she won't even let me explain my side of the story with Jordan. (sigh) I don't know what to do.
Layla: aggh... boring! (just as she is about to turn it off this confessional comes on:)
Lia: Me and Jordan? Jia? That's sounds good. wow. Now I want to go out with him!
Layla: hmmmm. perfect!
(Pilot's room)
Rochelle: Oh there you are Chris!
Chris: hey.
Annie: So what were you saying on the intercom.
Chris: Oh I was going to say to go to the mess hall but then something happened.
Cole: what?
Chef: we entered the Bermuda Triangle
Chris: Yeah. And everything is going all wakey. we might.
(plane start to crash)
Lance, Chris, Rochelle, Chef, Cole, Fawn, and Annie: CRASH!!!!
(First class)
Liza: What's going on?!
Amber: I don't know!
Chris: (intercom) Everyone! Jump out of the plane! Out challenge will be the first one to touch the ground wins invisibility!
Lia: Really? wow.
Layla: Out of my way! I'm winning this!
(Layla grabs a parachute)
Liza: Oh no! If anyone is winning this it's not you!
Layla: well, I am.
(Liza grabs a parachute and jumps out of plane with Layla then Amber and Lia do the same)
(Outside of plane with everyone wearing parachutes)
Lance: we're going to die!
Rochelle: If lighting shocks me Chris, i swear, your sued!
(singing bell)
Layla: what was that?
Chris: I fill like a song is in order.
Liza: But this isn't Total Drama World Tour.
Chris: Still. I fill like since this is the only challenge today, we need to have a song. Now sing or be eliminated!
(song starts in tone of "Before we die")
Rochelle: We're singing as we're falling
Layla: While some are cannon-balling.
Cole: Our lives begin to flash before our eyes.
Annie and Lia: We might just go ka-blooey!
Lance: Get smushed and become chewy!
All: Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!
Amber: But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping.
Fawn: Before we smash into the ground from the sky!
Liza: Flat into little pieces!
Layla: Heads merged with out feet-ses!
Rochelle: That would really suck and here's why:
Annie: We'd like to keep on living!
Cole: So Chris, we hope you're giving:
Liza: Some wings!
Rochelle A jetpack!
Layla: A rift in time!
Layla: Parachute?
Lance: water bed.
Cole: A trampoline!
Fawn: Springy shoes!
Lia: Rocket boots!
Annie: Flying squirrel!
Amber: Bubble bath!
Liza: Joss!
All: Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it! There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!
(song ends)
Layla: Wait, how are Lia and Amber so far ahead?
Chris: They got an advantage, remember? Their parachutes weigh more.
Cole: oh forget the parachute! I can live with out it! (takes the parachute off and just fall down)
Rochelle: crazy boy.
(on an little island)
Cole: AhhhhhhhH!!! (lands in the ocean near the island) OUCH! hey! I won!
Chris: I said first one on the island.
Cole: fine. (walks up on the island) there. happy?
Chris: Cole wins invincibility!
(Lia, Amber, Liza, Lance, and Annie touch the ground)
Liza: YES!
Lance: How is that good?
Liza: Layla doesn't win.
Lance: good point.
(Layla then Rochelle touch the ground)
Layla: I heard that.
Liza: you we ment to.
(Fawn touches the ground)
Fawn: Man, I'm last.
Chris: okay. Now. Since we have no idea where the plane is right now, we'll have to stay here until we find it.
Rochelle: Shouldn't we go look for it?
Chris: Chef was still in the plane.
Lia: what if i crashed?!
Chris: It won't.
Annie: yep. He just jinxed it.
Chris: no i didn't. now just everyone hang out here while we wait for Chef.
Layla: I'm find with that because I got something I want to show all of you. (holds up her portable Tape player)
Amber: what's that?
Layla: it's a portable tape player. I have the tapes from ALL of the confessionals this season.
Chris: Where'd you get that?
Layla: never mind where I got it. I want to show everyone an interesting confessional by Lia.
Lia: huh?
Layla: Annie, watch closely.
Annie: what?
Layla: (plays Lia's confessional)
Lia: Me and Jordan? Jia? That's sounds good. wow. Now I want to go out with him!
Annie: WHAT?!?!?
Lia: Annie, it's not what it sounds like.
Annie: Oh yes it is. you-
(song bell)
Cole: Another one?
Chris: only Annie has to sing. Everyone else doesn't.
Lance: Good.
(Song starts to "Boy friend kisser")
Annie: Boyfriend Lover!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Layla: Boyfriend lover.
Annie: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Layla: That's right!
That's right!
Layla and Annie: That's right!
That's right!
Annie: Let's go a little back,
cleaned the whole inter non-first class.
Layla: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Lia: (just talking) We didn't stretch you on a rack.
Annie: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Layla and Annie: Boyfriend lover
Annie: You're not my new sista!
You're a pus-y, cheery, nasty blister! Oh!
Layla: Boyfriend Lover!
Layla and Annie: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Annie: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
(song ends)
Lia: (runs away crying)
Liza: Lia! Wait up! (follows Lia)
(the other side of the island)
Lia: (is crying)
Liza: Lia! Wait!
Lia: What?
Liza: what's wrong?
Lia: What's wrong?!? Did you see what Layla did and now Annie sang?!
Liza: Don't listen to them!
Lia: How can I not. Me and Annie were friends and now we're back to enemies. and now everyone will vote me off.
Liza: no they won't.
Lia: how do you know?
Liza: because Layla doesn't have invincibility. Everyone will vote her off now.
Lia: Good point.
Liza: worst thing that can happen, you get 3 votes.
Lia: how do you know?
Liza: I'll be right back.
(back to the first side)
Liza: (walks up) Rochelle, Fawn, Amber, Lance! NOW!
Lance: okay.
(Back to the other side)
(Liza, Fawn, Rochelle, Lance, and Amber enter)
Rochelle: What's going on?
Liza: We are all votting off Layla.
Amber: well dah! She doesn't have invincibility.
Lia: So, none of you guys are going to vote me off?
Fawn: No. You just have a crush on Jordan. That's it.
Lia: yeah...
Liza: okay, let's all go back and wait for that plane.
Lia: okay.
(Back to the beginning)
Liza: we're back- when did the plane get here?
Chef: It just did.
Rochelle: we didn't hear anyth- oh never mind.
Chris; Everyone in! Remember to not vote off Cole tonight. he has invincibility.
Liza: (to Amber, Lance, Rochelle, Fawn, and Lia) And to vote off Layla.
Annie: (To Layla) And to vote off Lia.
(confessional)
Liza: (stamp's Layla passport) yeah, shocker.
Layla: you think I'm going to vote off Lia? No way. add a z in that name, and you got it.
(over)
(elimination room)
Chris: You have all voted and the first one goes to our invincibility winner Cole!
Cole: mhm.
Chris: The next one goes to.... Lance.
Lance: BOYA!
Chris: Amber.
Amber: YES!
Chris: Rochelle.
Rochelle: YAY!
Chris: Fawn.
Fawn: YAY! Final 8!
Chris: Annie.
Annie: YES!
Chris: Lia.
Lia: YAY!
Chris: Liza. Layla. There is only one more left, and the final one goes to...
Liza: Oh just give it to me! We all know I'm staying.
Chris: No, your not. Your leaving.
All but Layla: WHAT???!?!?!?!
Layla: Yeah, live with it everyone.
Chris: I'm joking. Liza, your staying. Layla, bye bye.
Layla: But- But that's not fare!
Chris: Life isn't fare!
Layla: oooo.. Liza your- (runs to hit Liza but Liza moves to the side and Layla runs out of the plane) NOOOOOOO!!!
Liza: Bye bye!
(Confessional)
Liza: I've been waiting all season for this moment! I wish I had a video. Mom. Dad. If your watching this, please record this moment for me.
(over)
(Elimination room)
Chris: So Cole, who are you picking to go to first class with you and have an advantage in the next challenge?
Cole: Ummmmm... I guess.... Annie?
Annie: really?
Cole: Sure. What evs.
Annie: YES!
Chris: okay, now that we have our final 8, what will happen next time on Total Drama Around the World!
(theme song)
(First class)
Lia: I don't even know why Layla picked me.
Liza: What ever the reason is, don't trust her.
Lia: I won't.
Amber: well, thanks again for letting me be in first class with you Liza.
Liza: No problem. I mean, that's what friends are for right?
Amber: right.
Lia: where is Layla anyways?
(confessional)
Layla: okay. see this tape right here? I just took it out of that camera and replaced it with a new one. I'm going to watch all the tapes and see if I could get someone eliminated.
(over)
(Outside of Confessional)
(Layla exits the confessional with the tape)
Cole: (enters) Layla.
Layla: (hides the tape behind her back) Oh hey Cole.
Cole: I want to quit the alliance.
Layla: Why?
Cole: because of what you did to Chilly.
Layla: But Cole-
Cole: No, I am not going to be in an alliance with you anymore! (exits)
Layla: what ever.
(Non-first class)
(Cole enters)
Annie: did you do it?
Cole: yep.
Rochelle: Good. So we're all voting off Layla tonight?
Fawn: what if she win invincibility again?
Lance: 3 times in a row? Not likely.
Fawn: It's still possible.
Lance: Well, let's just hope that we don't go.
(thunder)
Rochelle: Dang. This is one bad storm.
Cole: I know.
Chris: (intercom) All contestants. please- (static is heard)
Annie: please what?
Rochelle: okay that's weird.
Fawn: Maybe he wants us in the mess hall. When we're in the air, that's usually where he wants us.
Rochelle: good thinking Fawn. Let's go.
(Lance, Rochelle, Cole, Annie, and Fawn exits)
(First class)
Layla: okay... let's start with Cole.
(Cole's Confessional comes up on the screen.)
Cole: That will teach you to push me out of a tree like that Alejandro.
Jordan: (knocks on door) Can I please go to the restroom now?
Cole: (sigh) fine.
Cole: No. More. Crying! (stamps Izzy's pass port)
Cole: I now know Alejandro is trying to get rid of me, I need to get rid of him, or resist falling for his little tricks again.
Cole: Bye bye. (stamps Taylor's passport)
(Mess hall)
Rochelle: Chris isn't here.
Fawn: man! I was wrong.
Lance: maybe he's in the pilot's room.
Annie: yeah. good idea.
Cole: Well, what are we waiting for? let's go.
(First class)
Layla: okay... who else? hmmm... Lia?
(Layla turns on Lia's confessionals)
Lia: Okay, Annie was way too mean today. I will have to vote her off. (stamps Annie's passport)
Lia: I don't understand why Annie's so mean to me. I mean, she won't even let me explain my side of the story with Jordan. (sigh) I don't know what to do.
Layla: aggh... boring! (just as she is about to turn it off this confessional comes on:)
Lia: Me and Jordan? Jia? That's sounds good. wow. Now I want to go out with him!
Layla: hmmmm. perfect!
(Pilot's room)
Rochelle: Oh there you are Chris!
Chris: hey.
Annie: So what were you saying on the intercom.
Chris: Oh I was going to say to go to the mess hall but then something happened.
Cole: what?
Chef: we entered the Bermuda Triangle
Chris: Yeah. And everything is going all wakey. we might.
(plane start to crash)
Lance, Chris, Rochelle, Chef, Cole, Fawn, and Annie: CRASH!!!!
(First class)
Liza: What's going on?!
Amber: I don't know!
Chris: (intercom) Everyone! Jump out of the plane! Out challenge will be the first one to touch the ground wins invisibility!
Lia: Really? wow.
Layla: Out of my way! I'm winning this!
(Layla grabs a parachute)
Liza: Oh no! If anyone is winning this it's not you!
Layla: well, I am.
(Liza grabs a parachute and jumps out of plane with Layla then Amber and Lia do the same)
(Outside of plane with everyone wearing parachutes)
Lance: we're going to die!
Rochelle: If lighting shocks me Chris, i swear, your sued!
(singing bell)
Layla: what was that?
Chris: I fill like a song is in order.
Liza: But this isn't Total Drama World Tour.
Chris: Still. I fill like since this is the only challenge today, we need to have a song. Now sing or be eliminated!
(song starts in tone of "Before we die")
Rochelle: We're singing as we're falling
Layla: While some are cannon-balling.
Cole: Our lives begin to flash before our eyes.
Annie and Lia: We might just go ka-blooey!
Lance: Get smushed and become chewy!
All: Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!
Amber: But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping.
Fawn: Before we smash into the ground from the sky!
Liza: Flat into little pieces!
Layla: Heads merged with out feet-ses!
Rochelle: That would really suck and here's why:
Annie: We'd like to keep on living!
Cole: So Chris, we hope you're giving:
Liza: Some wings!
Rochelle A jetpack!
Layla: A rift in time!
Layla: Parachute?
Lance: water bed.
Cole: A trampoline!
Fawn: Springy shoes!
Lia: Rocket boots!
Annie: Flying squirrel!
Amber: Bubble bath!
Liza: Joss!
All: Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it! There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!
(song ends)
Layla: Wait, how are Lia and Amber so far ahead?
Chris: They got an advantage, remember? Their parachutes weigh more.
Cole: oh forget the parachute! I can live with out it! (takes the parachute off and just fall down)
Rochelle: crazy boy.
(on an little island)
Cole: AhhhhhhhH!!! (lands in the ocean near the island) OUCH! hey! I won!
Chris: I said first one on the island.
Cole: fine. (walks up on the island) there. happy?
Chris: Cole wins invincibility!
(Lia, Amber, Liza, Lance, and Annie touch the ground)
Liza: YES!
Lance: How is that good?
Liza: Layla doesn't win.
Lance: good point.
(Layla then Rochelle touch the ground)
Layla: I heard that.
Liza: you we ment to.
(Fawn touches the ground)
Fawn: Man, I'm last.
Chris: okay. Now. Since we have no idea where the plane is right now, we'll have to stay here until we find it.
Rochelle: Shouldn't we go look for it?
Chris: Chef was still in the plane.
Lia: what if i crashed?!
Chris: It won't.
Annie: yep. He just jinxed it.
Chris: no i didn't. now just everyone hang out here while we wait for Chef.
Layla: I'm find with that because I got something I want to show all of you. (holds up her portable Tape player)
Amber: what's that?
Layla: it's a portable tape player. I have the tapes from ALL of the confessionals this season.
Chris: Where'd you get that?
Layla: never mind where I got it. I want to show everyone an interesting confessional by Lia.
Lia: huh?
Layla: Annie, watch closely.
Annie: what?
Layla: (plays Lia's confessional)
Lia: Me and Jordan? Jia? That's sounds good. wow. Now I want to go out with him!
Annie: WHAT?!?!?
Lia: Annie, it's not what it sounds like.
Annie: Oh yes it is. you-
(song bell)
Cole: Another one?
Chris: only Annie has to sing. Everyone else doesn't.
Lance: Good.
(Song starts to "Boy friend kisser")
Annie: Boyfriend Lover!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Layla: Boyfriend lover.
Annie: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Layla: That's right!
That's right!
Layla and Annie: That's right!
That's right!
Annie: Let's go a little back,
cleaned the whole inter non-first class.
Layla: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Lia: (just talking) We didn't stretch you on a rack.
Annie: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Layla and Annie: Boyfriend lover
Annie: You're not my new sista!
You're a pus-y, cheery, nasty blister! Oh!
Layla: Boyfriend Lover!
Layla and Annie: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Annie: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
(song ends)
Lia: (runs away crying)
Liza: Lia! Wait up! (follows Lia)
(the other side of the island)
Lia: (is crying)
Liza: Lia! Wait!
Lia: What?
Liza: what's wrong?
Lia: What's wrong?!? Did you see what Layla did and now Annie sang?!
Liza: Don't listen to them!
Lia: How can I not. Me and Annie were friends and now we're back to enemies. and now everyone will vote me off.
Liza: no they won't.
Lia: how do you know?
Liza: because Layla doesn't have invincibility. Everyone will vote her off now.
Lia: Good point.
Liza: worst thing that can happen, you get 3 votes.
Lia: how do you know?
Liza: I'll be right back.
(back to the first side)
Liza: (walks up) Rochelle, Fawn, Amber, Lance! NOW!
Lance: okay.
(Back to the other side)
(Liza, Fawn, Rochelle, Lance, and Amber enter)
Rochelle: What's going on?
Liza: We are all votting off Layla.
Amber: well dah! She doesn't have invincibility.
Lia: So, none of you guys are going to vote me off?
Fawn: No. You just have a crush on Jordan. That's it.
Lia: yeah...
Liza: okay, let's all go back and wait for that plane.
Lia: okay.
(Back to the beginning)
Liza: we're back- when did the plane get here?
Chef: It just did.
Rochelle: we didn't hear anyth- oh never mind.
Chris; Everyone in! Remember to not vote off Cole tonight. he has invincibility.
Liza: (to Amber, Lance, Rochelle, Fawn, and Lia) And to vote off Layla.
Annie: (To Layla) And to vote off Lia.
(confessional)
Liza: (stamp's Layla passport) yeah, shocker.
Layla: you think I'm going to vote off Lia? No way. add a z in that name, and you got it.
(over)
(elimination room)
Chris: You have all voted and the first one goes to our invincibility winner Cole!
Cole: mhm.
Chris: The next one goes to.... Lance.
Lance: BOYA!
Chris: Amber.
Amber: YES!
Chris: Rochelle.
Rochelle: YAY!
Chris: Fawn.
Fawn: YAY! Final 8!
Chris: Annie.
Annie: YES!
Chris: Lia.
Lia: YAY!
Chris: Liza. Layla. There is only one more left, and the final one goes to...
Liza: Oh just give it to me! We all know I'm staying.
Chris: No, your not. Your leaving.
All but Layla: WHAT???!?!?!?!
Layla: Yeah, live with it everyone.
Chris: I'm joking. Liza, your staying. Layla, bye bye.
Layla: But- But that's not fare!
Chris: Life isn't fare!
Layla: oooo.. Liza your- (runs to hit Liza but Liza moves to the side and Layla runs out of the plane) NOOOOOOO!!!
Liza: Bye bye!
(Confessional)
Liza: I've been waiting all season for this moment! I wish I had a video. Mom. Dad. If your watching this, please record this moment for me.
(over)
(Elimination room)
Chris: So Cole, who are you picking to go to first class with you and have an advantage in the next challenge?
Cole: Ummmmm... I guess.... Annie?
Annie: really?
Cole: Sure. What evs.
Annie: YES!
Chris: okay, now that we have our final 8, what will happen next time on Total Drama Around the World!
