Warning: This Fan Fiction contains many spelling errors.

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. One of these was to create a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages.

Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan.

The Ponyville mafia was lead by Rainbow Dash, and Dan.

The Manehattan mafia was lead by a pony named Nickel Lesscage.

A russian mafia lead by Boris.

A Mexican Mafia lead by John.

The Japanese mafia is lead by an alicorn named Fuku,

And finally the greasers.

All of this started with the PV...

It was a nice sunny day in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter Wrap up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.

Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some random day in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
Rainbow Dash: This isn't going to end up like christmas is it?
Pinkie Pie: Maybe :3
Rainbow Dash: Right... Uh I'm going to help Fluttershy with something. *flies...

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over by the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* More like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that you know...

Everypony down in Ponyville liked Christmas a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Christmas the whole christmas season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her heart was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her heart or her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously...

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna...

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Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P...

This is based off of a story called the mohawk that wouldn't quit, a 6 part video on youtube

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By the year 2030 technology wasn't the only thing growing in Equestria, so was the sexism between mares, and stallions. It went so far that the genders of ponies killed each other. One pony however would not let them kill her. That pony was Rainbow Dash, and here's her story.

Hearts & Hooves day, 2030.

Stallion 54: Bring those mares over here.
Stallions: Move it.
Fluttershy: Bye Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: See ya Fluttershy.
Stallion 54: Allright let's move.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, lets. *kicks...

L.P means Las Pegasus

song: link

It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, and a lot of ponies were busy. Especially some police ponies. Six Lunicorn Continentals were being escorted to a hotel by a couple of police cars. At the front of the escort were four ponies on motorcycles. Once they arrived at the hotel, a couple of the cops got out of one of the cars. One cop then looked up at the hotel.

Several hours later, a helicopter was flying past the hotel.

Jim: *Walking through kitchen*
Workers: *Working, and listening to radio*
Radio pony: I believe in both spirits, and substances that...

To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my favorite James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts flowers on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and said they would send you a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*...

This is my very first fan fiction, not just for this club, but also the very first one I've ever written. I remember posting the very first part onto the My Little Pony club on Halloween in 2012: link

To this day, four people have become a fan of that first part, which is the highest compared to the other parts. I hope everyone on here enjoys this fan fiction like they did three and a half years ago.

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot by a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful...

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the previous stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The next day was the beginning of the Equestria War. A month later Canterlot got bombed, and the Pony Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The Pony Alliance finishes...

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the castle got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the castle was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to join his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to join Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...

Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can you check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are you Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised you have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? Show yourself!...

It was a wonderful day in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering more ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: You really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot you in the arm! Why aren't you bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So you from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on you guys.
Sean: I'll meet you there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: You always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a...

By the year 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the year that a pony found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called you here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest...

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutes later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another pony named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animals to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did you find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he stole a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

For Now

I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do you want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to...

Song: link

Hey

I'm going to do something that might make you angry

If you're mentioned in this article that is

I'm going to type down what you say, and do

This is meant for comedy, and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings

Mariofan14

Mariofan14: That was a wonderful episode, wasn't it guys?
Windwakerguy430: It sure was.
Mariofan14: It was a wonderful episode, because it was brought to us by god, and Jesus Christ. Now let us pray to them for bringing us this episode, and hope that more episodes like this will come in the near future.

Song: link

Alinah09

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