1. Poke Castor with his own cane.
2. Everytime you see CLU, pretend your in Blue's Clues and say "A CLU! A CLU!"
3. Run towards Castor, hug him and say "I love you, David Bowie!"
4. Everytime you see Jarvis yell "BALDY!!"
5. Tell a program to crack their knuckles until their fingers derezz.
6. Poke random programs with Castor's cane at End of Line and say "ELLO GUVNA!"
7. When you see Quorra, yell "Jules Verne!" and point.
8. When you see Kevin, hug him and say "Jesus!"
9. Call out to Rinzler "Here, kitty kitty!"
10. When you're handed a light cycle baton, yell "Lightsaber!"
11. When Alan Bradley shows his pager say "Wow, get an iPhone!!"
12. Spill your drink on Castor's lap "by accident"; say you're drunk.
13. Ask the sirens for new equipment every day; when they say they gave you some the day before, say that they broke.
14. Hit a random program with your disc and say "Tag! You're it!"
15. Tell Daft Punk to play their own music.
16. Mock Castor; act like him and stuff as if you were a "mini me" of him.
17. Trick Daft Punk into playing Michael Jackson songs and dance like him on the dancefloor.
18. Occasionally ask Quorra if she and Castor were more than friends.
19. Ask the programs if they're programs; when they say they are, say: "YOU LIE!!"
20. Occasionally ask CLU what his name stands for.
21. Ask CLU if he and Kevin are related.
22. Say that the identity discs look like doughnuts.
23. Tell Castor you're looking for Zuse, when he reveals himself, call him a skunk bag.
24. Call Jarvis "Mr. Clean".