Twilight Fanfiction Article: Cullen Instant Messaging: Chapter 5

posted by alice_cullen_12

This chapter features Achmed the Dead Terrorist!!!!! yay!
TEXTING, BTW!

Edward: bella, my cat died

Bella: u don't have a cat...unless you mean...ALICE??!! alice is dead? omgomgoommmgggggggg

Edward: Noooo!!!!!!!!!

Bella: oh. cuz, like, i'd be all sad and stuff. ya know?

Edward: yes, i would be 2. alice is fine. jk, btw- (BEFORE HE FINISHES TEXTING)

Bella: u haven't texted in a while! alice is dead??!!!!

Edward: i was kidding. my dog died

Bella: meaning...jacob??!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Edward: No!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Bella: oh, jake's texting me. hold on.

Edward: k, love

Jacob: hey bells

Bella: jacob! *virtual hug*

Jacob: okay then. little weird, but i'll take it. *virtual hug back*

Bella: brb, i feel sad again

Jacob: k, edward's texting me...

Bella: ...

Edward: hello, jacob. notice anything wierd about bella 2day

Jacob: yeah, kinda. mood swings and such

Edward: i think it's...uhh..that time of the month for her *virtual coughcoughperiodcoughcough*

Jacob: wha--ohh!!! *virtual blush* did i just blush? i thought only bella did that...

Edward: jacob, what do we do??????

Jacob: dude, we can't do anything. i have sisters, i should know

Edward: i have sisters 2

Jacob: sisters that are unchanging, idiot

Edward: obviously

Jacob: whatevs

Edward: i'll text alice. she'll know what 2 do

Jacob: kk.

Edward: HELP!!!!!!

Alice: calm urself, dude. whatta ya want?

Edward: it's bella's time of the month

Alice: OHHH!!!!!!!! LOL! sux 4 u, bro. have fun with ur PMSing GF

Edward: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice. Ugh, fine. i'll txt her

Edward: k, thanks!!!!! bye

Alice: bye

Alice: hey bellaaaaa

Bella: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Alice: i hear ur PMSing

Bella: where'd ya hear that??!!

Alice: my idiot bro (the one ur dating, not emmett). i think he told the dog, considering i can't c him doing anything

Bella: *virtual blush* ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he told jacob! edward knows! ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice: he's very observent, that boy is.

Bella: i am going 2 die of blushing

Alice: even knowing u, that's not possible. hey, jessica is on facebook. she wants 2 know if u like pampers or huggies

Bella: WHAAAAT??!!

Alice: well, which 1?

Bella: huggies, i guess

Alice: they give hugs :)

Bella: stop distracting me, bitch

Alice: Exqueeze me?

Bella: ur mom, dude. ur mom...

Alice: ur insane dude, ur insane

Bella: aww, thank u!

Alice: *gets Keith Urban country drawl* i am a country singer, i love my old blue jeans! let's drink beeeeeeeeeeeer all night, baby!!!!!

Bella: woah...

Alice: lolz.

Bella: i gtg, jake is txting me.

Alice: k, byez

Jacob: hey bellaaaaa

Bella: hey

Jacob: what duz PMSing feel like?

Bella: jacob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob: hold on, achmed is texting me and u. some new thing called group text.

Bella: ...achmed?...

Jacob: the dead terrorist.

Bella: OHH, that achmed

Jacob: hey achy

Achmed: I KILL YOU!

Bella: what the fuck?

Jacob: well, bye

Achmed: bye

Bella: hi

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I know, I know, horrible horrible horrible

LOL

alice_cullen_12 ... i'm going down...

JacobLuver13 OMG!!! thats hilarous

Twilightsauce its funny but slightly weird... but then again I am mad= liked it...x

alice_cullen_12 Thanks so much!!!!!! I probably shoulda added more Achmed, but I forgot him 'till the end.

jacob_lover5253 just write more asap

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Forks: Chapter 3: Lie

posted by doyouknow

“Bella please just listen to me!” Jake groaned beside me, “he’s bad news I’m telling you!”
“Shut up Jacob you don’t even know him!”
Since that day in Biology Edward and I had become rather close. He still sat at his table for lunch and I still sat at mine, but once Biology came we talked like there was no tomorrow. Jake didn’t seem too happy about my newfound friendship. He said that it had nothing to do with jealousy, but I had a sneaking suspicion that It did. Jacob didn’t like Edward, or his family. Him and his friends from La Push regarded them as freaks and were less...

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Fire and Ice 2: Chapter 3: Friends don't kiss Friends

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

“Hey Bella” I heard my name being called, I turned and saw Rachael. She was smiling. “Hey Rach” I said, she stood there still smiling. “What is it?” I asked she smiled and then pulled a pink piece of paper out of her bag. “What are you doing tonight?” She asked me. I smiled and then read the piece of paper. “Rach I don’t know...a party?” I asked unsure, she smiled. “Oh come on, it will be fun” She told me. I moaned in annoyance. “Rach, you know I hate parties” I said, opening the door of my truck. She stopped me from getting in. “Please, I don’t want to have...

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Bella's New Family Chapter 9

posted by sexy_vamp

Disclaimer: Same as always… I do not own the characters.

A/N: Please, please, please review and let me know what you think of my story. I’ve been having a hard time writing it lately since I have been sick, but please review this and let me know that you still like it.

Chapter 9

(JPOV)

“What is she thinking? She knows what they are and yet she stays! What could possibly being going on with her head that she stay’s there with all of them?” I was beyond mad. I didn’t understand why she was acting the way she was. I know that they helped her with her parents funeral, but dad and I would...

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Fire and Ice: Chapter 11: Team work

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

I sat next to Rachael thinking about the ‘non-vegetarian’ vampires here in Forks. The Teacher was going on about god knows what. Rachael pasted me a note. I opened it.

What happened? I heard you were grounded.

I got a pen and replied.

Yeah, no thanks to Jacob he totally sold me out.
I passed the note to her; as soon as she read it she smiled and then got a pen out and started to write.

Maybe because you’re dating a vampire that could kill you and that he hates.

I signed and put the note in the bin. The bell then went to my relief. I gathered my books and got up. Edward was waiting for me; I...

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Chapter 2-The Premonition

posted by nataliaryanfan

As soon as Edward heard this, he rushed to Jasper’s side and helped him up. On Jasper’s other side was Emmett, who was now helping his brother up too. A tear rolled down Alice’s cheek. I never knew vampires or supernatural creatures could cry. This meant that something was really wrong. I put my arm around Alice.
“Get Jasper upstairs as fast as you can,” Carlisle said.
Emmett and Edward nodded and rushed Jasper upstairs to Edward’s room. Alice pulled my arm away and started heading toward the stairs. Carlisle stopped her.
“You four stay here,” he said. I knew he was referring...

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Fire and Ice: Chapter 7: Crushing on a vampire

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

I just lie there in his arms and don’t move, for a while I wonder why he is here but am to afraid to ask. “Are you okay now” he asked in a calm beautiful voice. I looked up and saw no smile on his face nothing but concern. I smiled. “This is kind of stupid” I laughed. He didn’t smiled he put his hand on my cheek. “No, what that.....dog did to you....and to let you in to this world” he trailed of; I put my fingers on his lips. “I can understand why he did it, but what I can’t understand is...why are you here?” I asked, he smiled, a light smile. “I have being coming in...

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My True Love Chapter 9. Nessies Point of Veiw

posted by Twilightsauce

Hey, here is Chapter 9 enjoy!

It was like someone was trying to wake me from a deep sleep. I wanted to wake up but I couldn’t move there was too much pain. That’s when I heard the voice, his beautiful voice.
“No Nessie, don’t stop breathing. Keep your heart beating, breath Nessie breathe!” Jacob sobbed over my chest.
“Jacob, you need to let me look at her, it’s the only way to save her,” Carlisle said, worry in his calm voice. Jacob didn’t say anything but leaned back and took my hand.
“Ed...Edward, she is going to be okay, isn’t she?” I heard mum sob in her wind chime...

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A CURSED STORY CHAP:5

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 5:B pov
I woke up and looked at my new purple alarm clock it said 2:00 pm
-shit!
I was late again,I jumped off my bed and stretched then walked to the bathroom and washed my face, I walked to my giant dresser and focused on what to wear, Hmmm the brown tank top goes with my black jean and the new necklace I got from accessorize and my black converse, and I'm all set!
I rushed to my car and forgot to grab a Hershey bar and drove to the mall
While I was driving I checked my watch again and 2:15 I still have 15 mins to the Saturday sale good thing I really want that black bag! Hmmm this is...

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secrets chapter 2

posted by bella01

"I can't sleep"I whispered.
Thoughts are keep entering my head about the family that will adopt me.What are they like?Will they like me?I don't really care because no one will like me if they know the truth about me and my parents.

We're not normal.Renee has the ability of counter attack shield and physical and mind shield.Charlie can control elements and as for me,I can see what happened to the life of the people I touch.After my parent's death,I realized that their "powers" were passed on to me.I tried to use my powers to see what happened "that day" and it brought me shock.A group of vampires...

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LET'S RUN - Chapter Three

posted by callejahLUVSed

next chapter should be up tomorrow !!!

CHAPTER THREE- My Family

So that’s my story… are you in tears yet? Well, it’s the saddest story in my family. Yes, family. You’ve probably gathered that Emmett isn’t my biological brother but Carlisle turned him so I think of Emmett as my big brother. And there’s my other brother Jasper. Carlisle didn’t turn him, but Carlisle found him as a newborn vampire and he lives with us. Carlisle never talks about how he was turned, but Emmett at age 18, was being mauled by a bear when Carlisle saved him, and Jasper, 19, was turned by three girls who...

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Bella's New Mate Chapter 24 Bella and Edward's POV

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! There will be a surprise in this chapter! Enjoy!

Chapter 24
Bella's POV

The plan was simple. When Maria and James took us with them, we would run and find Edward. After I was finished with my shower, I felt sick. I threw up in the toilet. What could have made me so sick?
I got my answer when I felt something move in my stomach. Uhoh.

Edward's POV

We had arrived at the place where James had hidden Bella. It was deserted. Alice had a vision. It was Bella. On a bed. She was in pain. A little dark-haired girl was on the end of the bed, telling Bella to push. James was on the other side of the...

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Revenge chapter 3

posted by kayleebabee

end of chapter two!!

I floored the accelarator as soon as I hit the highway. I just prayed I would be fast enough...

Chapter 3:

So jane thought she could play games did she? Well it took two to tango and i was going to beat her! I thought visiously as i closed the mile between myself and Jane at astonishing speeds.
My phone was at my ear as soon as it vibrated.
"Hello?" I hissed
"Bella, it's alice do not go to your mothers aid without Edward as I have seen what will happen if you go alone." I didn't slow down. "Bella wait for edward please you have to have someone there when your..." She trailed...

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His Brown Eyes 3

posted by JacobsWolfGirl

Hey guys =] I hope you like this one =] I love you pointers and your opinions =] Hope you like the newest edition =] Enjoy !! =]
I didn’t exactly know how I knew that this female vampire was coming for me… it just was like I knew it. The look in her eye scared me to the point where I had just realized that I was shaking. She wasn’t like the Cullen’s. She had almost like an evil aura around her. Jacob instantly felt me start to shake because by then he was holding me in his arms close to his chest. He was really tense and I felt his heart beating for what felt like a million miles an...

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Renesmee Cullen's Story, Chapter 3

posted by renesmeblack

This is a chapter taken from my almost-finished story. Enjoy!

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When I awoke, I realized that it was sweltering hot. I looked up.Jacob was in human form, on my bed, holding me like I was a teddy bear for a toddler as he slept. I felt a little peeved. He usually gets in trouble for this if he's caught by either parent. At first, Jacob wasn't allowed in my room for days if he was caught. He found a way around this by sleeping in dog form outside my bedroom door, which my bed is conveniently right next to. When my mom found him like this after about a few weeks, she said his visits will be limited...

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Cullen Instant Messaging Chapter 2 (texting!)

posted by alice_cullen_12

Text Messaging
3 hours later

Carlisle and Bella are texting.
Bella: is edward ok? u btr tell me, or i'll hrt u! u know it's tru. i'd do anything 4 edward. tell me!
Carlisle: bella, calm down. edward is abso. fine. may i b shot if i am lying. even tho that would not hrt.
Bella: but wat is vampiremonoculosis? dude, really! i need some info here! edward has a disease! oh dear, my 1 and only luv has vampiremonoculosis.
Carlisle: it happens wen a vamp. eats 2 much human food. he thought red kool aid was blood, and drank it 4 3 hrs straight!
Bella: oh dear. Jake is texting me.
Jacob: yo, yo, yo. DJ jakey...

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The Twilight Suite Life of Zack and Cody (and the Cullens)

posted by alice_cullen_12

DISTURBING APPLE!

The Twilight Suite Life of Zack and Cody (and the Cullens)

*This starts off with Bella and Edward walking into the Boston Tipton Hotel for their 2nd honeymoon. The Cullens now live in Alaska, three miles from Tanya's coven. Garrett had married Kate six months ago, so he is now in their coven. Esme and Alice built Edward and Bella a house near theirs! Esme and Bella built one for Alice and Jasper. Alice, Bella, and Esme built another house for Emmett and Rosalie.They are ALL vampires! Including Bella!

Bella: Oh! Edward, this hotel is beautiful!

Edward: I know, love. Esme always loved it here. Let's...

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Love.Life.Meaning.Over--- Edward's POV

posted by taelor4twilight

This is my first fanfiction! Tell me how I did please! heeheehee!

How was it possible to feel this miserable?

I figured that my life without Bella would be difficult, but not to the point where I ignore my family's phone calls. My cell phone was on vibrate, so I couldn't determine who it was calling. Did it matter? All they would try to do, was try to convince me to come home. That we would think of something. That, would only make the pain worse. This was the fourth month I'd left Forks, and ever since, I've been sitting in the attic of some family's house in Portugal with my forehead on my...

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My True Love Chapter 6. Nessies point of veiw

posted by Twilightsauce

Hey..x
I am incredibly proud of this peice ( I never though it was possible for me to write this much in a day!) let me know if you agree.
Twilightsauce

Training was hard but incredibly fun much to mum and dad’s dislike. Kate had helped me like she had my mum and Emmet and Jasper were teaching me tactics.
“Okay Emmet, I’m ready to go again!” I called after he had managed to floor me for the sixteenth time. As I slipped into a low crouch I flashed Esme a huge grin, I had hardly got to spend any alone time with her since we arrived in Denali, what with the sadistic vampire and me being...