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The Buick Special
The Buick Special
Dan called the three of his friends that were with him at the garage. They were now at the airport, about to steal two cadillacs, and a rolls royce when suddenly, "There it is." Dan whispered to Terence. One of the cars they had to steal was a Buick Special. Dan was walking toward it, and opened the door when suddenly, "Hey. What are you doing?" An old black man asked angrily. Dan apologized, and left "Wrong car." He said to the others. "That special we need is at another place." Percy told him. He showed Dan the adress, and the four continued stealing the first three cars.

Later that day, which became night a drunk man was watching T.V with his wife, "Bill take the dog out." She said. "Why me?" he asked, "Because I said so!" She replied. "Goddamn bitch," Bill mumbled, as he put the leash on his dog's collar, and took him out for a walk. Just when he got out of his front door however, he saw a car roll down his driveway. It was a brand new Buick Special, "HEY! Where are you going with my car?!" Bill shouted. The Buick took off, when Bill quickly got the dog back inside, and took off in a different car. He chased his other car, which was stolen by Dan BTW, and the two were soon flooring it down a city street. The police soon started chasing Bill, while Dan seemed to have disapeered. "All units, we have an orange Pontiac Bonneville that just flipped a car." That's right, Bill flipped a car over while trying to find his buick. He was too busy to notice the cops behind him, until three more cop cars appeared in front of him. Bill finally stopped, "What are you doing?" He asked getting out of his car. None of the cops said anything, but pushed him onto the hood of his car putting handcuffs on his wrists. "You're underarrest for a hit & run." The police sarge said. Bill was worried, "You don't understand! I was chasing after someone that stole my car!" "Oh really?" "YES! It was a red Buick Special." They took Bill back to his house, and when they did, his car was in the garage, as if nothing happened. "What the fuck is my car doing here? Someone stole it!" "Sir," The police seargent assured, "Your car seems to be right where you left it. Now stay here while I tell your wife what's going on." Right when the cops started chasing Bill, Dan decided to return his car. It got Kenny mad, but the others understood.

Next part will be posted tomorrow.
Bill's car, a '58 Bonneville.
Bill's car, a '58 Bonneville.
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