Sonic's Six Feet Underground

Song: link

Tim: Hey how come our episodes aren't airing today?
Captain Jefferson: Two back to back episodes of different shows are on.
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!
Saten Twist: Find out who's responsible for this.
Tom: *Dressed as a Union soldier* Chaaaaaaarge!!! *Charges with three soldiers*
Thomas: *Blows his whistle twice, heading towards Tom, and his soldiers*
Tom: Retreat!!!!!! *Runs away from Thomas with the other soldiers*
Thomas: *Stops* Don't retreat from me. I'm really useful. Welcome to another segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host for the...

Song: link



Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side by side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now you understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look forward to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got split...

Wind: (Looks at a sign)
James: What is this
Cody: Is it a store?
Wind: Can’t you two read
James: ….. I thought you were going to
Cody: And I never passed my third grade reading class
Wind: Jesus Christ- (Walks into the building)
Hannah: (Cleaning the tables in a chef outfit)
Wind: Hannah, what the hell is this?
Hannah: Oh, well, when I heard that there was a restaurant for sale, I thought I could call moth- Uh…. a friend who could send me some money to buy it.
Wind: Hannah, you do know this was a crack house that was abandoned after a drug bust
Hannah: Well, yeah, but I’m just sprucing it up so...

“Wind, you fucking cocksucking parasite!”
It’s bloodsucking
“I don’t care. You’ve barely made articles throughout April. You made three ACTUAL lists, and that April Fools one doesn’t count. You didn’t make much Wind’s Angry Adventures this month, you only did a few reviews, and where in the fuck is episode 4 of Clockworks?”
Yes, I know that my production of articles has been slowing down a lot lately. But the reason for that is because May is coming up, meaning that I will be busy with end of school projects, exams, and trying to get into college. I understand that there is...

Teacher: Okay, kids, we will be arriving at the campsite soon. Are you all excited
(No one talks)
Teacher: Great, neither am I (Drinks from a bottle of whisky)
Wind: (Sitting in the back, as usual)
Amanda: So, Wind, any plans for the camping trip
Wind: Sit on the bus and wait for it to end. I only came here because the students who think that Donald Trump is a good idea for a president was sitting at school. It was either stay there and lose brain cells or come here and waste time, and I need my brain cells, so I am just stuck on the short bus
Amanda: This isn’t a short bus
Wind: Given the students...