Top Ten Best Looking Games on Old Consoles - #10 - Jet Set Radio

So, you all know that,by this point, I review fanfiction and basically anything on the internet. However, there are things that I can not review. Mainly because, everyone knows it, or I just don’t have the ability to review it. So, to make sure no one tells me what to review, here are the things I will never review, ever.

#5: Equestria After Dark - Now, Equestria After Dark is basically a website that is dedicated to My Little Pony porn. This sort of stuff would normally get noticed by me. Well, it was, but, I really won’t be reviewing it. The reason is because it has every single clop comic...

(Nick and Alice stare at each other at the table)
Cody: My god. Every since you two started dating, you;ve just been lost in each others eyes
Nick: Were not lost in each others eyes. Were just having a staring contest. We only stare into each others eyes around four
Cody: Fantastic
Cory: (Runs through door) Nick. Cody. Something terrible is happening
Nick: What. Is it the end of the world
Cory: Worse. Come on

Nick: Did we honestly walk downtown just to read a fucking poster
Cory: Just read it
Nick: Alright. "The amazing Dubstep duo, Wub and Dubare coming to New York to play some of there hit songs like...

Now, Zelda has a lot of useful tools to help you get around in the game. But, there are just so much, that I just need to point out my most favorite. Now, remember that this is my opinion. So, sorry if there is an item on here that you wanted to see. Now, with that, lets start the list



#10: Mirror Shield - Now, all the shields in the game were used to protect you. However, they were all on the level of…. meh. But, the Mirror Shield was a different story. It is usually the last shield you get in the game, usually in temples where light is used in a lot of puzzles, like the...

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1958

Harry: *Looking at a sign in front of his house. It says...* Sold.
Amy: I told you we'd do it. You didn't believe me.
Harry: Yeah, until two days ago when I heard that we'd have some buyers. Any plan on where you want to go for our next home?
Amy: Hmm..

Cape May, 1959.

Harry: *Looks at his new house as he drives away in his red Cadillac* Still can't believe...

We all know Nintendo for being such a family friendly group with colorful and fun games, and they have so much wonderful characters, who are so friendly and nice… Or at least, that’s what they want you to think. They may look nice on the outside, but if you think about it, they are pure evil. So, today, I am going to share five of the most evil Nintendo protagonists. First, some rules. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Also, Nintendo games only, so only games from Nintendo consoles. With that said, let us start the list

#5: Trainer from Pokemon



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In a horror game, the enemies are what make some, if not all, of the horror. They are a major threat, relentlessly hunting you down, and you must defend yourself, hide, or run away, depending on the situation. These enemies, if done correctly, can be some of the scariest parts of any game and can even become one of the best parts of said game… And then there are times when the enemies are one of the worst parts of the game and just look dumb. I’ve seen few enemies in games that aren’t scary, but when I do find them, oh boy, do I find them. These enemies need to be not threatening in the...

Jared: Hey Wikipedia, you sure we’re not lost? o_____O
Wikipedia: Of course not! :D As long as we don’t lose this map here, we’ll be fine!

*Map Flies Away*

Jared: YOU NIMROD! NOW what are we going to do?

Jared: Wait a minute….. WHAT’S HAPPENING!? THE DIMENSIONS ARE TWISTING! D:

Wikipedia and Jared: NOOOOOOOO *FLASH*

Windwakerguy430: What the fuck!? What are you doing in my house?

Wikipedia: It's no big deal, just a rip of the fabric in space and time. :) It happens.

Windwakerguy430: Okay then. Well, since you’re already here, want to help me with my list?

Jared: *Pushes Wikipedia*...