choice hops and bottled self esteem

If there is any game that is batshit insanely fun and stupid at the same time, completely screwing up all logic in the process, it is no doubt Saints Row IV. I mean, what other game has you start off the game with killing terrorists and climbing on a missile while Aerosmith plays and blowing it up over Washington D.C. and instantly become the president of the United States with Keith David as vice president…. No game does that. And then… there’s the DLC. OH BOY, THE DLC.
Now, I just want to state that I NEVER buy DLC. Believe me, I once bought Majora’s Mask clothing for Super Smash Bros...

Well. Another Christmas, another year of stress, later leading to total bankruptcy because of the expensive PS4 you bought for your children, and you’ll be forced to starve while your parents work multiple jobs just to get by. What a magical time of year. So, naturally, whenever this time of year comes up, I play every video game I can find and look over at all of the Christmas themed levels in it. Weather it is a huge mound of Christmas with lights and ribbons, or if it’s a small mound of snow, Christmas is always a nice thing to see in video games. So, today, I want to share with you...

You know, I made quite a lot of fans on Fanpop…… So lets lose every single last one of them in one fail swoop. Now, there are a lot of fandoms. Sure, a lot of people look at them as terrible and annoying idiots that are lost in their own little world, but, they aren’t nothing compared to the worst fandoms ever. Now, if you are a fan to these things, I am not saying that you are a terrible person, or an annoying person. I am just talking about those more hardcore fans who will defend their opinion like it’s a goddamn fort. Now, with that said, let’s start the list.

#5: Anime - Now,...

I was in the darkness again. I couldn’t see anything. Every night, I would come here, unsure of where I am. Suddenly, I saw it. A white house. It was two stories tall, with a walkway that stretched for what felt like eternity. The windows were curved, all of them having red curtains. But, what stood out was the white door with the black doorknob. Why was this hear. It looked threatening, but at the same time, it seduced me, tempting me, wanting me to turn it and open the door. I slowly reached toward it. The distance of my hand the the doorknob slowly decreasing. I finally placed my hand...

Applejack was walking around Ponyville. All the ponies were having a wonderful time, and the weather was like a summer day in August. It was wonderful.

Applejack: Twilight, what's up?
Twilight: Man I still sound like a black man, but things are alright.
Applejack: do you know when Celestia will let you become a princess again?
Twilight: I have to cast a spell that can fix broken windows. Do you have any?
Applejack: Maybe, you can go check in the attic in my barn.
Twilight: Thanks man.

Twilight went to Sweet Apple Acres, and checked where Applejack told her to. Just then Rainbow Dash...

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St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy show that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank you everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank you very much....

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Sean: *Slowly pushing a DJ stereo down the tracks*
Passengers: *Headbanging while doing a rock sign with their fingers*
Ian: What have you done to my passengers?!
Sean: Gave them some enjoyable music.
Kevin & Liam: *Headbanging*
Stylo: Who's hosting?!
Blossom: I am. We have back to back episodes for The Real Powerpuff Girls, then at 8:30, we'll show an episode from Ponies On The Rails, and Trainz.

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People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*
Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, you finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, you...

I was really not looking forward to this game. Drake of the 99 Dragons is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… more so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published by Majesco and developed by Idol FX, Drake of the 99 Dragons was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with Drake of the 99 Dragons getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being Drake of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....

Dragon Ball Z, a show from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a show that had stylish animation and art to it, insane battles, and a show where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published by Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed by Tose Software, who has made...

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Sean: Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will not be here next Friday since that is the first Saturday of the month of July, but we will see you on the 13th. And now, here's The Seven-Ups.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Seven Ups

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
Other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer*
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
Stallion: *Carrying a vase as he walks downstairs*
Buddy: *Looks...

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