great Scott! I never knew she loved me that much!

this is why BIrdo loves me:

1 I've been her friend for a long time
2 I'm Handsome (I don't think I'm handsome)
3 She thinks i'm cute (Ok, that's real)
4 I always give the best to her so she thinks I love her so she loves me (only because i'm a nice Yoshi)
5 SHE WANT'S MY KISSES!?! (she want's to kiss me basically because she want's me to love her too)


this is why i like birdo as friend bot not GF

friends:
1 I've known her for a long time
2 she's my only friend at school
3 we do a lot of stuff together

but not girl friend:
1 she kisses me and I hate kissing It COMPLETELY SUCKS!!!
2 She's not that good looking
3 She spits eggs at me when I don't do something she likes
4 I HATE PINK!


anyway please fill some comments
Yoshi