This was the WORST day of my life...
BIrdo kissed my butt in front of the whole class during my presentation. I said to myself "that's it Birdo, no more mister nice Yoshi". so at lunch time Birdo was planning to take me to the playground but i didn't want to go there. that was when i had my chance, I fell over a rock and that was stupid but i fell on top of birdo. "I HATE YOU!" i said right in her face and walked away..... so the next day I saw birdo wearing boxing gloves. She jumped at me and was about to throw a punch when.... i dodged her lame attack.
that night she phoned my mama to ask if she could sleep over and were the best friends there can be so of coures she said Ok, she's slept over at my house over 100 times! . so that night i was so dead... i have weapons at my house I refuse to hit a girl, or even kill.... so that night we got into the same bed (because my beds huge and we haven't got another bed. so the first thing she did was hug me i was confused at why she was hugging me untill she squeezed me so hard I COULDN'T BREATH!!!
that's when round one starts...
I grabbed my pillow
and smacked her face with it. she got so angry this is what she said:
OK, Yoshi lets fight if I win you date me 5 days in a row + 10 kisses, i said: fine but if i win, you keep away from me for 5 days (It would be a dream having suck face stay away for 5 days!)
Round 1 began BIRDO WAS NOT PLAYING NICE AT ALL!!! holy snap! birdo wouldn't give me a chance of going at her, Iwouldn't hurt a girl but to save my life I punched her so hard, blood came running out of her mouth thats when round 1 is over...
BIrdo kissed my butt in front of the whole class during my presentation. I said to myself "that's it Birdo, no more mister nice Yoshi". so at lunch time Birdo was planning to take me to the playground but i didn't want to go there. that was when i had my chance, I fell over a rock and that was stupid but i fell on top of birdo. "I HATE YOU!" i said right in her face and walked away..... so the next day I saw birdo wearing boxing gloves. She jumped at me and was about to throw a punch when.... i dodged her lame attack.
that night she phoned my mama to ask if she could sleep over and were the best friends there can be so of coures she said Ok, she's slept over at my house over 100 times! . so that night i was so dead... i have weapons at my house I refuse to hit a girl, or even kill.... so that night we got into the same bed (because my beds huge and we haven't got another bed. so the first thing she did was hug me i was confused at why she was hugging me untill she squeezed me so hard I COULDN'T BREATH!!!
that's when round one starts...
I grabbed my pillow
and smacked her face with it. she got so angry this is what she said:
OK, Yoshi lets fight if I win you date me 5 days in a row + 10 kisses, i said: fine but if i win, you keep away from me for 5 days (It would be a dream having suck face stay away for 5 days!)
Round 1 began BIRDO WAS NOT PLAYING NICE AT ALL!!! holy snap! birdo wouldn't give me a chance of going at her, Iwouldn't hurt a girl but to save my life I punched her so hard, blood came running out of her mouth thats when round 1 is over...
