Okay, sorry for the wait.
Warnings for extreme MLP: FIM references and partial bashing. I am a pegasister. I felt as if I needed to put the show in at some point.
Haters gonna hate. :3
Fang was ready to scream, but two things kept him from doing that. One, Fang didn’t scream. He yelped, or gasped, and on some occasions even spoke louder than normal, but he never screamed. The second reason was that he still had a piece of tape over his mouth, and he couldn’t rip it off due to the fact his hands were tied behind his back with a piece of titanium steel rope.
The reason he was prepared to scream was because he didn’t once understand why on earth someone had invented this stupid show. It made absolutely no sense. Horses didn’t talk, unicorns and pegasi weren’t real, and even if they were, why was a unicorn/pegasus mix called an alicorn? And the main characters had so many problems. The purple one, Twilight or something, was a total nerd, Rainbow Dash was over-proud, and Pinkie was just insane.
But the reason he was complaining about it so much was that, and he would never, ever, admit this... he might have begun to enjoy it. After he had watched that episode ‘The Last Roundup,’ he’d found himself intrigued by the character called ‘Derpy Hooves.’ Delta, who seemed to be a goddamn mind reader for some reason, had simply stated after the episode was over that Derpy was actually in every episode. Then the stupid brat had restarted the entire damn series, from episode 1, season 1.
So here he was, tied up against his will with a four-year-old sitting on his shoulders and tugging on his hair to keep him awake, watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It seemed kind of like a ‘Where’s Waldo’ except it was ‘Where’s Derpy’ for him.
What the fuck is wrong with me... he thought after realizing what the hell he was doing, and instantly stopped paying attention. Delta noticed the sudden change, and shut the T.V. off to his surprise. She stood in front of him, grinning, until he shifted uncomfortably. She grinned wider and skipped off, leaving him there, confused. It wasn’t until she came back with a small cupcake when he knew something was up. She ripped the piece of tape off his mouth and presented it to him. “Eat!” she commanded.
“I can’t use my--mmfgh!” he growled as he received a face full of cream cheese frosting. He glared at the small girl, laughing insanely, then threw a couple of smoke bombs down the hall.
~/:::::\~
Aisling was running circles around him, literally. The girl was so hyped on sugar she couldn’t even stop moving once, and if she tried she only started again in less than a second. Hayden was getting dizzy, but she’d insisted he followed her, so he stupidly did, if only to please her until she was calm once more.
She led him into a large, empty room, with nothing but white tiles and iron showerheads. “Why are we in the showers?”
“Because!” she screamed as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “You smell!”
He looked at her strangely, but opened his mouth. “No, don’t--”
She squealed with laughter, and turned the valves, raining thin sheets of water on the both of them. He was becoming drenched by the second, but he turned it off as soon as possible, only to find her gone.
“Aisling?” he questioned, and began to freak out. He didn’t notice the vent cover was opened to his right, and he sped out of the room. Aisling giggled and kicked the thin metal, making a resounding sound throughout the cave.
~/:::::\~
Fin wiped her nose, sniffling weakly, when she heard Aisling’s pounding. A small grin appeared on her face. “Eric?” she whispered softly.
He turned around to face her, and she sneezed again, which tugged at her restraints. Eric had discovered that when she sneezed, she wouldn’t just sneeze fire, she’d fly ten feet up in the air, and then not be able to get down. So he’d tied her down.
Now he looked at her and she just looked so pleading, so innocent, like she hadn’t tried to destroy the entire cave not five minutes ago. “Can I please be let go?”
He shook his head slowly. “I’m sorry, but no...”
“Please?”
Her lower lip protruded and her eyes seemed to water, widening to an incredibly large size. She was so devious, so evil, so-- so damn adorable...
~/:::::\~
Eric walked out of the infirmary five minutes later with Fin giggling quietly in his arms, sniffling every couple of seconds and sneezing into her elbow. Fang, who was struggling with his bonds still, glanced up. “Man, get that thing away from me!”
The ‘thing’ in question jumped out of Eric’s arms and undid Fang’s bonds. The avian teen glanced down at her, confused. “Thanks?”
She sneezed in response, and Eric instantly dashed over to grab her before she went too far in the air. Fang watched curiously as Fin was set down on the ground, and she stumbled around, giggling. “Why isn’t she restrained? To keep her grounded?”
Eric twitched slightly, and muttered something that sounded like, "Damn weapon...should be illegal... so cute... so blue... damn eyes."
Fang said nothing. Hayden rushed into the room like a crazed maniac. “I lost Aisling!!!”
“Well, Delta disappeared too.”
“Where’s Fin?”
The three teens glanced around the room when they realized they’d just lost three toddlers who were extremely skilled and potentially dangerous when they heard the zeta tubes go off. They rushed into the main hall to watch the three girls grinning widely, Fin waving sweetly as they disappeared in the particle beam.
Eric was frozen. “We are so screwed.”
~/:::::\~
Meanwhile, in the Watchtower....
Aquaman walked up to the monitors, holding a peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwich that he’d made for Flash, when he noticed the zeta beams in the cave had just recently been used. “Batman?” he called.
The man walked up, glancing up at the screen. “Shouldn’t we do something?” Odin continued. “It’s two of your wards... and they’re three.”
“Infinity’s four actually,” Bruce corrected. “And no. We’re not doing anything.”
“Why not?”
Batman didn’t reply directly, but if Superman had been in the room, he may or may not have heard, “That girl is going to be the death of my career.”
So if you don't understand...
I'm not planning on explaining it before the end. Too bad! >:D
Warnings for extreme MLP: FIM references and partial bashing. I am a pegasister. I felt as if I needed to put the show in at some point.
Haters gonna hate. :3
Fang was ready to scream, but two things kept him from doing that. One, Fang didn’t scream. He yelped, or gasped, and on some occasions even spoke louder than normal, but he never screamed. The second reason was that he still had a piece of tape over his mouth, and he couldn’t rip it off due to the fact his hands were tied behind his back with a piece of titanium steel rope.
The reason he was prepared to scream was because he didn’t once understand why on earth someone had invented this stupid show. It made absolutely no sense. Horses didn’t talk, unicorns and pegasi weren’t real, and even if they were, why was a unicorn/pegasus mix called an alicorn? And the main characters had so many problems. The purple one, Twilight or something, was a total nerd, Rainbow Dash was over-proud, and Pinkie was just insane.
But the reason he was complaining about it so much was that, and he would never, ever, admit this... he might have begun to enjoy it. After he had watched that episode ‘The Last Roundup,’ he’d found himself intrigued by the character called ‘Derpy Hooves.’ Delta, who seemed to be a goddamn mind reader for some reason, had simply stated after the episode was over that Derpy was actually in every episode. Then the stupid brat had restarted the entire damn series, from episode 1, season 1.
So here he was, tied up against his will with a four-year-old sitting on his shoulders and tugging on his hair to keep him awake, watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It seemed kind of like a ‘Where’s Waldo’ except it was ‘Where’s Derpy’ for him.
What the fuck is wrong with me... he thought after realizing what the hell he was doing, and instantly stopped paying attention. Delta noticed the sudden change, and shut the T.V. off to his surprise. She stood in front of him, grinning, until he shifted uncomfortably. She grinned wider and skipped off, leaving him there, confused. It wasn’t until she came back with a small cupcake when he knew something was up. She ripped the piece of tape off his mouth and presented it to him. “Eat!” she commanded.
“I can’t use my--mmfgh!” he growled as he received a face full of cream cheese frosting. He glared at the small girl, laughing insanely, then threw a couple of smoke bombs down the hall.
~/:::::\~
Aisling was running circles around him, literally. The girl was so hyped on sugar she couldn’t even stop moving once, and if she tried she only started again in less than a second. Hayden was getting dizzy, but she’d insisted he followed her, so he stupidly did, if only to please her until she was calm once more.
She led him into a large, empty room, with nothing but white tiles and iron showerheads. “Why are we in the showers?”
“Because!” she screamed as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “You smell!”
He looked at her strangely, but opened his mouth. “No, don’t--”
She squealed with laughter, and turned the valves, raining thin sheets of water on the both of them. He was becoming drenched by the second, but he turned it off as soon as possible, only to find her gone.
“Aisling?” he questioned, and began to freak out. He didn’t notice the vent cover was opened to his right, and he sped out of the room. Aisling giggled and kicked the thin metal, making a resounding sound throughout the cave.
~/:::::\~
Fin wiped her nose, sniffling weakly, when she heard Aisling’s pounding. A small grin appeared on her face. “Eric?” she whispered softly.
He turned around to face her, and she sneezed again, which tugged at her restraints. Eric had discovered that when she sneezed, she wouldn’t just sneeze fire, she’d fly ten feet up in the air, and then not be able to get down. So he’d tied her down.
Now he looked at her and she just looked so pleading, so innocent, like she hadn’t tried to destroy the entire cave not five minutes ago. “Can I please be let go?”
He shook his head slowly. “I’m sorry, but no...”
“Please?”
Her lower lip protruded and her eyes seemed to water, widening to an incredibly large size. She was so devious, so evil, so-- so damn adorable...
~/:::::\~
Eric walked out of the infirmary five minutes later with Fin giggling quietly in his arms, sniffling every couple of seconds and sneezing into her elbow. Fang, who was struggling with his bonds still, glanced up. “Man, get that thing away from me!”
The ‘thing’ in question jumped out of Eric’s arms and undid Fang’s bonds. The avian teen glanced down at her, confused. “Thanks?”
She sneezed in response, and Eric instantly dashed over to grab her before she went too far in the air. Fang watched curiously as Fin was set down on the ground, and she stumbled around, giggling. “Why isn’t she restrained? To keep her grounded?”
Eric twitched slightly, and muttered something that sounded like, "Damn weapon...should be illegal... so cute... so blue... damn eyes."
Fang said nothing. Hayden rushed into the room like a crazed maniac. “I lost Aisling!!!”
“Well, Delta disappeared too.”
“Where’s Fin?”
The three teens glanced around the room when they realized they’d just lost three toddlers who were extremely skilled and potentially dangerous when they heard the zeta tubes go off. They rushed into the main hall to watch the three girls grinning widely, Fin waving sweetly as they disappeared in the particle beam.
Eric was frozen. “We are so screwed.”
~/:::::\~
Meanwhile, in the Watchtower....
Aquaman walked up to the monitors, holding a peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwich that he’d made for Flash, when he noticed the zeta beams in the cave had just recently been used. “Batman?” he called.
The man walked up, glancing up at the screen. “Shouldn’t we do something?” Odin continued. “It’s two of your wards... and they’re three.”
“Infinity’s four actually,” Bruce corrected. “And no. We’re not doing anything.”
“Why not?”
Batman didn’t reply directly, but if Superman had been in the room, he may or may not have heard, “That girl is going to be the death of my career.”
So if you don't understand...
I'm not planning on explaining it before the end. Too bad! >:D
