It was early December 🎄 in the Hall, the Justice Leaguers & the Young Justice Leaguers were having a Christmas 🎅 party & having a great time, they were all chattering away like old friends, it was a beautiful winter’s night 🌃, until the Joker 🃏 & Harley 🃏 noticed that Bruce Wayne & his eldest son 👦, 18 year old Dick & Barry Allen & his nephew Wally were under the mistletoe 🌿…[aka the holly!] but even though some of the couples didn’t want to, it was Christmas 🎅 tradition to kiss 💋 underneath the mistletoe 🌿.
But they were too busy talking 🗨 & flirting 👨‍❤️‍👨 & having an absolute ball to notice the mistletoe 🌿…the villainous couple ran over to the fireplace, Joker 🃏 tapped on Wally & Barry’s shoulders while Harley 🃏 tapped on Dick & Bruce’s shoulders, The 2 couples 👬👬 asked impatiently,”Whaddya want?” Harley 🃏 & Joker 🃏 said in a 🎤 sing-song 🎶 voice,”look who’s underneath the mistletoe 🎋!?” but Dick, Wally, Barry & Bruce were both very confused 😕 & asked,“look who’s underneath the…?”
Harley & Joker pointed up & mouthed,“‘look 👀 up 👆!’” Dick, Bruce, Barry & Wally looked upward 👆 & saw the mistletoe 🎋 hanging just above their heads 🗣, they looked at each other & said,”uh oh!” they knew that they had to kiss 💋, the 2 boys & men blushed 😊 bright RED 🍎 in embarrassment: Harley 🀄 & Joker 🃏 whispered,”BTW, ya welcome!” the 2 boys & 2 men gulped hard & looked at each other nervously, but Dick & Bruce admitted that they had never kissed a boy 👦 or a man 👨 before in all their lives, Barry & Wally also admitted that they had also never kissed a boy 👦 or man 👨 in their lives!
but they wondered what the kiss 💋 would be like: but nervously they thought, this will not 👎 end well! But Diana saw that Bruce, Dick, Wally & Barry were nervous 💗 & told everyone to encourage them to kiss 💋, they chanted,”Kiss 💋 them! Kiss 💋 them! Kiss 💋 them! Kiss 💋 them!” then they kissed & the Justice Leaguers & the Young Justice Leaguers said,”AWWWWWWWW!” but as the 2 boys 👬 & men 👬 kissed…their skin erupted into many teeny tiny little goosebumps.
Suddenly, as the boys 👬 & men 👬 parted their lips 💋, they felt something strange inside…they felt their chests…their hearts ♥ were beating 💓 unbelievably fast, they looked into 2 hand ✋ mirror & saw that their cheeks were bright RED with embarrassment ☺, they were so embarrassed 😳, just then, Dick’s 3 ☘ brothers were talking to each other, until his 2nd 🥈 oldest brother Jason saw Bruce, Barry, Dick & Wally underneath the mistletoe 🎋: they were kissing 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨, then Jason…[or Jay-Jay as his oldest brother 🧑 called him.] stared at Bruce, Barry, Dick & Wally as they kissed 💋.
Dick & Jason’s 2 youngest brothers, Tim & Damian were talking to their 2nd 🥈 oldest brother until they noticed that Jason was staring at something, but when they look 👀 the direction where Jason’s gaze met, then they saw that their oldest brother Dick & their father, Bruce with their best friends Wallace Rudolf Allen-West & Barry Allen-West underneath the mistletoe 🎋.
but what they saw shock 😲 them…their oldest brother & their dearly beloved father were kissing 💋 Barry & Wally! It wasn’t possible: how could this be so!? They ran over to the 2 boys 👬 & men 👬 & separated them, Jason said,”whoa, this can’t 🚫 happen!” but Dick said in a gentle voice,”Jay-Jay…it’s all right, everyone’s encouraged us to kiss 💋 underneath the mistletoe 🎋 & we don’t wanna let ‘em down 👇…do we?” Jason looked at everyone, even the niece 👧 & nephew 🧑 of Oliver 🍛 Queen 👑, Artemis 🤾‍♂️ Crock & Roy 🎎 Harper 🎍 Queen 👑, Everyone had sad 😢 looks on their faces, then the 3 ☘ brothers 👨‍👨‍👦 looked back at their oldest brother 👦 & knew 🎓 he was right 👉.
they saw 👁 that Bruce, Barry, Dick & Wally had sad 😢 looks on their faces: they looked at each other & knew that their brother 👦 & Wally were right, so they said,”you 2 🕑 are right, carry on!” They moved out of the way, watched the 2 🕑 boys 👬 & men 👬 & said,”AWWW!” along with everyone else & the 3 brothers smile 😊 sweetly 😁 as they watched Bruce & Barry & Dick & Wally kiss.
oh, it was so sweet 🍬 & impossible 🙅‍♀️ to resist, but they were very glad that Dick & Bruce had fallen hard for Barry & Wallace Rudolf Allen-West!
They fell deeply & passionately in love 💘, Dick & Wally became love 💘 birds 🐦 & were inseparable: but even if they were miles apart, they would find each other 👨‍❤️‍👨, they always thought 💭 about each other & dreamt 🗨 of nothing but of his lover 💘, but when they were together 👬, they thought 💭 of nothing but pleasing 🙏 each other, It was so sweet 🍬 whenever the 2 played 🎮 together, they were such a sweet 🍬 young 🧒 couple 💑, Ah me, young 🧒 love 💘, it’s such a beautiful ✨ thing to have: but Dick Richard John Grayson Wayne & Wallace Rudolph Bartholomew Allen West were the happiest 😃 couple you ever did see…they were together 💑 for the best 👍 of times ⌚ & the worst 👎 of times ⌚.
Dick & Wally were so cute 😊 together, but very soon, Wally’s aunt 👩 & uncle 🧑 had a fight & Aunt Iris split from Wally’s uncle, Barry Allen, Poor Barry was heartbroken 💔, but he looked on the bright 🌝 side: at least he was free to marry 💑 Bruce now, Bruce comforted 🙂 Barry after the split, but Bruce & Barry had also fallen deeply & passionately in love 💘 with each other 👨‍❤️‍👨.
so while Dick & Wally were dating, they started to date 📅 as well & soon enough, Bruce, Barry, Dick & Wally were the 2 🕑 happiest 😊 couples 👬 👬 that you ever did see 🙈, But very soon…in the springtime 🌸🌺🌷🌴🌳🌼🌻🌹🏵🌸, everyone in the Justice League & the Team rejoiced when Bruce, Dick, Barry & Wally were married 💍 & they had a double ➿ 👰 👰 wedding, they were very happy to be together 💑 at the wedding 💒 reception 📶, they danced 💃 until their feet 🐾 hurt 🤕, then finally, it was time to head to the Hall…but before ⏮ they left 👈 for home 🏠, the 2 🕑 couples 👬 👬 threw their bouquets 💐 💐 to see 🙈 who was next to be married 💑, the 2 🕑 lucky 🍀 couples 👦 who caught the bouquets were Speedy & Jade & Conner & M’Gann!!!!!!!!
Then years later after the double ➿ wedding 💒, there was great joy 😂 again when Dick, Wally, Bruce & Barry had discovered that they were pregnant 🤰: when the other Justice Leaguers & Young Justice Leaguers found out…they were overjoyed at this news, for they had long awaited for this wonderful day to come, but they were so excited for the baby 👶 boys 👬 or girls 👭 to be born.
They were very bubbly & excited 😃 that were having a baby 👶 or babies 👶👶👶: oh how they wished for 👬 or maybe quadruplets 👬👬 or septuplets 👬👬👬👬, even though they had emotional 😭 breakdowns sometimes & the occasional craving 😋 since they had gotten pregnant 🤰, they supposed that the baby 👶 was hungry 🍽 & thirsty 🥛 all the time.
but that evening at dinner 🍽 140 months later, Bruce Dick Wally & Barry felt a pain 😦 in their lower 👇 abdomen, they looked 👁 down & said when they saw the big puddle of water 💦 under their legs,“uh oh!” they knew that the puddle of water 💦 underneath their legs meant only one thing & 1 thing only. the babies 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶 were coming! They nudged their friends & family 👪, pointed down 👇 to the puddle of water 💦 & told them,”the babies 👶👶👶👶👶 are coming!” The Justice Leaguers & the Team panicked, they grabbed Bruce, Dick, Wally & Barry, packed their hospital 🏥 bags 🛍 & got them to the hospital 🏥 just in time, they went into labor…Bruce gave birth to a healthy baby 👶 boy 👦 & a healthy baby girl 👧: twins 👫! he named his baby 👶 boy 👦 Willy & his baby 👶 girl 👧 Willa.
But from 3 🕒 rooms down to the right 👉, he heard Dick, Wally & Barry’s blood-curdling screams 😫! Then Wally gave birth to quadruplets 👶👶👶👶…4 🍀 babies 👶👶👶👶 at the same time, Wally named his 2 baby 👶 girls 👭 JoJo & Coco & he named his 2 🕑 baby 👶 boys 👬 Maui & HeiHei, Barry gave birth to quintuplets 👶👶👶👶👶👶, he named his 5 🕔 baby 👶 boys 👦 Roxas, [after a friend from Kingdom Hearts!] Liam, Tomolie, Aijeni & Iainai & he named his 4 🍀 daughters, Talua, Moana, Leilani & Lajuana, but from one room down Dick gave birth to triplets 👶👶👶, he named his firstborn son 👦 Hayden & his daughter 👩 & Hayden’s twin sister 👧 Aurora & he also named his youngest daughter 👧 Liana.
The Justice Leaguers & the Young Justice Leaguers came into their 4 🍀 best friends’ room in groups, then they rejoiced when Bruce, Dick, Barry & Wally were released from the hospital 🏥 days 🌤 later, it was relief 😌 to see them home safe 🎰 & sound 🔈 …they hoped that the babies 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶 were as cute as they had hoped that they would be, then later, the 4 🍀 of them came in & they all greeted 👋 them eagerly 😁, they were happy 😊 to be home: but they were happy 😊 to see the new 🆕 babies 👶👶👶👶 who were fast asleep.
They were so adorable, Superboy was extra gentle with Dick’s son 👦 baby 👶 Hayden, M’Gann was kissing 💋 Hayden’s twin sister 👧, Aurora & Kaldur was playing with Dick’s youngest daughter 👧, baby Liana…but just then, Jason Tim & Damian came into the room & asked,”what on Earth 🌐 is goin’ on?” just then Dick, Bruce, Barry & Wally said that they were all playing 🎴 with their babies 👶👶.
but raising an eyebrow, they asked,”babies 👶👶?” the 2 boys & men showed his 3 brothers their babies, they were shocked when they saw that they had babies in their hands, playing with them…they wished to hold the babies, they asked their brother, father, father-in-law & brother-in-law if they could hold the babies.
Damian held baby JoJo gently as if she were a piece of glass that would break at any minute, the 2 boys & 2 men seemed to be happy & content with their babies, but years passed, the babies made life in the Hall of Justice hectic, but they were satisfied at how they were living their lives, they felt blessed to have 18 babies in their lives, the 2 boys & the 2 men were content, until many years later, they fell sick. Very sick.
They were running out of time & they looked for Princess Rapunzel & her husband, Eugene Fitzherbert to tell the golden haired girl that she had a job to do, finally, Roy & his cousin, Artemis reached the city of Corona, the guards welcomed the 2 archers, but they told the guards why they had come to their city & requested to see the King, the Queen, the Prince & the Princess immediately, when they found the King, the Queen, the Prince & the Princess of Corona, the archers told them that their best friends Bruce, Dick, Barry & Wally were dying from illness, the King looked at the Queen & said that his daughter & her husband would go with them back to Gotham & Mount Justice.
But Poor Rapunzel & Eugene were very worried about Bruce, Dick, Wally & Barry for they had known them for as long as they could remember, they were their great allies & friends & feeling concerned for them, they knew that they just had to save their friends & allies…finally after many days, they came to Mount Justice & when they entered the room of Dick, Wally, Bruce & Barry, the Justice Leaguers & the Young Justice Leaguers welcomed the Prince & Princess eagerly to their home, but when they saw their best friends’ condition, they were very upset to see them so sick.
But seeing them breathe so shallow breaths broke their hearts, they knew that they had to save their friends, they hurried over to the 4 superheroes’ bedside, the Princess sprang into action: she knew that she had to save them before it was too late! then Rapunzel wrapped her magical golden hair around her 4 ailing friends & she sang her healing song & once she was done singing, she & Eugene desperately hoped that it worked…at first, nothing happened, then the Justice Leaguers & the Team thinking that it was too late, bowed their heads in respect for their 4 friends.
But or was it? it wasn’t too late…See them move, they were alive: Thank goodness! they looked up & the Young Justice Leaguers were very happy that their friends were okay, seeing their old friends smile…well, let’s just say that it brought warm feelings to her & Eugene’s hearts, it was then that they shed tears of joy when they saw their best friends smile & stroke their hair for the first time in a week, they were alive & that’s all that mattered to them.
They were happy to be back with their families & friends, It was such a great relief to finally be back home, Artemis & Roy were greatly relieved when they heard that Wally, Dick, Barry & Bruce were alive & well, especially happy, they made a grand feast to celebrate the reincarnation of their friends, it was a miracle! but it was wonderful to such great friends rejoin them in the land of the living, but great sorrow came over the other villains & their families when they came over to mourn for the 4 people who were dying, but there was great joy when they heard that Dick, Barry, Bruce & Wally were alive!
They were pleased that their enemies were alive & well, but suddenly, they were all bubbly inside when they heard the news, they were safe & that was all that mattered to them, but they were very concerned for the safety of their enemies, then they vowed to Rapunzel & Eugene that they wouldn’t let the heroes out of their sight for a minute.
This vow greatly pleased the Princess & Prince, the villains asked Dick, Jason, Tim & Damian what their favorite song was, but when the 4 brothers answered that their favorite song was Yo ho yo ho the Pirates’ life for me, they were flabbergasted! But they asked why they liked Yo ho yo ho the Pirates’ life for me was their favorite, so Dick answered,”why? Because we can never get it out of our heads!” Damian said,”if you don’t understand, we’ll sing for you!”
The 5 Grayson Wayne brothers & their father sang the song Yo ho yo ho the Pirates’ life for me, it was the greatest song that they had ever heard in their lives! but Bruce, Dick, Wally & Barry were ever so happy to be home that they danced in great love & joy for their return, it was then that the League, the Grayson Wayne brothers & the Team were so moved by their friends dance that they danced along.
But Bruce & his 4 sons…Dick, Jason, Tim & Damian were by the fire on such a dismal day, it was such a relief to be by the fire on this cold winter day, they were freezing cold, the poor things! But just then, the Team & the Justice League came over for a visit, they were invited inside, given blankets & hot chocolate to keep warm.