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Production on Dinosaur Disease, a comedy-adventure-fantasy film, had just begun on the 23rd of April 2011. The dinosaur wranglers had the dinosaurs shipped to the studio via an order from ACME, the set construction staff was piecing together the dinosaur jungle, the prop guys were gathering the props, and the directors were constantly bossing some of the crew around.

Director #1: [to a prop guy] Hey you! Don't just slouch there like a slacker, keep moving!

We see the dinosaurs being gathered into the filming set by an ACME truck.

Truck Driver: Well, your dinosaurs are ready! But first, sign here. [pulls out a signature form]
Dinosaur Wrangler: [signs the form] Thank you. [the truck drives away; he looks at a concavenator in it's cage] Well aren't you a good dinosaur?
Director #2: Everyone! Shooting begins in thirty seconds!
Dinosaur Wrangler: Okay little fella. [unlocks the dinosaur's cage] Just gonna unlock the cage and you'll-

But no sooner than the wrangler did the concavenator madly busted out of the cage, crushing it's owner like a pancake in the process. What it did next was bite onto the props and shook them around like a violent Doberman, sliced the sets with it's claws, and roared at everyone before running off like a maniac. The directors were distressed.

Director #1: Our concavenator! It escaped!
Director #2: That sure is one mad dino. We can't have Dinosaur Disease without a concavenator! Our film is ruined!
Director #1: I guess we'll have to hire someone to retrieve that wild reptile. And I know someone...

We go to a shot of the studio's famous water tower, which had a yellow base, a red roof and scaffolding, and the gorgeous Warner shield on it. Cut to a view of a red telephone on a small table, which rang and rang until a black arm wearing a white glove went into view and answered. It spoke in a familiar, talkative voice.

Voice: Warner residence, how may I help you? Okay. Yes, mm-hmm. Right, we'll be right there! [puts the phone back]

Back to the filming set, one of the directors is pacing around in a circle until three, toon-like figures showed up. They were revealed to be the Warner siblings, Yakko, Wakko and Dot.

Director #1: Oh Yakko, thank goodness you and your sibs are here!
Wakko: So, can you show us the location of the dinosaur?
Director #2: Take a look at the news podcast.

The report showing on the podcast showed the concavenator running maniacally in the desert, eating some cacti and clawing at the road with it's feet. The text below it said "UNBELIEVABLE!!! Live Concavenator Caught on Camera in the Desert!".

Dot: [rubbing her chin] Okay, the concavenator seems to be adapting to it's new habitat.
Yakko: We'll hitch a super fast ACME cab and go there as soon as possible. [whistles to something offscreen]

And, typical in saturday-morning toons, a taxi zipped into the scene as the Warners climbed in, and speeded away.

Director #1: [waving] Good luck, Warners!

A few minutes later, the cab arrived in the middle of the desert. Yakko, Wakko and Dot dismounted the taxi as the middle sibling pulled out some money from his gaggy bag and gave the driver his pay. The vehicle then took off, leaving the three siblings in the desert.

Yakko: Well, here we are sibs! The beautiful, yet hot-looking desert. Should be where the darn reptile is hiding.
Wakko: Oh come on. What would we expect, have it run into the scene and knock us into the air?

Wakko's prediction surprisingly came true, as the concavenator dashed into the "puppy" children at hot speed, propelling the trio 3-feet from the ground. A second later, they fell back down to the ground face-flat, and saw their dino, roaring at them like a hungry lion.

Yakko: Well sibs, I think this is the best time to GO AFTER IT!!!!! [chases the dinosaur, followed by Wakko and Dot]

The Warners were now in hot pursuit of the angry reptilian, who kept screeching in their faces. Wakko took out a lasso from his gaggy bag and captured the fast runner successfully, but the dino still ran and dragged the middle sib into a frenzy until finally making him hit a cliff wall. As the dinosaur ran back to Yakko and Dot, the cute little sister stretched out her leg, expecting to trip the monstrous creature. Instead, it crushed her leg and went on it's running insanity as Dot is left howling in sheer pain and holding her pancake-flat leg. The dinosaur ran up to Yakko and, as it roared at the shirtless toon, Yakko tried to tame it.

Yakko: [pulls out a bone from his pants] Hey, ya want this bone? I'm sure it's very crunchy for you! You'll have no trouble crushing this into pieces thanks to your strong teeth!

However, the beast just roared at him and ran off. Yakko put the bone back in his slacks as his sibs returned to him.

Dot: What happened?
Wakko: Did you get the dinosaur?
Yakko: Nope.
Wakko: Oh, that's sad.
Dot: Well, why don't you just capture it?
Yakko: But what if I fail.
Wakko: Oh, you'll just have to try again until you have that raging reptile!
Yakko: Thanks, Wakko! [close up of his face] And I know a plan...

Fade to the next scene; we see a steak on a plate. We later zoom out to see it is the bait in a dinosaur-sized box trap with a long and thick stick holding it up. The stick has a string tied to it which, when pulled, will shove the stick away and make the box fall and trap the concavenator. Yakko walks into the scene.

Yakko: Alright sibs, let me demonstrate this trap. No words for explaining 'cause I already know what it is. [pulls the string and the stick, making the box fall down]
Wakko and Dot: [clapping] Woo!
Yakko: But for now, let's reset the trap for the dinosaur.

Yakko lifted the giant box up and held it into it's open place with the stick, then, grabbing onto the stick's string, he and his sibs ran out and hid behind a rock.

Yakko: Now we wait.
Dot: [hears chewing] Or maybe not, I hear something. I bet it's the dino!
Yakko: Alright then, now! [pulls the string]

Yakko heard the noise of the box and ran to it as his siblings followed him, expecting it to be the dinosaur. However, when he opened the box, instead, he found a baby cougar nibbling on the steak. The feline looked at Yakko and meowed at him.

Yakko: Wha- what are you doing here!?!? [sighs] Okay little fella, you're free to go! [pushes the cougar cub away and it runs off] Now, on to Plan B!

Next scene; the Warners are on top of a cliff with a boulder.

Yakko: Okay sibs, this it how it works. When the dino runs below us, we push this massive rock to make it fall on it's big head and knock it silly!
Wakko: Uh, gee Yakko. Doesn't that mean killing the dinosaur?
Yakko: Keep your mouth shut, Wakko. Besides, our world is a cartoon! Everyone in our world can survive, even dinosaurs!

However, a loud roar from behind them startled them into mid-air and off the cliff. It was the concavenator, who had unexpectedly ran up behind the "puppy" children. The Warners stayed in the air for three seconds until finally falling down the cliff with an offscreen crash. The dino turned around and ran away, slapping the boulder off the cliff with it's tail. To the cliff's bottom, we see that only Yakko had crashed into the ground; his sibs glided down to safety with Wakko's gaggy bag.

Yakko: [weakly; standing up] Well, let's just move on to Plan C!

Yakko then heard a slide-whistle-esque noise and looked up to see the giant boulder, falling towards the toon.

Yakko: [to Wakko] But first, give me an umbrella.

Wakko did as told, reaching out an umbrella from his gaggy bag and handing it to his older brother. Yakko folded the umbrella open and held it over his head as the boulder fell on and squashed him.

Dot: Oooohhhhh! That's gonna leave a mark! [to the reader] Lucky for him, my brother's a toon.

Plan C; Yakko had put several dynamite in the middle of the road, wired to the detonator he is holding. He covered the dynamite with dirt so as to hide the TNT. Placed on top of the dirt was a chicken leg, bait for the dinosaur.

Yakko: [giggles] Once the concavenator stops to eat this delicious turkey leg, he won't know what is gonna go kaboom!
Dot: Uhhh... I-
Yakko: [shuts Dot's mouth] Ah shut up! Our world is a cartoon, remember?
Dot: [muffled] Yes?
Yakko: [releases Dot's mouth] Okay then. Look!

Right on time; the concavenator speeded into the scene and quickly halted to see the chicken leg. Without thinking twice, it quickly settled on it's lunch. Yakko saw this as the perfect opportunity to stun the dino, so he pushed down on the plunger... only for the detonator to explode on him, Wakko and Dot instead. The concavenator heard the big boom and ran away, having finished it's lunch.

Next scene, Yakko is sitting on a rock, disappointingly muttering to himself. Wakko walked in.

Wakko: Are you okay, Yakko?
Yakko: No. Each time I try to stun or capture the monster, it always blows up in my face! Well, we've just gotta accept the fact that the production of Dinosaur Disease is ruined!
Dot: [walks up to her brother] Well, Yakko, how about you try a different method of capturing that furious stomper! Like you capture it by hand!

Dot's sentence suddenly lit up her brother's spirit. He heard the advice of his sister and formed a new plan in his mind.

Next scene; the dinosaur is screeching from a distance. the Warners hide behind a rock. Next to them was an ACME Concavenator Costume.

Dot: Okay big brother, you can do this. The production of Dinosaur Disease depends on you!
Yakko: Right you are, sis! [puts on the dinosaur costume, then runs to the concavenator]

Yakko approached the concavenator, catching it's attention. He then began to "roar" to the sky, as the dinosaur roared in sync with him. Yakko got closer to the dinosaur and rubbed his costume's snout on it's cheek. As he did that, he removed his disguise and grasped onto the dinosaur's tail, which made the dinosaur run off in a frenzy.

Wakko and Dot: Yakko! [leap from the rock they are hiding and run]

The younger siblings followed the mad dino with their brother on it. It ran through a pile of tumbleweeds, covering both it and it's capturer in them. They ran towards an old, fragile bridge and as they passed it, the planks collapsed, leaving Wakko and Dot behind. Luckily, Dot grabbed a propeller from her brother's gaggy bag, put it on his nose, hopped onto him, and pulled his tail to make him fly across the collapsed bridge like an airplane, with his arms stretched out. Once they passed the other side, Dot leaped off of Wakko and continued pursuing the dino, where it was about to run off a cliff with Yakko!

Dot: [running] Yakko! Watch out for that cliff!

Unfortunately, Yakko could not hear his sister since he was a far distance from her.

Yakko: What!?!? What are you saying!?!?

An annoyed Dot grabbed an ACME Super-Duper Loud Megaphone from Wakko's gaggy bag and shouted through it.

Dot: WATCH OUT FOR THE CLIFF!!!!!!!!!

This time, Yakko could hear his little sister now and looked in front of him to see the cliff that he and the concavenator were about to fall off. They ran off the cliff and into thin air, where Yakko looked down to see how high the cliff was. YIKES! It was very, very high, even higher than a skyscraper. As his ears and snout drooped, Yakko waved to the viewer before he and the dinosaur got caught by gravity.

Dot: [looking down] Yakko!

From a high bird's-eye view of the canyon, we see Yakko and the screeching creature plummeting down, getting smaller and smaller as they fell further, until finally busting into the ground in a mess of smoke.

Wakko: No!

He and his sister Dot then slowly climbed down the cliff. It would take a few hours, just because of how high it is. When they finally reached the bottom, they saw a giant hole in the ground which their brother and the concavenator made upon the impact. They could see little particles of dust floating out from the hole. Dot approached the hole and peeked into it.

Dot: Yakko! Are you okay?
Wakko: Well, since our world is a cartoon, I'm sure he'll be totally okay.

Just then, Yakko lifted an arm up and put it on the ground, doing the same with his other. He then emerged his body up, panting.

Yakko: [panting] I'm okay. But, where's the dinosaur?

Suddenly, a monster truck with a giant wagon on it's back drove in. A door from the vehicle then opened and a man jumped down. He was a brunette, had a long chin, a goatee, sunglasses, golden teeth, an orange shirt, and a dark gray jacket. He lifted his shades as the "puppy" children looked at him, slack-jawed.

Dot: Who- who are you? For once, I didn't say my brothers' catchphrases when I saw you.
Man: The name's Barry Louis. Have 'ya got a concavenator that I should return to the Warner Bros. studio?
Yakko: [helping himself out of the hole] Ehhhhh..... we have one, right in this hole. I can't tell if it's alive or dead, even though our universe is a cartoon.

Then what took the amazement out of the Warners happened: the concavenator rose up from the hole, still alive and healthy, and once it saw Barry, it gave out a happy screech and ran to him, licking the man like a reptilian canine.

Barry: [giggling] Well, good boy!
Dot: [confused] I- I thought that dinosaur was a very violent monster who claws at stuff, roars into our faces and plays with props like an angry mutt!
Barry: Nah, Dot. He's only angry because he wants to see me. He's just misunderstood. Now Pal, let's get back to the studio in time for filming of Dinosaur Disease!

Barry boarded his truck as his dino pet climbed onto the truck's wagon. Barry signaled Yakko, Wakko and Dot to come in the truck, while Pal, the name of the concavenator, roared with delight. The truck then drove off into the distance.

Meanwhile, back at Warner Bros. Studios, the directors were still waiting for the return of the dinosaur important to the film.

Director #1: [nervously] What if they don't come back? And what if the dinosaur isn't returned?
Director #2 :We're doomed, I tell 'ya. [grabs the other director by his jacket] DOOMED!!!!

A screeching sound is heard, catching the attention of both directors. It was Barry Louis' monster truck, Pal on the wagon. Barry, Yakko, Wakko and Dot leaped off of the truck.

Barry: Don't worry, folks. I've got Pal back here!
Pal: [roars happily]
Director #1: Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! How can we ever repay you, Barry Louis?
Barry: Well, I know a great part to play in the film...

6 Years Later...

Go to a view of the ACME Cinema at nighttime, with the new movie's title shown on the flashing marquee. Inside, all the people who worked on the film, including the Warners, are watching the movie. The film's opening credits credit Barry Louis as the star, before going to the opening scene, which has Louis go to the dinosaur jungle island on a raft.

Director #1: Thank you Yakko, Wakko, Dot and Barry for the return of Pal the concavenator. Right now our film will be a commercial success!
Yakko: Eh sure. I also like this film because it uses real dinosaurs and not animatronics. Thanks to ACME's research of dinosaurs, they were able to revive the dinosaurs. [a loud roar startles him]

The roar came from Pal, who was being fed by his owner popcorn.

Wakko: Well, looks like someone did enjoy his part in the film!

Pal roared cheerfully as the audience laughed and then returned to watching the movie.

The End.