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Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 4

All Together

July 11, 1953

Henrietta is narrating

Although our railroad had a fleet of tugboats that were supposed to help out with the freight, the ponies driving those tugs went for the complete opposite. Sometimes however, they still worked together to get the job done.

I remember one day when Zorran had a job to tow an old tramp steamer north up the hudson river, but accidentally destroyed one of our bridges.

Zorran: *On radio* Zip, can you hear me?
Zip: Yes sir. I'm coming in to assist you.
Zorran: Good. We need to get this thing to the salvage team right away.
Lady: *Driving commuter train passed Zorran*
Bartholomew: *Sees Zorran*
Zorran: *Driving tugboat that is towing tramp steamer* Come on Zip, hurry up!
Zip: I'm going as fast as I can. My boat isn't as fast as yours.
Zorran: *Going faster* Come on! Speed up! Speed up!
Zip: I can't!

Soon, the tramp steamer crashed into the bridge, and it got destroyed again. Thankfully, Lady got the commuter train across the bridge.

Zorran: You bastard, look what you've done.
Zip: I-I didn't mean too. You went too fast.
Zorran: Now we need help getting this bridge fixed. Or maybe...
Zip: What are you thinking about?
Zorran: Sorry Zip, but you have to stay here. *Drives away*
Zip: You can't just leave me here!
Zorran: Sure I can. *Leaves* No trains can get across. It will be just like last week.

Skywalker was taking another commuter southbound to Grand Central, but he saw the bridge was destroyed, and he had to stop.

Skywalker: *Gets out of engine* Zip, what did you do?
Zip: I didn't do this! It was Zorran.
Skywalker: Alright, get the bridge fixed.
Zip: I don't know how!
Skywalker: Great.

Zorran stopped at Peekskill where Captain Zero was waiting.

Zorran: The boat is stuck, but it destroyed part of that bridge.
Captain Zero: Where's Zip?
Zorran: He's with the boat.
Captain Zero: Okay. Get back there, and help him move that boat.
Zorran: Yes sir.

At Croton Harmon, everything was blocked up. With the bridge destroyed, nopony could get their trains across the river.

Skywalker: What do we do?
Master Sword: We fix it like we did earlier.
Bartholomew: Or we could just build over the boat.
Skywalker: That's crazy.
Master Sword: It's so crazy, that it might actually work.
Bartholomew: Alright then. We need more materials to build track over that boat then.
Zip: *Arrives* Wh-what are you doing?
Bartholomew: We're rebuilding our line over that boat.
Zip: That's not a good idea. Zorran, and I need to get that boat to salvage.
Skywalker: What would they want that tramp steamer for? It's rusty, and broken.
Master Sword: We can just build a line over it, and get everything over with.

Zorran had to tie up his tugboat, and refuel it at Oscawanna Island. The fuel truck was on it's way when he saw Ten Cents driving an inspection car on the tracks.

Zorran: Ten Cents? Aren't you supposed to be in Harmon?
Ten Cents: *Stops* No. What are you doing here anyway?
Zorran: I have to refuel my tugboat. I thought you were sent into Manehattan.
Ten Cents: Ha! Wrong again Zorran. *Gets out of inspection car* I was sent north to fix the main line, in Albany.
Zorran: All the way there. Interesting.
Ten Cents: It sure was. I got a gift from this nerdy pony named Nick Gerard, but guess what it is.
Zorran: A calculator?
Ten Cents: Wrong three times in a row. He gave me dynamite.
Zorran: Dynamite?!
Ten Cents: Strange gift, I know. But I guess it'll have to do. *Gets in inspection car, and goes to Harmon*
Zorran: Oh no. If he gets to Harmon, he'll blow that boat up, and the bridge will be able to be fixed.

Later in Harmon.

Lady: *Hammers in spike* That's it. We finished rebuilding the track.
Henrietta: *Looking at track* That looks very bad. You should have removed the boat before rebuilding the track.
Master Sword: Oh it's fine the way it is.
Henrietta: Then please explain to me the poor condition of the track, that was just layed.
Master Sword: Uhm...
Ten Cents: *Arrives* Hey everypony. What happened here?
Henrietta: A boat crashed, and destroyed our bridge, and we have to move it out of the way.
Ten Cents: Leave it to me. *Sets dynamite on boat* Stand back.
Zip: You'll destroy the boat.
Ten Cents: Serves Zorran right for destroying our bridge on purpose.
Zip: But it was by accident.
Ten Cents: Was it? Well, we're still blowing up the boat, but the dynamite won't be enough to sink it.
Zip: Oh thank heavens.
Ten Cents: *Lights fuse*
Zorran: *Arrives* WHOOOOOOOOOA! NONONONONONONONONO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! DEFUSE THE DYNAMITE!!!

But it was too late. The explosion got the boat out of the way, and it was still afloat.

Zorran: Oh. *Sighs* Thank goodness.
Zip: Come on Zorran, let's get this thing to salvage.
Zorran: Um.. Right, let's go.
Bartholomew: Well, we solved this problem.
Ten Cents: And we did it all together.

The End.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was just a normal day in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be safe than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is a speed boat. They get out of the truck to greet Applejack* Well well well, if it isn't Applejack....
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What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So you think you can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: You better believe it.
Toby: And you won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all by myself. You, Tim, and everypony will love it.

---

Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*...
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One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian Pony 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored by Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hey everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are you doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would you tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW YEAR ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I love Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, you finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got more important news.
Tom: Yes. In the previous episode, we...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian Pony 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for a new episode of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored by Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 57

Vacation Story

Date: September 1, 1956
Location: Sherman Hill. Cheyenne, Wyoming

Stylo was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete informs all of his engineers, and fireponies that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 55

Hawkeye's Party

August 25, 1956

At 6:55 AM, most of the ponies were heading to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 54

Nikki Saves The Day

August 21, 1956

One day in Pete's office.

Pete: *Signing papers*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 53

Anthony, And The Important Passenger

August 20, 1956

Hawkeye was sitting with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And introducing the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West, and Meadow West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 52

Welcome To The Southern Pacific

August 15, 1956

If you have...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 51

Frenchies Do Not Like Pizza

August 13, 1956

Night time is very peaceful in Cheyenne. Many stars can be seen in the sky, and most of the time, the only thing you can hear, are some of the trains going through town.

Song:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I said last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick Ass with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes...
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