Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The title of this article clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad movies for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom: Try to enjoy it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Unfrozen
Starring
Annie as Else
Heartsong as Anna
Tom Foolery as himself, and the narrator
Snow Wonder as Laura
Master Sword as Olaf
Pleiades as Blaire
Aina as Jesse
Sean as Sven
Narrator: Everything takes place in this shithole of a town called Arrandale. I think I pronounced it wrong, but who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Elsa this queen of all things was talking to some people on the internet.
Blaire: I'm sad that Laura died.
Jesse: Me too.
Elsa: You know what you should do?
Blaire: What?
Elsa: *Sings* Let it go! Let it go!!!
Jesse: F**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: You are a bad singer.
Anna: *Knocks on the door* Elsa?! *Also starts to sing* Do you want to build a snowman?!
Elsa: F**k off Anna!! I hate you!
Audience: *Cheering, while clapping*
Anna: Okay, bye.
Laura: *Enters the chatroom*
Blaire: Holy shit, that's Laura!
Jesse: No shit Einstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Laura: I'm going to kill you if you get off the internet!
Elsa: *Thinks about something*
Meanwhile outside of the castle.
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Can I please be Rudolph?
Narrator: NO!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: *Runs outside to them* Guys, Elsa is acting strange.
Master Sword: Ah, she'll probably snap out of it soon.
Sean: Did you see her masturbating while singing?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Anna: It's not that. She won't build a snowman with me.
Master Sword: Why would she? She has me.
Inside Elsa's room.
Elsa: *Sending messages to people to get on the internet* I know how to get rid of Laura.
Laura: Yeah right!
Elsa: No one likes watching my movie. So I'm going to get everyone in the world to join this chatroom. Once that's done, I will defeat you, saving them, and forcing them to watch my movie, because of blackmail.
Laura: *Confused, and leaves thechatroom*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Anna: *Runs into the room* Elsa?!
Elsa: My plan failed! Now no one will watch my movie, because it has horrible songs, terrible voice acting, and ridiculous bullshit, and cliches that everyone hates seeing in movies!
Blaire: It's the same story with our movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody ever watched Frozen, or Unfriended ever again. The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
On the next part of this episode.
Double Scoop teaches us things.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 24: Good Job
One day at a school.
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: What the hell are we learning that for?
Double Scoop: Watch your language, and come outside with me.
Outside of the school, Double Scoop set up containers of food to be used as the fish.
Saten Twist: *Watching Double Scoop & Sean*
Sean: *Lays down with a fishing pole* Here fishy fishy. Here fishy fishy.
Saten Twist: *Sees Sean* Huh?! Who's that? *Grabs a Gameboy* Let me consult my character finder. *Sean appears on the screen of his gameboy* Sean?!!?! *Runs toward him* I can't believe I get to hang out with the big boss himself!!! *Laughing like an idiot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Has a chalkboard, and desk set up while wearing glasses*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Concentrating on fishing*
Double Scoop: *Sees Saten Twist. He acts calm at first, but freaks out* HEY SATEN!!! EVERYONE KNOWS FISH SWIM IN SCHOOLS, AND YOU'RE INTERRUPTING CLASS!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: IF I HERE ONE MORE PEEP OUT OF YOU, I'M GONNA CANCEL THE LESSON, AND GO FISHING!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook* Oh why? I had him, and I lost him! Why didn't someone tell me to use the bait?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Runs to a tree, and karate kicks it* I have to learn to speak up!
Double Scoop: Alright class. *Slams the chalkboard as random letters, and numbers appear forming a math problem* LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN SOLVE THIS PROBLEM!!!! YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW MORE THAN A BOX OF BEANS!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Box Of Beans: As a box of beans, I can tell you, the answer is twelve.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everyone: *Freaking out, and eating beans*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean & Saten Twist: *Pause*
Sean: Oh by the way, these beans have spider webs in them.
Saten Twist: *Vomits, and karate kicks another tree* I'm gonna need to catch up!
Sean: Alright, I'm taking over this class! *Makes another complicated math problem with letters* Whoever can solve this problem will graduate!
Saten Twist: Let's see, ten, carry the four, *Talks too fast, and his voice pitch gets higher*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Saten Twist* WROOOOOOOONG!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Math hurts!!
Double Scoop: *Gets angry* THIS IS THE WORST SCHOOL I'VE EVER BEEN TO, AND I FLUNKED OUT OF THEM ALL!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?!!!!? *Gets surrounded by smoke, and sparkles while turning back to normal* a football team.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Watch this! *Kicks a rock into outer space*
Audience: Yeah!! *Clapping*
Sean: I can throw too! *Grabs Double Scoop, and throws him far away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I'd like to try out for the football team, but I can't, because I was told to be captain of the cooking team.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Wanna try my tuna casserole?
Sean: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Cooking hurts!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: *Walks over to Sean* Let's move on to something else before you kill someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Brony of the month, September 2015. The award goes to Candylover246.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Tom: She's a war hero that murdered Drake Bell fans during the Drake Bell war that occured on this club.
Audience: *Cheering, and whistling*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to take a quick break. We will return with Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid by your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's move onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
COLORS OF THE RAINBOW
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE
Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and you will tell me whether or not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are you sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,
CATS AND DOGS
MILK
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A TELEVISION
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take Milk for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't you pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes you are. That is why you are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is Favorite Muppet Character.
Final jeopardy music began to play.
Alex: I'm sure you two know who the muppets are. If you don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* You should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and you didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever said that. Sean, let's see what you wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.
Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the top of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
It was a regular day at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.
Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops his pen, and stands up, bumping the desk, and making all of the paper work fall off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jane: May I help you pick those up?
Captain Parmenter: No thanks Jane, I got it. *Trips, and falls down* Yes Jane, I don't got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Stands up*
Jane: *Picks up the papers* What are all of these for?
Captain Parmenter: We're getting more ammunition for our guns. I have to send these papers to Canterlot so Celestia can stamp them for approval, and send us the ammunition herself.
Jane: Do we really need more gun ammo? Some soldiers like Agarn, Dobbs, and Vanderbilt don't even know how to use one.
Captain Parmenter: Oh they know how to use guns. They're just not good at anything else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Arrives* Hello Jane.
Jane: Howdy Sarge. *Leaves the office*
Sargent O' Rourke: With the Captain's permission, I can take these papers to the post office once you finish signing them.
Captain Parmenter: We have another captain here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: No, you're the only captain here.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, alright then. *Signs one more paper* There we go, I'm done.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Takes the papers, and walks to the post office*
On his way to the post office, O' Rourke met Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: Hey Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they said they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank you Sargent, but-- WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Wild Eagle: *Sees O' Rourke, and Agarn arrive on Humans* Sargent, so honored to see you two arrive again.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came by to see the ammunition you have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told you Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want you to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the next episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning you Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.
Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5
Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: You know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, or terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. You don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
klk321: Dude, we're the only people in this lobby. Why don't we have a race right now?
Fox335: Okay. No weapons. *Mutes klk321* Kadillack, I'm going to set up a race. Where do you want to go?
Kadillack: Pantomonium.
Fox335: Good choice.
Six minutes later
Fox335: *Setting up the rules* Okay, it's just the three of us racing.
klk321: I'm gonna annihilate you two.
Fox335: And. no weapons enabled... *Enables weapons*
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: And we're set. *Starts the race*
The three of them started the race driving their Pantos.
klk321: *Reading the words on his screen* Weapons enabled.
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 with a Mini Uzi*
klk321: No!! *Dies*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Laughing*
klk321: I thought you said no weapons were on.
Fox335: That's right. No weapons are on. We're not using weapons, we're using guns.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Respawns* That's what a weapon is! Oh my god! *Drives* Now you're far ahead of me.
Fox335: Uh no, we actually stopped.
Kadillack: Our cars are shit, and they broke down.
They were actually forming a roadblock
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: Why are we doing this then? *Sees the others blocking his path, and breaks, but crashes into them* Son of a-
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 again with his Mini Uzi*
klk321: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Two minutes later, Fox stole a Voltic, and Kadillack stole a Buffalo
klk321: How did you do that?! I can't even complete the first lap, because of you guys.
Fox335: *Kills klk321 with his Mini Uzi again*
klk321: NNOOOO!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Doing doughnuts in his Buffalo* I wanna kill him next time.
klk321: No! Don't kill me!
Kadillack: What's that? You want to kill you instead of me? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! *About to pass Fox335* oh no...
Fox335: *Throws a sticky bomb onto klk321's car*
klk321: I can escape before it explodes! *Jumps out of the car, but it explodes and kills him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Leaves*
Fox335: Okay, he left the race.
Kadillack: That was actually fun.
Up next, it's the bloopers.
The bloopers of this episode
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded! Saying he can stay alive during the spring, and summer. He'll melt! He's too stupid to think that he can live in warm climates without melting.
Narrator: Okay, I understand you hate Frozen, but you gotta follow your script.
Master Sword: F**k the script!
---
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're going to be fish? Cool.
Double Scoop: You didn't here me properly.
Director: Cut!
Take 2
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to-
Sean: *Making fish faces*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Laughs* Will you stop doing that? I have to finish my line!
---
Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook. He tries again, but the container falls off the hook again* NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Falls on the ground* Fishing hurts!
---
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank you Sargent, but-- I forgot my line!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: I knew you were dumb.
Corporal Agarn: WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
The End
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The title of this article clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad movies for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom: Try to enjoy it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Unfrozen
Starring
Annie as Else
Heartsong as Anna
Tom Foolery as himself, and the narrator
Snow Wonder as Laura
Master Sword as Olaf
Pleiades as Blaire
Aina as Jesse
Sean as Sven
Narrator: Everything takes place in this shithole of a town called Arrandale. I think I pronounced it wrong, but who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Elsa this queen of all things was talking to some people on the internet.
Blaire: I'm sad that Laura died.
Jesse: Me too.
Elsa: You know what you should do?
Blaire: What?
Elsa: *Sings* Let it go! Let it go!!!
Jesse: F**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: You are a bad singer.
Anna: *Knocks on the door* Elsa?! *Also starts to sing* Do you want to build a snowman?!
Elsa: F**k off Anna!! I hate you!
Audience: *Cheering, while clapping*
Anna: Okay, bye.
Laura: *Enters the chatroom*
Blaire: Holy shit, that's Laura!
Jesse: No shit Einstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Laura: I'm going to kill you if you get off the internet!
Elsa: *Thinks about something*
Meanwhile outside of the castle.
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Can I please be Rudolph?
Narrator: NO!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: *Runs outside to them* Guys, Elsa is acting strange.
Master Sword: Ah, she'll probably snap out of it soon.
Sean: Did you see her masturbating while singing?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Anna: It's not that. She won't build a snowman with me.
Master Sword: Why would she? She has me.
Inside Elsa's room.
Elsa: *Sending messages to people to get on the internet* I know how to get rid of Laura.
Laura: Yeah right!
Elsa: No one likes watching my movie. So I'm going to get everyone in the world to join this chatroom. Once that's done, I will defeat you, saving them, and forcing them to watch my movie, because of blackmail.
Laura: *Confused, and leaves thechatroom*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Anna: *Runs into the room* Elsa?!
Elsa: My plan failed! Now no one will watch my movie, because it has horrible songs, terrible voice acting, and ridiculous bullshit, and cliches that everyone hates seeing in movies!
Blaire: It's the same story with our movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody ever watched Frozen, or Unfriended ever again. The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
On the next part of this episode.
Double Scoop teaches us things.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 24: Good Job
One day at a school.
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: What the hell are we learning that for?
Double Scoop: Watch your language, and come outside with me.
Outside of the school, Double Scoop set up containers of food to be used as the fish.
Saten Twist: *Watching Double Scoop & Sean*
Sean: *Lays down with a fishing pole* Here fishy fishy. Here fishy fishy.
Saten Twist: *Sees Sean* Huh?! Who's that? *Grabs a Gameboy* Let me consult my character finder. *Sean appears on the screen of his gameboy* Sean?!!?! *Runs toward him* I can't believe I get to hang out with the big boss himself!!! *Laughing like an idiot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Has a chalkboard, and desk set up while wearing glasses*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Concentrating on fishing*
Double Scoop: *Sees Saten Twist. He acts calm at first, but freaks out* HEY SATEN!!! EVERYONE KNOWS FISH SWIM IN SCHOOLS, AND YOU'RE INTERRUPTING CLASS!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: IF I HERE ONE MORE PEEP OUT OF YOU, I'M GONNA CANCEL THE LESSON, AND GO FISHING!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook* Oh why? I had him, and I lost him! Why didn't someone tell me to use the bait?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Runs to a tree, and karate kicks it* I have to learn to speak up!
Double Scoop: Alright class. *Slams the chalkboard as random letters, and numbers appear forming a math problem* LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN SOLVE THIS PROBLEM!!!! YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW MORE THAN A BOX OF BEANS!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Box Of Beans: As a box of beans, I can tell you, the answer is twelve.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everyone: *Freaking out, and eating beans*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean & Saten Twist: *Pause*
Sean: Oh by the way, these beans have spider webs in them.
Saten Twist: *Vomits, and karate kicks another tree* I'm gonna need to catch up!
Sean: Alright, I'm taking over this class! *Makes another complicated math problem with letters* Whoever can solve this problem will graduate!
Saten Twist: Let's see, ten, carry the four, *Talks too fast, and his voice pitch gets higher*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Saten Twist* WROOOOOOOONG!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Math hurts!!
Double Scoop: *Gets angry* THIS IS THE WORST SCHOOL I'VE EVER BEEN TO, AND I FLUNKED OUT OF THEM ALL!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?!!!!? *Gets surrounded by smoke, and sparkles while turning back to normal* a football team.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Watch this! *Kicks a rock into outer space*
Audience: Yeah!! *Clapping*
Sean: I can throw too! *Grabs Double Scoop, and throws him far away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I'd like to try out for the football team, but I can't, because I was told to be captain of the cooking team.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Wanna try my tuna casserole?
Sean: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Cooking hurts!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: *Walks over to Sean* Let's move on to something else before you kill someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Brony of the month, September 2015. The award goes to Candylover246.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Tom: She's a war hero that murdered Drake Bell fans during the Drake Bell war that occured on this club.
Audience: *Cheering, and whistling*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to take a quick break. We will return with Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid by your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's move onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
COLORS OF THE RAINBOW
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE
Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and you will tell me whether or not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are you sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,
CATS AND DOGS
MILK
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A TELEVISION
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take Milk for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't you pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes you are. That is why you are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is Favorite Muppet Character.
Final jeopardy music began to play.
Alex: I'm sure you two know who the muppets are. If you don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* You should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and you didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever said that. Sean, let's see what you wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.
Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the top of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
It was a regular day at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.
Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops his pen, and stands up, bumping the desk, and making all of the paper work fall off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jane: May I help you pick those up?
Captain Parmenter: No thanks Jane, I got it. *Trips, and falls down* Yes Jane, I don't got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Stands up*
Jane: *Picks up the papers* What are all of these for?
Captain Parmenter: We're getting more ammunition for our guns. I have to send these papers to Canterlot so Celestia can stamp them for approval, and send us the ammunition herself.
Jane: Do we really need more gun ammo? Some soldiers like Agarn, Dobbs, and Vanderbilt don't even know how to use one.
Captain Parmenter: Oh they know how to use guns. They're just not good at anything else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Arrives* Hello Jane.
Jane: Howdy Sarge. *Leaves the office*
Sargent O' Rourke: With the Captain's permission, I can take these papers to the post office once you finish signing them.
Captain Parmenter: We have another captain here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: No, you're the only captain here.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, alright then. *Signs one more paper* There we go, I'm done.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Takes the papers, and walks to the post office*
On his way to the post office, O' Rourke met Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: Hey Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they said they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank you Sargent, but-- WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Wild Eagle: *Sees O' Rourke, and Agarn arrive on Humans* Sargent, so honored to see you two arrive again.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came by to see the ammunition you have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told you Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want you to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the next episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning you Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.
Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5
Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: You know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, or terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. You don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
klk321: Dude, we're the only people in this lobby. Why don't we have a race right now?
Fox335: Okay. No weapons. *Mutes klk321* Kadillack, I'm going to set up a race. Where do you want to go?
Kadillack: Pantomonium.
Fox335: Good choice.
Six minutes later
Fox335: *Setting up the rules* Okay, it's just the three of us racing.
klk321: I'm gonna annihilate you two.
Fox335: And. no weapons enabled... *Enables weapons*
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: And we're set. *Starts the race*
The three of them started the race driving their Pantos.
klk321: *Reading the words on his screen* Weapons enabled.
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 with a Mini Uzi*
klk321: No!! *Dies*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Laughing*
klk321: I thought you said no weapons were on.
Fox335: That's right. No weapons are on. We're not using weapons, we're using guns.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Respawns* That's what a weapon is! Oh my god! *Drives* Now you're far ahead of me.
Fox335: Uh no, we actually stopped.
Kadillack: Our cars are shit, and they broke down.
They were actually forming a roadblock
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: Why are we doing this then? *Sees the others blocking his path, and breaks, but crashes into them* Son of a-
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 again with his Mini Uzi*
klk321: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Two minutes later, Fox stole a Voltic, and Kadillack stole a Buffalo
klk321: How did you do that?! I can't even complete the first lap, because of you guys.
Fox335: *Kills klk321 with his Mini Uzi again*
klk321: NNOOOO!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Doing doughnuts in his Buffalo* I wanna kill him next time.
klk321: No! Don't kill me!
Kadillack: What's that? You want to kill you instead of me? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! *About to pass Fox335* oh no...
Fox335: *Throws a sticky bomb onto klk321's car*
klk321: I can escape before it explodes! *Jumps out of the car, but it explodes and kills him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Leaves*
Fox335: Okay, he left the race.
Kadillack: That was actually fun.
Up next, it's the bloopers.
The bloopers of this episode
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded! Saying he can stay alive during the spring, and summer. He'll melt! He's too stupid to think that he can live in warm climates without melting.
Narrator: Okay, I understand you hate Frozen, but you gotta follow your script.
Master Sword: F**k the script!
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Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're going to be fish? Cool.
Double Scoop: You didn't here me properly.
Director: Cut!
Take 2
Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to-
Sean: *Making fish faces*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Laughs* Will you stop doing that? I have to finish my line!
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Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook. He tries again, but the container falls off the hook again* NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Falls on the ground* Fishing hurts!
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Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank you Sargent, but-- I forgot my line!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: I knew you were dumb.
Corporal Agarn: WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
The End
