“EXCLUSIVE! ‘Breaking Dawn’ Drama: Joe Jonas Is Possessive Of His GF Ashley Greene…Especially When It Comes To Jackson Rathbone!” reads a headline from the overly dramatic HollywoodLife.

According to the site, which has given us carpal tunnel syndrome for having to correct it all the time, “Joe Jonas is jealous over his girlfriend Ashley Greene’s sexy physical scenes as her character Alice Cullen with her on-screen hubby, Jackson Rathbone (Jasper Hale) — and he’s making sure everyone knows she’s HIS girl.”

Uh, huh…

HollywoodLife says it has a “source” who claims, “Joe is very possessive of Ashley — letting everyone know that she belongs to him –- especially [when it comes to] Jackson.”

Uh, huh…

Here’s what’s accurate: Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene are dating. And Greene and Jackson Rathbone play husband and wife in Breaking Dawn.

Here’s what’s inaccurate: Everything else.

A source close to the Jonas Brothers assures Gossip Cop that the singer/actor knows the difference between play acting and real-life, and that he’s not remotely jealous of Rathbone. The source calls the HollywoodLife story “nonsense.”

If there’s as much drama onscreen in Breaking Dawn as HollywoodLife manufactures about the movie’s stars, it will be another box office hit.