Funny Avatar Quotes:
•    “Zuko’s gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he destroyed it! … Oh, and he’s attaching Aang”-Sokka
•    “Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it just tastes like sand. I never thought I’d miss the taste of mud so much”-Toph
•    “Please tell me you ae hear because the fire lord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn’t even need the eclipse to take him down”-Sokka
•     Aang: “But he’s still a human being…”
Zuko: “You’re going to defend him?”
Aang: “No. I agree with you. Fire lord Ohzi is a horrible person, and the world would prabolly be better off without him…But there’s gotta be another way.”
Zuko: “Like what?”
Aang: “I dunno…Mabye we can make some big pot of glue and then I could use glue bending to stick his arms and legs together so he can’t bend anymore!”
Zuko: “Yeah! Then you could show him his baby pictures and all those happy memories will make him good again!”
Aang: “Do you really think that would work?!”
Zuko: “No!”
•    Sokka: “Judging by the looks on your faces, I’m guessing you guys didn’t find Aang either.”    
Zuko: “No, It’s like he just… disappeared.”
Toph: “Hey, wait a minute. Has anyone noticed that Momo is missing too?”
Sokka: “Oh no… I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!”
^ Sokka opens Appa’s mouth and climbs in
Sokka: “Momo! I’m coming for ya, buddy!”
Katara: “Sokka, Appa didn’t eat Momo. He’s probably with Aang.”
Sokka: “That’s just what Appa wants you to think.”
Zuko: “Get out of the bison’s mouth, Sokka! We have a real problem here.”
•    Aang: “Wow, camping. It really does feel like old times again, doesn’t it?”
Zuko: “If you really want it to feel like old times, I could… uh, chase you around awhile and try to capture you.”
•    Sokka: “We gotta help him!”
^ Throughs his boomerang at the cannon crawler trying to eat their canyon guide. The boomerang bounces off the crawlers head and he starts to attach Sokka.
Sokka: “Ok, Now we gotta help me!”
•    Toph: (Falls into the sea) “Help! I can’t swim!”
Sokka: “I’m coming Toph!”
(Sokka gets ready to jump in and save her, but Suki beats him to it).
Toph: “Help! Oh Sokka, you saved me!” (She kisses who she thinks is Sokka on the check) “Mmmwa!”
Suki: “Actually, it’s me.”
Toph: “Oh… Well… hehe… You can go ahead and let me drown now.”
•    Toph: Who’s Zuko?”
Sokka: “Oh, just some angry freak with a ponytail who’s tracked us all over the world.”
Katara: “What’s wrong with ponytails, Ponytail?”
Sokka: “This is a warrior’s wolf tail.”
Katara: Well, it certainly tells other warriors that you are fun and perky!”
•    Katara: “It’s those three girls from Omashu!”
Toph: “We can take ‘em! Three on three!”
Sokka: “Actually, Toph, there’s four of us.”
Toph: “Oh. I’m sorry, I didn’t count you… y’know, no bending and all.”
Sokka: “I can still fight!”
Toph: “OK, three on three plus Sokka.”
•    Azula: “Do you really want to fight me?”
Zuko: “Yes, I really do.”
Aang: “Zuko!”
Azula: “I was wondering when you’d show up, Zuzu
Aang: (snickers) “Zuzu?”
•    Ty Lee: (pointing at the painting) :Who are these two beautiful women?”
Lou or Lee: Can’t you tell?”
Lou or Lee: (at the same time) it’s Lou/Lee and me!”
•    Toph: Aang! I know swimming is fun and all, but do you really think you should be exposing yourself like that? Cover up.”
Aang: “What? Tim wearing trunks!”
Toph: I know! It’s your tattoos I’m worried about!”
•    Zuko: “No one can make tea like Uncle, but hopefully I learned a thing or two. Would you like to hear my Uncle’s favorite joke?”
Katara: “Sure.”
Aang: “I like Jokes.”
Toph: “Bring it.”
Zuko: “Ok, well I can’t remember how it starts, but the punchline is: ‘Leaf me alone! I’m brushed!”
^a long silence occurs while everyone stares at Zuko.
Zuko: “Well, it was funnier when Uncle tells it.”
Katara: “Right. Maybe because he remembers the whole thing.”
•    Katara: “Then he’s gotta be somewhere on Ember Island. Let’s split up and look for him.”
^Toph zips over to Zuko and clings to his arm so tightly Zuko blushes.
Toph: “I’m going with Zuko!”
^Needless to say, everyone stares.
Toph: “What? Everyone else went on a life changing experience with Zuko.”
^Smiles wider clings tighter.
Toph: “Now it’s my turn.”
•    Sokka: “OH good. You guys have met.”
Suki: “Actually we met a long time ago.”
Zuko: “We did?”
Suki: “Yeah. You kind of burned down my village.”
Zuko: “…Oh, sorry about that. Nice to see you again."
•    Suki: “Why are you acting so overprotective?”
Sokka: “It’s so hard to lose someone you care about. Something happened at the North Pole, and I couldn’t protect someone. I don’t want anything like that to ever happen again.”
Suki: “I lost someone I care about. He didn’t die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart, and brave and funny.”
Sokka: “Who is this guy? Is he taller than me?”
Suki: “No. He’s about your height.”
Sokka: “Is he better looking?”
Suki: “It’s you crazy.”
•    Toph: “So you want to go see the baby or are you going to faint like an old lady again?”
Sokka: “No. No. I’m good this time.”
•    Katara: “Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!”
Aang: “I got invited to play with some kids after school.”
Sokka: “After what?”
Aang: “I enrolled in fire nation school. And I’m going back tomorrow.”
Sokka: “Enrolled in WHAT?”
(Sokka passes out.)
•    Aang: “Listen guys, those kids at school are the future of the Fire Nation. If we went to change this place for the better, we need to show them a little taste of freedom.”
Sokka: “What could you possibly do for a country of depraved little fire monsters?”
Aang: “I’m going to throw them a secret dance party.”
Sokka: (Everyone stares blankly at Aang) “Go to your room.”
•    Katara: “Sokka we’re safe. You can take the mustache off now.”
Sokka: “Oh no, I can’t! It’s permanently glued to my skin.”
•    Sokka: “Think about it. No matter where we go, Zuko and the fire Benders manage to find us. It’s because they spot Appa. He’s just too noticeable.”
Katara: “Appa’s not too noticeable.”
Sokka: “He’s a giant fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It’s kind of hard to miss him!”
•    Sokka: (In a hole) “It’s so dark down here. I can’t see anything.”
Toph: (sarcastically) “Oh no. What a nightmare.”
Sokka: “Sorry.”
•    Zuko: “I know you must be surprised to see me here.”
Sokka: “Not really, since you’ve tracked us all over the world.”
•    Zuko: “Look, I admit I’ve done some awful things. I was wrong to try and capture you. And I’m sorry I attacked the Water tribe. And I never should have sent that Fire Nation assassin after you. And I’m going to try and stop…”
Sokka: “Wait! You sent combustion man after us?”
Zuko: “Well, that’s not his name but…”
•    Katara why would you even defend him?”
Toph: “Because Katara, you’re ignoring one crucial fact, Aang needs a fire bending teacher. We can’t think of a single person to do the job. Now one shows up on a silver platter and you won’t even think about.”
Aang: “I’m not having Zuko as a teacher!”
Sokka: “You’re darn right you’re not, buddy.”
Katara: “Well, I guess that’s settled.”
Toph: “I’m beginning to wonder who really the blind one around here is!”
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