STAN MARSH VS STAN SMITH
Stan Marsh:
Just an average American screwed-up kid
Got a clever mind, what ever did?
Live with my parents n’ bitch older sister
Can’t blame though, when everyone’s diss’d ‘er
Hang with my friends, at the bus stop
A Jew, a fat kid, n’ a poor one too
We’re always the center of controversy for what goes on
But adults never understand; they’re just too dumb!
Stan Smith:
Hey kid, I’m way more man
Have a housewife n’ two teenage kids, hot damn!
I’m lean all the way to the right side
Our world is perfect the way it is; Liberals can’t abide
Read all of Rush Limbaugh, I’m his greatest fan
Worried about gay marriage, abortion, and other leftist shit
Christianity is America’s #1 brand name religion
Nonconformists to God’s ways will burn in Hell!
Stan Marsh:
Hey, I learned something today, that you’re a conservative bastard, man
Ya take new ideas, ‘n throw em' in tha garbage can!
Can’t get used to change, with yer right wing brain
Yo momma should’a aborted ya, what a shame!
I’m only ten, but twenty times smarter than ya
You opposin’ homosexuality n’ open mindedness;
Straight-laced and uptight CIA agent, aren’t ya
Steve n’ Hayley don’t conform to yer beliefs, but who the fuck does?
Stan Smith:
Listen up ya little son of a bitch
I should push you into a ditch!
You seem possessed by the liberals; how they spew all their bile
One of your friends’ moms is a witch, how about Jewboy Kyle?
You’re just a short kid wit’ a big head n’ a little body
I have authority over you; I’m a much older white man
Your tolerance helpin’ the gay, black, Jewish, transgender population
We have the right to bear arms, can’t you see?
WHO DO YOU THINK WON? COMMENT ON THIS ARTICLE
Stan Marsh:
Just an average American screwed-up kid
Got a clever mind, what ever did?
Live with my parents n’ bitch older sister
Can’t blame though, when everyone’s diss’d ‘er
Hang with my friends, at the bus stop
A Jew, a fat kid, n’ a poor one too
We’re always the center of controversy for what goes on
But adults never understand; they’re just too dumb!
Stan Smith:
Hey kid, I’m way more man
Have a housewife n’ two teenage kids, hot damn!
I’m lean all the way to the right side
Our world is perfect the way it is; Liberals can’t abide
Read all of Rush Limbaugh, I’m his greatest fan
Worried about gay marriage, abortion, and other leftist shit
Christianity is America’s #1 brand name religion
Nonconformists to God’s ways will burn in Hell!
Stan Marsh:
Hey, I learned something today, that you’re a conservative bastard, man
Ya take new ideas, ‘n throw em' in tha garbage can!
Can’t get used to change, with yer right wing brain
Yo momma should’a aborted ya, what a shame!
I’m only ten, but twenty times smarter than ya
You opposin’ homosexuality n’ open mindedness;
Straight-laced and uptight CIA agent, aren’t ya
Steve n’ Hayley don’t conform to yer beliefs, but who the fuck does?
Stan Smith:
Listen up ya little son of a bitch
I should push you into a ditch!
You seem possessed by the liberals; how they spew all their bile
One of your friends’ moms is a witch, how about Jewboy Kyle?
You’re just a short kid wit’ a big head n’ a little body
I have authority over you; I’m a much older white man
Your tolerance helpin’ the gay, black, Jewish, transgender population
We have the right to bear arms, can’t you see?
WHO DO YOU THINK WON? COMMENT ON THIS ARTICLE