What is your vehicle of choice for time travel? Imagine converting a DeLorean into a VW Combi van and using that to travel back in time? This is exactly what Marty Junior, Dave’s son has got in mind when he visits a wrecker’s yard and comes across Doc’s beloved DeLorean.
Teaching himself all about engineering from Doc’s Mechanical Engineering book he rewires and reconfigures the van’s engine to run on cherry slurries with added hair restoring shampoo. Now isn’t that better and safer than running a retro VW Combi van on nuclear power?
On the other hand Doc (who is from another dimension) is just like our modern day leaders, loving war more than peace just for the profit. He is pro Vietnam War and uses the hair restorer shampoo to grow back his hair. He is also a supporter of time travel because of the huge profit potential, goes on TV (now that all his hair has grown back) and attempts to uncover the secret every man is looking for, understanding women!
The result is a bestseller, THE OPPOSITE SEX in which he plays the hero and stud, marrying 12 Hollywood starlets in 1965. All this impacts history meaning nothing will ever happen as it did in the future. The universe is destroyed by the unravelling of the space time continuum just because history is changed. Marty Senior never travels back to 1955 to meet his parents causing a major paradox.
And Marty Junior’s time vehicle is a VW Combi van fully equipped with a DeLorean engine running on cherry slurries.
Teaching himself all about engineering from Doc’s Mechanical Engineering book he rewires and reconfigures the van’s engine to run on cherry slurries with added hair restoring shampoo. Now isn’t that better and safer than running a retro VW Combi van on nuclear power?
On the other hand Doc (who is from another dimension) is just like our modern day leaders, loving war more than peace just for the profit. He is pro Vietnam War and uses the hair restorer shampoo to grow back his hair. He is also a supporter of time travel because of the huge profit potential, goes on TV (now that all his hair has grown back) and attempts to uncover the secret every man is looking for, understanding women!
The result is a bestseller, THE OPPOSITE SEX in which he plays the hero and stud, marrying 12 Hollywood starlets in 1965. All this impacts history meaning nothing will ever happen as it did in the future. The universe is destroyed by the unravelling of the space time continuum just because history is changed. Marty Senior never travels back to 1955 to meet his parents causing a major paradox.
And Marty Junior’s time vehicle is a VW Combi van fully equipped with a DeLorean engine running on cherry slurries.
Hi Stephen and Max,
I'm about to go teach a two-day workshop, so I don't have time to respond to all the posts, but let me make a few points.
1. You guys are funny. And you can take that in all its meanings and definitions.
2. The hourly rate is not just for the conversation--it includes time to read the material (1 page = 1.5 minutes)and create notes on structure, story, character, dialogue, etc.
3. If you don't use the whole hour up (it goes quickly, by the way) you can make use of it down the road for another project, or a revisit to revised material.
4. I do have a discounted rate, but it's contingent upon purchasing a package. When you go into a theatre, you either pay the ticket price or you don't. You don't get to say, "Listen, I only want to see the first act of Hamlet--I'll give you a fiver for it. Do we have a deal?"
5. But like I say, you're funny. Look forward to reading more emails
All the best,
Steve
Steve Kaplan's Comedy Intensive
I'm about to go teach a two-day workshop, so I don't have time to respond to all the posts, but let me make a few points.
1. You guys are funny. And you can take that in all its meanings and definitions.
2. The hourly rate is not just for the conversation--it includes time to read the material (1 page = 1.5 minutes)and create notes on structure, story, character, dialogue, etc.
3. If you don't use the whole hour up (it goes quickly, by the way) you can make use of it down the road for another project, or a revisit to revised material.
4. I do have a discounted rate, but it's contingent upon purchasing a package. When you go into a theatre, you either pay the ticket price or you don't. You don't get to say, "Listen, I only want to see the first act of Hamlet--I'll give you a fiver for it. Do we have a deal?"
5. But like I say, you're funny. Look forward to reading more emails
All the best,
Steve
Steve Kaplan's Comedy Intensive
Hi Stephen and Max,
I'm about to go teach a two-day workshop, so I don't have time to respond to all the posts, but let me make a few points.
1. You guys are funny. And you can take that in all its meanings and definitions.
2. The hourly rate is not just for the conversation--it includes time to read the material (1 page = 1.5 minutes)and create notes on structure, story, character, dialogue, etc.
3. If you don't use the whole hour up (it goes quickly, by the way) you can make use of it down the road for another project, or a revisit to revised material.
4. I do have a discounted rate, but it's contingent upon purchasing a package. When you go into a theatre, you either pay the ticket price or you don't. You don't get to say, "Listen, I only want to see the first act of Hamlet--I'll give you a fiver for it. Do we have a deal?"
5. But like I say, you're funny. Look forward to reading more emails
All the best,
Steve
I'm about to go teach a two-day workshop, so I don't have time to respond to all the posts, but let me make a few points.
1. You guys are funny. And you can take that in all its meanings and definitions.
2. The hourly rate is not just for the conversation--it includes time to read the material (1 page = 1.5 minutes)and create notes on structure, story, character, dialogue, etc.
3. If you don't use the whole hour up (it goes quickly, by the way) you can make use of it down the road for another project, or a revisit to revised material.
4. I do have a discounted rate, but it's contingent upon purchasing a package. When you go into a theatre, you either pay the ticket price or you don't. You don't get to say, "Listen, I only want to see the first act of Hamlet--I'll give you a fiver for it. Do we have a deal?"
5. But like I say, you're funny. Look forward to reading more emails
All the best,
Steve
If Marty McFly were genderbent, his genderbent name would be Mary McFly
If Doc Brown were genderbent, his genderbent name would be Doc Emma Brown
If Biff Tannen were genderbent, his genderbent name would be Bianca Tannen
That's all i got. I can't think of any others. I can't think of any other gender bent names for the other characters. It's so tough trying to come up with genderbent names that sound similar to their actual names. If you guys could come up with some genderbent names for the ones i forgot, that'd be great ;).
If Doc Brown were genderbent, his genderbent name would be Doc Emma Brown
If Biff Tannen were genderbent, his genderbent name would be Bianca Tannen
That's all i got. I can't think of any others. I can't think of any other gender bent names for the other characters. It's so tough trying to come up with genderbent names that sound similar to their actual names. If you guys could come up with some genderbent names for the ones i forgot, that'd be great ;).